So Long, Mother's Cookies
This is exactly why Mondays are disgusting and gross. I always hear horrific news like this on a Monday morning. Workers at Mother's Cookies were told on October 3rd that the company is shutting down for good and cookies will no longer be made. NO!!!!! Who's going to make those delicious frosted animal cookies?! I used to eat that shit with milk for breakfast.
The company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy last Monday. Their distribution plants in Ohio and Canada are closed forever The private equity firm that owned Mother's blamed rising fuel and ingredient prices. I blame those Keebler elves. Do those bitches have an alibi? And if the Keebler elves are involved, you know the Olsen trolls had something to do with it.
Employees at Mother's were not given the federally required 60-day notice due to "unforeseeable business circumstances." That means they couldn't pay them anymore.
This is the end of an era. It's also the end of days. Why go on if we can't have those scrumptious frosted circus animal cookies anymore?
If you'll excuse me, I have to furiously search the interwebs and buy up every last bag of Circus Animal cookies. Since the world is ending, I want to go down stuffing my face with sprinkled frosted goodness.
Rest in peace, Mother's Cookies....
Source: SF Gate
Thanks Danielle
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Is this a regional thing? I've never heard of them. Of course, I don't really haunt the cookie section of the grocery store, either.
NOOooOoOOo! My life will never again be the same. Def going on a circus animal bender till there's not a one left.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 13, 2008 - 9:26am.
great, now I want some.
have some rugelach instead, bubbeleh.
Much much better and tastier
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I have a hard and fast rule.
No pink food.
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great, now I want some.
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Goddammit, no! This is the worst news I have heard in a very long time. Those things are delicious.
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Never heard of those things. They look spectacularly unhealthy. So they're probably tasty...
A travesty I tell you! First my stocks take a deep shit, now this?? If snoballs and orange crush goes...I'm jumping outta this damn building. I swear it.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
those trollsens!! theyre j8ellus because they cant eat delicious frosted cookies, they can only eat "prunes"
I never liked those keebler elves either. they seem like closet pedos.
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When the Circus Animals go you know Armageddon is encroaching upon us.
What!? Not my lightly iced animal crackers! Fucking economy is messing with my diet now!
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I blame Bush.
Okay, I blame him for everything. But now he's taking jobs away from sweet cookie makers? Satan!
Oh my god! NO! I love those cookies.
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