The Talking Chihuahuas Can't Be Stopped!
For the second weekend in a row, "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" is the #1 movie at the box office with $17.5 million. It's made a total of $52.4 million. Damn. Stoners and screaming babies must really love this shit.
The end is near (see below), so people would rather be entertained by a singing chihuahua than a talking DiCaprio. It makes sense. Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe's new bore fiesta "Body of Lies" was no match for the dancing chihuahuas.
"Body of Lies" brought in $13.1 million, which was good enough for the third spot. HAH! My chihuahua laughs at the dude from "Titanic."
That horror movie that we've probably seen a million times "Quarantine" was the #2 movie of the weekend with $14.2 million.
I was tempted to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend, but I decided to wait until it shows up on my Netflix queue. That way I can see it from the comfort of my own bong. Besides, if I want to be entertained by a talking chihuahua, I just have to take a few dozen bong hits and stare at my own dog. We've seriously had some amazing and deep conversations while riding on the green cloud. He knows me better than anyone.
Here's the weekend's top 10:
1. Beverly Hills Chihuahua - $17.5 million
2. Quarantine - $14.2 million
3. Body of Lies - $13.1 million
4. Eagle Eye - $11.0 million
5. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - $6.5 million
6. The Express - $4.7 million
7. Nights in Rodanthe - $4.6 million
8. Appaloosa - $3.3 million
9. The Duchess - $3.3 million
10. City of Ember - $3.2 million
Viva Chihuahuas!!!!
The thing I love about my Chihuahuas is that they are stoner dogs! My oldest one, Lucy, loves to get high and just hang out. The one in my pic is Emma, and she grunts and moans all day and night.
With Chis', it's all about a 100lb attitude in a 12 lb body! I don't have the 3lb "teacups", I got the full body big ones. My biggest is almost 20lbs and comes up to my knees. Emma is the smallest at 8lbs.
Living well is the best revenge.......
WOW, there are some dumb f*cks paying to see this movie??? SMGDH
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Sit yo ass down!
Wow, some pretty shitty offerings this month. It's Netfix time, baby!
Your face!
I just saw this movie a few hours ago and I was hoping to like it but I LOVED it! It's amazing what can be with computers nowadays because the expressions along with the voices were dead on accurate. I laughed, I cried plus it has the message of adopting homeless animals. This is exactly what we need in our world right now... compassion. Three cheers for chihuahua's everywhere including my own named Rory Calhoun! :)
Alecto:
or maybe right now life is just too depressing and people want more and more to get their minds off of lifes problems. ever thought of it that way? try having some compassion ah?
More proof that the world is about to end and America really is a country full of retards.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 13, 2008 - 11:15am.
I smell about 4 sequels in the horizon.
I hope this movie beats out Skankelina's new movie next week...now that would be hilarious!!!
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Submitted by Snoogle on October 13, 2008 - 10:43am.
Right now Paris is rummaging through her closet looking for Tinkerbell hoping she can make a few bucks off the Chiuawawa craze. **keeping the typo in**
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Wow, I'm glad I wait for movies to come out for rental on DVD.
Snoogle, you're assuming Parisite Valtrex-snatch actually remembers she HAS pets.
Submitted by Hekki on October 13, 2008 - 11:37am.
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There isn't a single bad song on this cd.
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This was one movie I thought for sure would flop. I don't get the fascination with chihuahuas. At all.
Is that dog even a chihuahua? It looks like some sort of half breed mix.
I thought MK watched TAR but I may be wrong....wait, is there anything he doesn't watch?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I CANNOT believe all you h8ers.
Good Gwad people, it's got talking chihuahuas. What else do you need?
Throw in some men in women's clothing and...what's that I smell? An Oscar!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 13, 2008 - 11:15am.
I hope this movie beats out Skankelina's new movie next week...now that would be hilarious!!!
It really pains me to say this, but Angelina's new movie (assuming you're talking about The Changeling) is actually supposed to be good.
I almost fell out of my seat from embarrassment when I saw the Beverly Hills Chihuahua trailer during WALL-E.
I feel bad for the kids growing up on this type of garbage instead of quality cartoons like Lady and the Tramp, Winnie the Pooh, Bambi etc.
1) I had to see the talking dogs because it's all my kids would talk about. If you don't have to see it because of this reason, do not go. It's really bad.
2) Totally thought of MK when I saw the Fighting Cholitas on TAR last night.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 13, 2008 - 10:17am.
Did anyone see the Cholitas on the Amazing Race last night and think of dlisted?
Yes, _Where Indeed_ is Amazing Race Cholitas coverage on Dlisted this morning?
You could probably do a whole slate of movies starring PUGS...BULLDOGS...JACK RUSSELLS...DACHSUNDS...POMERANIANS...etc.You could even release them all at the same time.They would all make money.
It would have been better with pugs.
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That dog movie looks dumb as hell,yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by DeeDee: "ITA Sensimina. I make it a point to rent all the older movies and cartoons I loved as a kid. I just bought the Charlie Brown holiday movies sets. They love Charlie Brown."
Yes yes yes. Mine too! They also love the "Wizard of Oz", "Charlotte's Web" and "Mary Poppins". Of course they're still really young. There's no escaping the Hannah Montana-type stuff when they get older.
I don't understand why parents push that stuff on their kids when they're like 3 and 4. Why set yourself up like that?
Body of Lies is an AMAZING movie about the United States C.I.A. operation in the Middle East.
The trailer sucks ass so much that its really difficult to know what the movie is about.
I saw the movie this weekend and was blown away by how great it is.
I'm liking this - the chihuahuas beat out Russell Crowe
The sequel will turn a profit on product placement alone.
A franchise is born.
I smell about 4 sequels in the horizon.
I hope this movie beats out Skankelina's new movie next week...now that would be hilarious!!!
This movie looks like a blatent attempt to insult whatever collective intelligence we as a world still manage to cling to.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Chee-Hooah-Hooah's sweep once again.
SNAUSAGES FOR EVERYONE!
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ITA Sensimina. I make it a point to rent all the older movies and cartoons I loved as a kid. I just bought the Charlie Brown holiday movies sets. They love Charlie Brown.
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Right now Paris is rummaging through her closet looking for Tinkerbell hoping she can make a few bucks off the Chiuawawa craze. **keeping the typo in**
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
OMG, I love Milo and Otis! I too watched it about a thousand times. I have wanted a pug ever since!
DeeDee, Milo and Otis is a classic! I watched that a million times when I was little. It's good that you show your kids older movies, there's so much trash in the newer ones. I bet the chichis have cell phones and Ipods in this movie.
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great post MK. stoners are slowly taking over!
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DeeDee, you're telling me! Though "Fly Me To The Moon" was definietly the worst of the three...
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My kid is already addicted to "Milo and Otis" MK. There is no way I'm going to get her hooked on this movie.
Bwahahaha, you had to watch "Space Chimps" PSL? That ain't right.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
I was so happy that mylittle dude went to see this with friends, so I don;t have to sit through this crap....I've already suffered through "Space Chimps", "Igor" , and "Fly Me To The Moon".....lol
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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My granny had a Chi named Vickie. She carried it in a pocket of her kitchen apron like a kangaroo carries its baby. Vickie continually snapped at anyone who came near granny, unless it was my uncle. Vickie liked my uncle because he would trim his foot calluses with a penknife and feed the trimmings to Vickie. Hillbillies are weird like that. True story!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Will Nights of Rodanthe cure insomnia? I see the preview for that movie and wonder how they make a whole movie out of it!
Time for my mid-morning nap. I didn't sleep well last night.
*Handing Socky her favorite dryer sheet* Nice to see ya, lady! Okie...Yess, Jepp. Ubh course, Jepp. Bwhahaha. ITA about the milkshake song! Hysfrickensterical. Okay, hookahs..I'm out for a bit. Need to go stock up on some Mother's cookies ;) xoxoxox
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I hate people
Lol i just watched a bootleg version of Beverly Hills Chihuahua and even though I was sure it was going to be retarded..I still kinda really enjoyed it lol....maybe Im retarded??
Oh and I went to watch Quarantine and although the Camera shit annoyed me just like Cloverfield made me fucking nauseaus ..it actually made me jump a few times
oh yeah Flipping Out was awesome
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 13, 2008 - 10:10am.
I dunno, I still can't wrap my mind around Drew Barrymore's lispy voice as the lead chihuahua. They shoulda' used Zoila's voice from "Flipping Out," IMO.
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And..I can't wrap my mind around Drew's mouth when she speaks. She talks out of the side of her mouth. It's weird & fascinating at the same time...I forget what she's saying. lol
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I'm w/ you NWitty.. ON that reunion, she was like "heis favorete song was Muh Melk Shak Bring all boys to Yard" hahaha, I love her voice.. HE was so embarassed that she said that..
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Did anyone see the Cholitas on the Amazing Race last night and think of dlisted?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
@Okie! We need to start a petition!! I lurve me that damn show!!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
My MIL has a creepy lil Chi, and it shivers constantly, and like to sit on my shoulder like a GD parrot! Also its name it Taco, and when I'm alone w/ it i say "mmmm I'm gonna cook some Taco's for supper, I'ma throw you in the pan Taco!" Muahahahaha.. OH Good Times!! Maybe that's why it shivers.. who knows.. lil bugga..
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@Nitwitty..OMG that would be hilarious.. I think every voice over should be Zoila's voice, or Jeff's voice.. I love that show.. It should play constantly on Nick @ Nite.. IMO.. lol..
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There is not a movie out there that I'd spend $12 to see. There are movies I'd LIKE to see, but I just wait for them to come to cable.
I hate these fucking quivering yapping pieces of shit. They have no redeeming value whatsoever and are more like a rodent than a canine.