The Talking Chihuahuas Can't Be Stopped!
For the second weekend in a row, "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" is the #1 movie at the box office with $17.5 million. It's made a total of $52.4 million. Damn. Stoners and screaming babies must really love this shit.
The end is near (see below), so people would rather be entertained by a singing chihuahua than a talking DiCaprio. It makes sense. Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe's new bore fiesta "Body of Lies" was no match for the dancing chihuahuas.
"Body of Lies" brought in $13.1 million, which was good enough for the third spot. HAH! My chihuahua laughs at the dude from "Titanic."
That horror movie that we've probably seen a million times "Quarantine" was the #2 movie of the weekend with $14.2 million.
I was tempted to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend, but I decided to wait until it shows up on my Netflix queue. That way I can see it from the comfort of my own bong. Besides, if I want to be entertained by a talking chihuahua, I just have to take a few dozen bong hits and stare at my own dog. We've seriously had some amazing and deep conversations while riding on the green cloud. He knows me better than anyone.
Here's the weekend's top 10:
1. Beverly Hills Chihuahua - $17.5 million
2. Quarantine - $14.2 million
3. Body of Lies - $13.1 million
4. Eagle Eye - $11.0 million
5. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - $6.5 million
6. The Express - $4.7 million
7. Nights in Rodanthe - $4.6 million
8. Appaloosa - $3.3 million
9. The Duchess - $3.3 million
10. City of Ember - $3.2 million
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Aww, c'mon. Talking Chihuahuas look cute! Besides, why not dull the senses of the masses and take over our country at the same time? While we're out being entertained, our country is going to hell in a hand basket.
of coursse its #1 look at those other snoozefests
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I dunno, I still can't wrap my mind around Drew Barrymore's lispy voice as the lead chihuahua. They shoulda' used Zoila's voice from "Flipping Out," IMO.
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Quarantine's a shitty remake of a recent (good!) Spanish movie called [REC]. It's not available on dvd yet, but you can torrent it.
Submitted by Sensimina on October 13, 2008 - 9:59am.
Quarantine was a fucking waste. I'm so tired of shitty horror movies. Everyone I know, myself included, has better ideas for a scary movie than these Hollywood cuntrags. It's not that hard to think of something original, I just don't understand it. And fucking stop with the remakes. _________________________________________________
I was very disappointed with "Quarantine"! When I was at the movies this weekend I saw the poster for "Friday the 13th". It will released in February '09.
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who the hell's watching this crap?
talking chihuahas... wth? well I guess it just means that parents are more into enjoying a family movie these days.. hmm no, that does not sound right... who knows All I know is that I stoped paying 12 bucks to see a movie long time ago.
No surprise to me...Everybody's freaked/depressed about the economy, unemployment, government...last thing I want to see is a serious depressing movie (great though it may be), I want to see some damn singing Chihuahuas! Get my mind off of everything else! Ayeeeee! Rock on, puppydogs!
Quarantine was a fucking waste. I'm so tired of shitty horror movies. Everyone I know, myself included, has better ideas for a scary movie than these Hollywood cuntrags. It's not that hard to think of something original, I just don't understand it. And fucking stop with the remakes. Next year we'll all be enjoying Rob Zombie's vision of CHUD or Critters 3 with the way this shit is heading.
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