Crackie Horror Picture Show
Dreamboat Doherty is alive and.....well....he's alive. I know. That claim is up for discussion. Dreamy has uploaded a new video to his YouTube account and basically Allison from "Intervention" is the only bitch who can probably understand it. Especially because in the video Dreamboat says one of his pussies is off to "mend the sunshine." What's with druggies and sunshine? Does that mean Funshine Bear was a major heroin junkie? I digress.
Most of Dreamy's video is your regular crack shit. Dreamy plays with fire in his garden. Dreamys plays with a hammer. Dreamy talks to his house cleaner while she mops the floor. Yes, he has a cleaner even though his house still looks like the inside of a used roach motel. Her main job is probably to keep the crack pipes shiny and clean.
Speaking of, about 3:30 into the video, Dreamy's sleeping in a hammock and his house cleaner wakes him up. They argue for a bit and then Dreamy starts lighting some kind of glass pipe thing. His house cleaner asks him, "I thought you weren't doing that stuff any more." Then she pours water all over his head. This is probably the first time in weeks that water has touched his head. I'm surprised the water didn't jump the fuck off immediately after touching him.
Click here to see Dreamy's special horror picture show. He disabled embedding.
A few hours after he uploaded his latest crack masterpiece, he put up another video of his son Astile dancing around with some creepy toy. Dreamy left this this message with the video: "crack? crack crack crack crack crack, you presumptious, hateful weirdo's"
Below is the clip. Ugh. I need a few weeks in rehab after watching both of these videos.
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The housekeeper is definitely Amy.. And I am sooo in love with Pete! Could he be any sexier? :P
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Its definitely her, they are playing berk and mary from mary poppins.
MK, I'm pretty sure the "house cleaner" is amy WINEHOUSE.
I guess the mom is as f'ed up, the mom must be kate, or am i wrong? I dunno anything about him, i just know that (I think) he dated her.
Oh yeah, and Britney doesn't have custody but this guy I guess does? Or has joint custody it looks like? Not that Britney should but come on!
I'mma need someone to add soap, bleach, PineSol or Mr Clean to that water....i know you are not supposed to mix cleaning chemical but a combination of all the above wouldn't be amiss either.
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You know what's insane? You can have done coke and/or crack like 5 years ago a few times and still, watch a f'ed up video and STILL crave it! Whether you are never doing it again, you still want it! At least, a lot do. Or I do. Not that I would do it, my point is, that the craving never dies! No matter what you see. It's all about "will power" and using it in order to stay away from it.
I think he's trying to project the feeling of being on crack huh? HE has some weird obsession with the hammer...it appeared in both videos. I think it's the same one. He has like 7 cats?! I hope he doesn't die of toxioplasmosis like Tommy did in Trainspotting. Doesn't he learn anything from watching those junkie flicks?! He SO is the male Amy Wino!!!
Your face!
I always took Petey to be anti-foreigner, but his son is half or 1/4 black Jamaican!
That thing should get up and go Zuni doll on their asses.
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Cannot watch
Too sad.
Where is Mom.
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i agree with you 100%. absolutely no excuse for that kind of behavior.
i'm just saying i was shocked at how good his music is. i assumed it would suck.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 13, 2008 - 12:33pm.
I just watched all the Allison episodes,fucking WoW!
Poor child
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Well, this made me go have a look...
That is some FUCKED UP shit right there. OMG! She got everything a normal person could ask for, din't go nowhere near any "hood" and didn't even take a gateway drug to get there. Also. I'm scared as hell to get that stuff on me at all...how you just gonna decide one day to shoot it into your mouth??? So bizarre.
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So sad that this poor kid's childhood home videos bear an eerie resemblance to scenes from "A Clockwork Orange"...
I just watched all the Allison episodes,fucking WoW!
Poor child
I'll be having nightmares about that creepy toy for the next week.
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He does drugs in front of his kids?
Fuck me if I'm wrong but he did look like he was visiting somewhere...surely he doesn't have custody but visitation?
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Submitted by stella_v on October 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.
That very well may be, but the fact that he is a brilliant artist does not negate the fact that he uses drugs in front of HIS young child. I don't care if you're Jim Morrison, that shit is not cool.
after years of reading (and laughing) about what a world class fuck-up pete is - i thought i should hear his music at least once.
well - it's fuckin' brilliant. download "down in albion" by babyshambles and if that's too much of a risk - just get the song "albion".
for 99 cents - trust me. it'll change the way you think about him.
That total look of dejection as the water was poured on his head was... fucking brilliant!
Perfering to fill their hands with the most trivial issues and generally making life as difficult as possible for most of the population... perhaps the masterplan of our fine government is to let the crackheads wipe themselves off the face of the earth?
As grimey as that video was, I am not sure that maid WASN'T Wino!
--thanks awfully--
The one with the kid made me think of Saw for some reason. Just so damn creepy.
I wonder if that lady was really the maid?
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I have a feeling that kid goes after the cats with the same hammer. I just know it. He enjoys destruction a bit too much.
Someone needs to put this fool out of his misery. And his child and that fucking one armed toy?...by far the most disturbing video I've ever seen.
He still is my number one lust.Yum...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It really makes me angry that "man" gets to see his child. He should be forced to get clean and take responsibility for his life and GROW UP before he's allowed to be a parent. UH!
Anycrackedoutfather, I can't laugh at Allison anymore. That episode was just too sad.
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Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 11:10am.
TAKE THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THE CRACKHEAD.
God, you fuckers in England need to get some LAW.
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But that would hurt peoples "Human Rights". We must always respect peoples "Human Rights" even pedo's and murders...(sarcasm)
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I finally saw the Allison episode. It's on demand now. That shit was so, so sad.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
MK!!! i can't believe i haven't seen allison before. HILARIOUS
Babyshambles is coming to the club I work at this Friday. Let's hope they keep the crackery to a minimum!
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TAKE THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THE CRACKHEAD.
God, you fuckers in England need to get some LAW.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LOLOLOLOL!
That is all.
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I feel really bad for his son. Having a crackhead parent sucks.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 10:56am.
aww! ill miss ya! dont let the outside world make you too sane or too friendly without your daily dlisted fix!! ;)
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I feel uncomfortable about Pete and kids being in the same room.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 13, 2008 - 10:53am.
I wonder how his will affect his future in politics.
He will be elected Prime Minister.
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Wooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww. Cocaine is still a helluva drug...
The housekeeper is a hot slut, though.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Too bad Brit doesn't live in the UK. She might have actually kept custody of her kids. I can't understand why any judge would allow this crackhead anywhere near his kid without strict conditions.
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I like the maid.
I like the maid.
Pete's SO OVER the shovel. Now we're on to hammers...
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
the filming was sorta cool, especially during the water part
*ducks*
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How the hell does he get to be within 500 feet of his kid? I don't get it. The UK must be much more lax about crack heads than the U.S. If a mother wanted to dissolve her baby daddy's visitation and her baby daddy was Dreamboat it wouldn't be hard. But anybody that had a kid with Dreamboat can't care too much about anything. She needs to douche with lysol everyday.
no missy, I am bringing it in in a few hours......:(
I'll be able to check at work a bit, but for the most part, I will be gone for a week or so....
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
That dancing doll was pretty rad,though.
Me scared. I can't watch. He makes my skin crawl. *nauseous*
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WTF??? That second video creeps me out on SO many levels....the toy is WAY too creepy...one fucking arm and that LAUGH?
And WTF is wrong with his kid? Beating the toy with a damn hammer at the end....
I am scared of them....
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