Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
_AND it seems like she's sharing a joint with Maddox. How appropriate.
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Can that PIMP of a "mother" never put some clothes on those poor orphant raggamuffins, (yes they are STILL orphants since she aint no mom, she's just a pimp.
She always expose them nude to aaallll the peddos in the world to see.
Brads parents must be so proud.
She is a childabductor and a pimp. Yick.
Hope she burns in hell for flirting with the pedophiles.
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Submitted by art_lova on October 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
ok, @ "MyTwoCents" you can love them and adore them and buy into the allure of them but please. there is no photographic talent there. maybe to an unrefined eye, but still. he's a diva and the thousands that was spent to get him a specific film. dee-va.
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LOLs! I think you read my post that included a Brangeloonie rant from someone else. That was really cute, to try to talk some sense into what you thought was a deluded person :)
I did click the link you posted out of curiosity (which I rarely do when I think someone is here just to promote their own shit). Very impressive work. Is it yours? It was like going to a gallery in my PJs. I particularly enjoyed torso on a hanger (editorial gallery). Cheers!
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Thanks Brad for showing us what a fucking FREAK she is because we had NO idea!
It is sad how angeilna whores out her kids as well as herself for attention. I honestly wonder how angelina really treats her kids when the media isn't present, Angelina seems so fake. I wouldn't be surprised if angelina let's the hired help take on the responsibility of caring for her children when the media isn't observing, while she chooses to ignore them. Maddox's love of knives?, what sane and responsible mother allows their child to develope an obsession with knives? obviously angelina is not stable and people should question her abilities as a mother. Sometimes angelina proves by the words she speaks how mentally unstable she can be. There is nothing "beautiful" about angelina's mental instability and i hope her children don't suffer for it.
WOW...she makes funny faces and eats a sandwich with sunglasses on and is holding one of her babies to her tits...WHAT A TRULY EXCEPTIONAL NATURAL UNIQUE MOTHER AND WOMAN. No one else has ever given birth, and mothered children, held a baby to her tits and made a funny face goofing around.
WOW.
SHIT.
These are the phoniest, most insincere dolts ever. How can anyone admire them? I will never understand humanities need to put mere mortals on a pedestal and worship. First Jesus, now Angie...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
@angel_i
Not telling. Haha!
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Babbling AND stupid. Sorry. You can slap me twice. I forgot where we are. Why would you want anyone to know your age or anything really personal? I've seen some bloody strange stuff in here and a lot of posters seem to have disappeared because someone knew something about someone and blabbed it - which led to a huge fuck-up and the loss of some interesting people.
So, I won't be upset if you tell me to mind my own business. (Could you please slap Atwood 5 times?)
On topic: I want whatever Angie takes to make her look so serene in this picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
ok, @ "MyTwoCents" you can love them and adore them and buy into the allure of them but please. there is no photographic talent there. maybe to an unrefined eye, but still. he's a diva and the thousands that was spent to get him a specific film. dee-va.
you could go here to see some real technique, vision, artistry and use of light:
www.aaronk.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Right on Fortune Teller.
these are awful.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.”
Please tell me that was a joke or at least taken out of context. No, it can only be acceptable as a joke. This is probably why she doesn't (can't) adopt in the US.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
There is despair
She is trying to re-live her childhood through the children
She is forcing her ideas and beliefs on them
She has crafted who she wants each to become
There are no rules
Children get what children wants
The boy is getting older
The boy is in pain
He wants a real family
He wants friends
The painted face one is dazed and confused
She is full of stratagem and deceit
Tricks the father fell for
A descision he regrets greatly
They live in the same house
However live seperate and different lives
Hope is not lost
I have seen what is to come
He shall marry a chocolate woman
He and his new family will live happily ever after
*Mark my words*
Submitted by lizzieb on October 14, 2008 - 8:05am.
I'm pissed off! that's not me. What kind of nutters are they?
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The nutty kind. With extra nuts. And nut centres. Identity theft I tells ya!!!
why tho? If you were a brange nutter why would you post my evil comments? Makes no sense. *checks under desk for daggered up brangeloonies*
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 14, 2008 - 8:05am.
I'm pissed off! that's not me. What kind of nutters are they?
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You must be their chosen one - the dlisted sacrificial lamb!
My favorite is the distressed face when being handed a burger, she wasn't eating it since there were no crumbs on her chapped lips. Pax makes me want to cry. That poor rich kid.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 7:53am.
LMAO!!!! Sandbitch, I'm thinking what WTF is that???? I thought it was a bad case of boil on a bum 'till I realised. HAHAHA.
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Precisely! My first thought was oooh, looks a bit bummish.
LMAO!!!! Sandbitch, I'm thinking what WTF is that???? I thought it was a bad case of boil on a bum 'till I realised. HAHAHA.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 7:41am.
LMAO!! HAHAHA, Loves it! Those JJer's have GOT to stop flirting, it just encorages us!
Seeing as how someone is stealing from here, I thought I'd post a little sumpin' from JJ. Feast your eyes, carry a bucket:
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Angelina is absolutely, positively gorgeous….and Brad Pitt….well, umm…..I wanna sop him up with a spoon!…
…Brad’s soooo scrumptious these days…
…with his cool walk,
…and wise demeanor,
…his paternal instinct,
…his delicious body,
…and sexy squint,
…and architectual intersts,
…and humanitarian tendencies,
…and his SUPER SPERM,
…and now…his photographic talent springing from his inspirational muse, Ms. Angelina Jolie….eeeeeeeeeeeee….
…I love their love.
…The greatest 21st century hollywood love story!!!!!!…by far.
God bless the Jolie-Pitts!
Hey fans!!!….(and haters)….whazup!!…
…We cant stay away from the brilliant light that is created by Brad and Angie’s life….(swoon)..
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 7:46am.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 14, 2008 - 7:39am.
I can't tell if I like the fishy/kissy face pic or not.It is cute but also a bit spooky clownish as well.
*perplexed*
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It's a bit freakish, ain't it.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 14, 2008 - 7:39am.
I can't tell if I like the fishy/kissy face pic or not.It is cute but also a bit spooky clownish as well.
*perplexed*
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I'm noticing a theme... tranny clown, sad clown and now spooky clown! It is sort of cute though :)
At least she's just a clown...BritBrit is a whole circus.
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de Cosmos @ 10/13/2008 at 4:02 pm
And, fresh from D-Listed, let me say at once, “Oh my, Angelina, what talented lips you have!”
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Comment copied from y'all know where:
Jill @ 10/13/2008 at 3:56 pm
lizzleb @ 10/13/2008 at 12:44 pm
http://dlisted.com/node/28730#comments
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Nothing like a new thread on Angelina to bring you and the rest of the d-listed trash scurrying out from your garbage can hideaways like a bunch of roaches sniffing food.
Now, about the knife: when my son was in the Cub Scouts, part of his equipment was a scout knife. I bought him a scout knife. You want to report me and the other cub scout mothers to protective services?
Idiot.
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Cop that! LMTO
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 7:15am.
HEhehehe. A vid of Sophie was on TMZ this weekend and the paps were telling her that Paris hates her! She was pretty diplomatic...eventually.
HA! Have the TV on in the background and Paris was assigned second worse celebrity attempt at making muzac (on 20-to-1) for 'stars are blind'.
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I can't tell if I like the fishy/kissy face pic or not.It is cute but also a bit spooky clownish as well.
*perplexed*
@sandbitch
Hahahaha. NO TAMBOURINES!!!! I'd sue for false advertising! Sounds like a fun boozy time was had by all! And WTF is a fudge cabin? Do they accept phone orders? I'm jelly!!!!!!
4. Where there any hot men in them thar hills?
*Have one eye on JJ and have found *lizzieb's* fake post, but they've changed her name to lizzleb! TWF!
Off T...sort of. Just read on JJ that Sophie Monk (Benji Madden's ex) has been filming her own reality show and it's called "Bigger than Paris".
Love it.
TEAM SOPHIE!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 6:50am.
@sandbitch
1. How pissed did you get
When? Morning, noon or night? We were at a distillery by 9am Sat morn tasting schnapps, then to a fudge cabin! then to a winery for lunch, then back to the rented hive with all our purchases which were passed around and consumed for the rest of the weekend...
2. Do you remember much of the weekend
(may answer 1.)
I don't recall much sleep!
3. Were there really tambourines involved.
No. And I'm lodging an official complaint.
@sandbitch
1. How pissed did you get
2. Do you remember much of the weekend
(may answer 1.)
3. Were there really tambourines involved.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 6:42am.
Where you beeeenn bitch!
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I bin away for a boozy bitchy wine tasting weekend in the mountains wif my REAL friends.
hehe
:}
Do it! Tell me what you find K?
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@2c - I was about to *pop* on over to JJ and check out the lizzieb doppelganger.
Where you beeeenn bitch!
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2c!
Ho!
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Submitted by lizzieb on October 14, 2008 - 4:47am.
Someone has copied my original comment in this thread post and pasted it, word for word on JJ under my name. There are other comments, written by 'lizzieb' linked to this thread's comments too. Is this revenge of the brangie loons? It's quite creepy actually. Copying my post and commenting on it is fair game but pretending to be me and linking it to here is creepy. It seems I am having a debate with them about daggers. *shudders*
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ESCANDALO!! I'm gonna take a deep breath, hold mah nose, and go take a peep in the loonie bin...
a diaper on 2 and a half years old girl. seriously?
sucking a thumb? who let's their kid suck a thumb? that's discusting and very unhealty. lazy parents.
Someone has copied my original comment in this thread post and pasted it, word for word on JJ under my name. There are other comments, written by 'lizzieb' linked to this thread's comments too. Is this revenge of the brangie loons? It's quite creepy actually. Copying my post and commenting on it is fair game but pretending to be me and linking it to here is creepy. It seems I am having a debate with them about daggers. *shudders*
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
@Lizzie,
Exactly! The child has had problems since coming to America with those self-promoting twats. What else to do but throw the kid to the wolves at a survival camp that lasts a lifetime. And nowhere safe to call home for more than a few months!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
BTW that baby's head looks really odd in that last photo. You would think someone who was breast feeding would actually know how to hold a baby. As a rule, if 'mommy' looks like a drag queen going baby head bowling something is a little off in my view.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 14, 2008 - 3:09am.
I suspect it MIGHT have something to do with being adopted at 3 or 4, forget which, and having your name changed and living in this circus with kids who beat you up? Perhaps, just perhaps, having your face so well know as your 'parents' don't shield you from strangers shoving cameras in your face but go out of their way to make it happen? or maybe not speaking the language and being moved from place to place on a whim with a mental case mother and a prickless wonder for a dad? Who can say?********************************************
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Just because I am too effing lazy to read thru a zillion comments, I would like to say that a child that age should not be sucking his thumb anymore. His life is really good if he needs his thumb in his mouth for security....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Oh, and no it's not a veggie burger. She's a carnivore.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Do they ever stop? Ever? They are so excessive in just about every single way. It's astounding. I can't believe people keep giving away their money to support their lifestyle. For what? To see pictures of their family? Odd.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Oh go away! and take Jennifer Anniston with you.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 13, 2008 - 11:26pm.
another good indicator of age is the vaccination mark on the arm. they stopped making marks in 1968 or so.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 13, 2008 - 11:26pm.
@angel_i
I grew up in Collingwood - not in the town - four miles towards Wasaga, on the Bay, so it was pretty close. Could cars still drive on the beach at any of the times when you went there or was it a Park by then?
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Submitted by Phoebe on October 13, 2008 - 9:42pm.
BTW, what did they do with the money from this pile of drivel? Since Pittiful was 'commissioned' to do them, wouldn't that mean he got money?
And how pretentious of him to say he needed a special kind of film that isn't made any more, so they had to find it in other countries and send it to him. If it's so great, why isn't it made any more?
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You read the article? Shit, you're one up on me.
Yes it is VERY pretentious, and shows a lack of ability that he can't figure out how to get a desired result more than one way. Piker.
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