Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
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I grew up in Collingwood - not in the town - four miles towards Wasaga, on the Bay, so it was pretty close. Could cars still drive on the beach at any of the times when you went there or was it a Park by then?
Shameless way of trying to find out how old you are. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 13, 2008 - 10:58pm.
I'm babbling, again. Slap me when I do that!! :)
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That must be a Canadian thing:) Like Margaret Atwood.
Ah..Wasaga Beach...I went there with my family when I was young (and later with my friends and with my *sigh* boyfriend) and my step-sisters were the consumate rockers and totally belonged there, trolling the boardwalk for stoners while I waded out farther and farther to see how far I could go and still touch the floor and then get caught in the waves...
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Submitted by Phoebe on October 13, 2008 - 9:42pm.
(Hey, Sally - what year is your Mustang? My son has a '67)
Not mine - my 'uncle's' - fresh off the lot - 1965. (I hope I've lifted the right year - colour's the same.) My 14-year-old foster brother (I was 16) had just been killed by a drunk driver in January, 1965 and his aunt and uncle drove up to Ontario, Canada from Fort Lauderdale.
No one knew what to do with us kids so "Uncle" Jerry took us for a drive along the sand at Wasaga Beach (Longest freshwater beach in the world) in January, with the top down. It helped, for a while. Freezing often does.
I'm babbling, again. Slap me when I do that!! :)
I loved that car. Hey, your son's got a 1967? Mmmm! Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by paris herpes on October 13, 2008 - 9:34pm.
IS she eating a veggie burger or what?
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She's really saying: Hurry up and take the damn picture! I've already bitten and spit out 7 bites of this nasty thing! Fuckin' Tarantino doesn't need this many shots!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
BTW, what did they do with the money from this pile of drivel? Since Pittiful was 'commissioned' to do them, wouldn't that mean he got money?
And how pretentious of him to say he needed a special kind of film that isn't made any more, so they had to find it in other countries and send it to him. If it's so great, why isn't it made any more?
(Hey, Sally - what year is your Mustang? My son has a '67)
lol...I just found a link for common celeb couple mistakes:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/entertainment/5-common-celeb-couple-mista...
They make all of them. Hilarious. Especially the trying to hard to show you're happy part.
That puckerface pic is trying to show that she might have a sense of humor under all those bipolar meds.* Please
* No offense to those of you who are bipolar. I'm sure she takes more meds than all y'all combined.
these are about as artsy as my dog's piss in the winter snow.
IS she eating a veggie burger or what?
Your face!
It looks to me like his face is painted to look like a tiger or some such.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 13, 2008 - 9:29pm
I thought it looked like face paint like some sort of lion or something; God only knows with those children.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Damn it, why the war paint on the little kid? I'll keep asking this until I get an answer. Any answer. Make one up, for god's sake, if you don't know!! I refuse to ever go to JJ again in my life!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Did someone say CANUCK??
Yeah.....oh, oh, are you going to tell me to stay in my own country or are you okay with yet another one of us attempting to take over Dlisted? We can't take over countries, militarily, so we just sneak in, using humour, by the back door. (Shut up MK. I'm talking to Sandbitch - different back door.) :)
By the way, I think you, Sandbitch, are hilarious. Really, honestly hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I'm such a dingleberry: I kept looking at that last pic trying to figure out what kind of 'fruit' she was holding; I just realized that's a baby's head...I must need to go to bed.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
she is so beautiful inside and outside too. She and herfamily look very happy and the kids are happy too. bravo to she and her family.
James Haven!! Come out come out where ever you are!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 13, 2008 - 8:28pm.
TITS is right. TITS is always right. TITS is going to have a good year, very soon. Sorry I was slow on this
I admit to waiting patiently.
carry on.
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The biggest [media] whores who ever whored have done it again.
They're so self important. I love that they're "private photos" showcased in a top selling magazine.
Just because you shoot them in black and white doesn't make them artistic. For years Brad has tried to pass himself off as some kind of "artist". Delusional. The man has horrible taste in furniture. Sure he thinks Frank Gehry is a genius (he is) but even a blind man could figure that out. And his photos are meh.
Did someone say CANUCK??
@TITS & All Canucks and All you brilliant Dlisters
re: TITS got the right vegetable.
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Say I'm right again.
TITS is right. TITS is always right. TITS is going to have a good year, very soon. Sorry I was slow on this I've had a shitty night and day because I'm a fat, ugly hag. Too much butter on the cabbages.
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ISLAND GIRL - Christ, I thought you were one of us Canucks but, then, I thought you moved to Norway and, then, Texas. Jack Daniels just keeps lying to me. :) I adore you, by the way - almost as much as angel_i and TITS (I'm a suck-up, send money).
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Brilliant Dlisters - This question might have already been asked but I'm still feeling too crappy to go look. Why does Angie-baby have that little boy's (sorry, don't know the names of the kids - no I'm not, I'm fucking proud I don't) face and arms covered in what looks like war paint? I hope to god that he's not from a country with child soldiers. It kind of reminded me of Lord of the Flies (but I can't remember why).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Hmmm. Seeing those photos actually made me like Angelina. I am so used to seeing her look condescending. She looks genuinely happy in private.
Those two make me barf,hate them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The cover photo was good, but the others...not so much. They remind me of how a high-school photography student thinks anything shot in black and white is automatically artistic.
Buying your small child knives??? WTF??? Ummmm........... just saying
That first picture is so Turn of the Screw to me.
I did get into a little tiff on the cultish Celebrity baby blog with some loonie who tried to say the cover photo was so natural and makeup-free. Dumbass ended up apologizing to me. Amateurs......
Submitted by lelu on October 13, 2008 - 6:21pm.
These two have bought into their own hype. They're way too in love with themselves. It's not odd for the Hollywood types, but the level they've managed to take it to is sad.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH so true, so true...
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At another closer view of the fish lips one. I'm terrified.
These two have bought into their own hype. They're way too in love with themselves. It's not odd for the Hollywood types, but the level they've managed to take it to is sad.
That broad is scary looking.
Her lips are beautiful - her dresses are boring. She should wear a little bit more of sexy Martin Margiela:
http://www.100stylesandme.com/2008/10/maison-martin-margiela-ss-09.html
I luvvvv Angie!
she's so gorgeous. no wonder brad is such a pendejo!
My first thought on the first pic...
Oh look it's Angelina and Mowgli from the Jungle Book posing for a pic together.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 13, 2008 - 5:15pm.
How lovely! I can see that Brangelina's messages of tolerance and diversity were well-received. I'm convinced the Brangeloonie and Claymate factions are comprised of the same people.
Ha ha some bitch named Jill on JJ described Maddox as a little "sl@nt". And that's coming from one of their beloved loons! I'm shocked, disgusted and apalled all at the same time.
Sorry had to share.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
everything they do is so strategic! its frighteningly annoying. pics of angelina eating (yeah right) & acting goofy, laughing with the kids...yeah, she is such a cool mom & funny (she can make a zillion fish faces & i wont believe she has a sense of humor) & normal at the same time...just dont read the article it will make you throw up. the picture of perfection they try to paint of themselves is just absurd.
Submitted by aquarius on October 13, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Your uncle's family sounds wonderful...
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They are a true inspiration to me:)
I call them The Heart Family...my uncle and aunt met when they were 13 and now their kids are older than that! They tried dating other people in college but they were miserable...Now, they have a great house out in the forest (my uncle chops wood every year around this time as they heat it with a stove) and a bunch of dogs near a smallish town. They're really sweet people.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Your uncle's family sounds wonderful... it is always nice to hear of charitable people who aren't doing it for publicity! I have a lifelong friend who is a great photographer, she took my wedding pics (for free) and they look so much better than many of the sample pictures on wedding photographers' websites, the photographers who will charge you $5000 for 8 hours' worth of photos. And of course, the pics my friend took are WAY better than Bradley's pics above.
I think pictures of people are always better when taken by a family member or close friend, so that's why I'm not giving Brad a pass. With all the expensive camera equipment and alleged "love" these two have, not to mention the fact that they're better-looking than the average American (and that's ALL I'm saying), you would think the pictures would be gorgeous -- not just run-of-the-mill.
That looks like Brad's sandwhich they are trying to fool us that she eats. Why are they doing this photo thing with the kids and get mad because paps take their pictures.OK
"When Other people try to make money off you some of the time, when your parents do it all the time it's three times as bad."
Just because I am too effing lazy to read thru 150 comments, I would like to say that a child that age should not be sucking his thumb anymore. He like is really good if he needs his thumb in his mouth for security....
I work kids around that age (maybe a bit older) and we have one kid who constantly BITES on his shirt until it is soaking wet and one that BITES his arm ALL THE TIME. It must be a security thing for those kids.
Yeah, because its so healthy for young children to understand when violence is ok and that there is a place in every person's life for weapons.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 3:53pm.
I dint know that! Just one more reason to love the canuck. I hope I get that question in my next game of Trivial Pursuit.
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Well I should fucking hope that's a question. Trivial pursuit is a Canadian made game after all!!
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Trivial Pursuit is Canuck? Well fuck me eh..the Canucking list just goes on and on.
I'm not going to have kids, but if I had a son around Maddox's age, now's about the time I'd be taking him to get his first nuclear warhead. It's really a growing experience for both mother and son, so I can see where Angie's coming from.
:P
I wonder how long it will be before she has a 24K gold charm of a knife he designed...
So Maddox is being trained to be the family bodyguard now? WTF? Why would you be a child that young knives even if they are "dull"?
Bitch is seriously sick.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
@ Angel: I have a picture my daughter took with me and a heron! That's not a loon but whatever. I see them both when I camp:)
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I read that as you on heroin. hee.
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Submitted by missy on October 13, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I love Loons... the bird. Gorgeous animals. They are in the lakes of NH a lot :)
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I like when the babies hitch a ride - so cute.
Have a cd of rain/water sounds that I fall asleep to every night. Lots of loons wailing. Evokes lots of memories of wet bathing suits drying on a warm wooden dock, the smell of lake water and gasoline, and the sound of a row boat slapping up against a dock. sigh.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 3:54pm.
angel, what are you doing here again? God you are so pathetic! I'll bet you are fat too....right?
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teeheehee
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LOL fat, in a wheelchair, with food crumbs scattered down her top.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 3:53pm.
I dint know that! Just one more reason to love the canuck. I hope I get that question in my next game of Trivial Pursuit.
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Well I should fucking hope that's a question. Trivial pursuit is a Canadian made game after all!!
When they announced that a 2$ coin was coming, many of us were hoping that it would feature two buck deers, sadly they went with 3 polar bears instead. We're very subtle with our humour here.
I'll try to think of some more tasty timbits for you. Hard to beat 'common loon' though. Fair makes my heart swell with pride.
Did you read angels post on our former pm and pot? That was good.
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I will be so glad when their 15 mins is up or St. Angie leaves Stu-Pitt for one of her co-stars. I would love it if she left him and saddled him with all those kids. Now that would be hilarious. . .
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Yeah Angel - you be a thread pig! LOL
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It's not me. It's Britney. She's infested me or whatever...how do you say it? POSSESSED! That's it! I'm possessed by Britney's style and grace!
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Uh oh. Better watch out for a Jimmy tirade...
Yeah Angel - you be a thread pig! LOL