Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
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Great post! And I loved the intro " So they discuss the Samurai...." Dlisted is edumacational!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Loons? SB are you aware that that the 'common' loon is canada's national bird?
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I have a picture my daughter took with me and a heron! That's not a loon but whatever. I see them both when I camp:)
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 13, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Hagakure.
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HAHAHA!
It's probably the Brangelina version of Mother Goose.
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Eep! It totally explains the looks on their kids faces...one madman, two bitchy bitches and a sad, scared guy. Eep!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 13, 2008 - 3:54pm.
angel, what are you doing here again? God you are so pathetic! I'll bet you are fat too....right?
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 13, 2008 - 3:50pm.
@ Angel-I: KISS and HUG )))
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And back to you! Those are beautiful...look at lil Elijah on Page 3: AWWWW!!!
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I love Loons... the bird. Gorgeous animals. They are in the lakes of NH a lot :)
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angel, what are you doing here again? God you are so pathetic! I'll bet you are fat too....right?
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Submitted by TITS on October 13, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Loons? SB are you aware that that the 'common' loon is canada's national bird? it's even on our dollar coin - affectionately known as the 'loonie'. I know you love these little canuck tidbits.
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I dint know that! Just one more reason to love the canuck. I hope I get that question in my next game of Trivial Pursuit.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 13, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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Wow, the first link is really good! It's making me want to pull my camera out.
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@ Angel-I: KISS and HUG )))
oh one more thing: Want to really see some gorgeous pics of real families? Go on Flickr and you'll soon see amateur photogs that beat the snot out of Brad's alleged pics here. These look so like the guy at the mall who does the artsy black & white pics, staged, half-naked mossy background pics, etc., all DONE to death, OK bye AGAIN XD
*snuck back in for this link to some of the loveliest "real" people I've found on Flickr (yes, I'm a REALPEOPLELOONIE!!):
http://flickr.com/photos/terrajean/
http://flickr.com/photos/anna_abramova/sets/72157594365556227/
YUM, I'm obssessed with that second link's subject!!! oookay, now you know my secret obsession, works SCREAMS now so later you awesome babes!
Note to Ange and Brad: kids aren't fashion accessories. Especially ones purchased from the orpahanages of war torn countries. Please try to give them privacy and to raise them with sensitivity to their troubled starts in life. If you don't they'll turn out 10 times more fucked up than you, and thats saying something!
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There is nothing natural about her. Besides Angie ho has been pumping up her lips lately.
Submitted by angel_i on October 13, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Hagakure.
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It's probably the Brangelina version of Mother Goose.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 13, 2008 - 3:40pm.
oh one more thing: Want to really see some gorgeous pics of real families? Go on Flickr and you'll soon see amateur photogs that beat the snot out of Brad's alleged pics here
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Exactly! I mentioned my Uncle's earlier - they'r AWESOME! But he doesn't flickr them sadly...I'm waiting for him to ok some pics I have cuz I want to show them - they're SO much better than this - and his family isn't "gorgeous" but his pics sure are!
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Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 13, 2008 - 2:25pm.
OOh yes! Now there's a film to savour. Brad and Ange at the mercy of their biggest fans. Kindly submit a script asap.
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actually that would be a great film.
angie jo and brad as themselves (their best roles) with a truly psychotic loonie torturing them.
throw in some cinematic forshadowing about what a celebrity obsessed culture means for a failing america...
Id see it!!
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Hagakure.
Scary - what if she read that? If she did - then she IS building an army! Ack!
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So, they discuss the Samurai?
I wonder how well read Angelina is on the subject of the Samurai, a word that can be roughly translated to 'One who serves'. Not 'one who does good and protects the weak' but 'one who serves'.
A string of weak Emperors left Japan at the mercy of power hungry families. They controlled the lands that fell under their control near-totally, and frequently warred with rival families to amass yet more land.
The private armies of these families were made up of Samurai, who, under the code of Bushido, served their leaders unquestioningly. If they were instructed to enter a battle and massacre countless innocents, then they were expected to do so. If they were asked to fall on their own sword, then they were expected to do so.
Of course, Samurai were also a powerful social class - for a time anyway, but their fall is out with the scope of this topic. The Samurai were considered to hold the right of death over all peasants. If a peasant were to disrespect a Samurai, then the Samurai would be well within his rights to behead him on the spot.
I think it's wonderful that the Jolie-Pitts are so multicultural, and instil these heart-warming values into their children.
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Can't Angelina just call her whole thing?
"Eff You Jennifer Aniston, I'm WAY more Sexier and Mothertherly Than YOUOO!" I got SIX KIDS! YEAH!! For Real! You frigid bitch!!"
That would make it very succinct and tight.
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Submitted by boomsy on October 13, 2008 - 2:28pm.
She has one of the most disgusting mouths I've ever seen; I've hated looking at her lips ever since 'The Bone Collector'.
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Ha! I keep thinking that too. My (white) step-sister had a mouth just like that. I think it was aided by 5 years of braces, actually. But it was never, never attractive looking to me and she always sounded SO slurpy...like when she ate or drank...blech.
Guys always seemed to like it tho;)
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It looks like she has on a pair of wax lips, these pics are so staged, pathetic..you can always tell when they have a movie coming out...and to buy knives for a little child..sad..just because her mother took her blade hunting when she was eleven, doesn't make it the right thing to do. The more I hear about the things her mother did, the more I understand why AJ is such a freak.
I know her lips are natural but they still look like ridiculous over-inflated Hollywood lips.
quick post: that sammich/crusty lip pic: WTF?! Carmex is your FRIEND, Angie :O
/kay bye!
Obviously people make way too much of this couple. They're actors, which in my book places them just below teenagers who are "in a band". However I do like these photos, they're nice amateur photography.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 13, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
lizzieb,
Can Brad's super-sperm put out forest fires??
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Yes, and it can clear up acne.
Angie loves getting facials.
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Bad sig for that naughty naughty comment.
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I actually think the main pic and the one with the hat are really pretty, but this woman's lips are gross! Cheesuz, get those bitches reduced - it's not attractive.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
lizzieb,
Can Brad's super-sperm put out forest fires??
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Yes, and it can clear up acne.
Angie loves getting facials.
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
ugh, gotta go, work calls -- send the loons my love, esp the Cannuck variety ;D
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Any loons har?
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OOOH OOHHHH HERE! ME! I loooooooooooooooooove the Jolie-Pitts.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 13, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Any loons har?
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don't know why but that made me LMAO! yes, there are, just look down below -- but don't drop Zahara's wig, it's adorable! XD
Loons? SB are you aware that that the 'common' loon is canada's national bird? it's even on our dollar coin - affectionately known as the 'loonie'. I know you love these little canuck tidbits.
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Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
lizzieb,
Can Brad's super-sperm put out forest fires??
I'm going to go out in a limb and say yes. It can also start the fire in all the sexay ladies. There is, quite literally, nothing it can't do.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
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haha! Those pics floating around of his penile member are the epitome of "pencil dick." Seriously the pap who took them should've honed in on the root -- if it had #2 stamped on it wouldn't have shocked me ;D
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 13, 2008 - 3:01pm.
@ Gigi A GoGo:
you sound like a public relations officer I know, just saying ;)
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or just your run of the mill Brangeloonie
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Any loons har?
@ Gigi A GoGo:
you sound like a public relations officer I know, just saying ;)
Is this really their family or a poster for Unicef?
um, whoa...those lips look like they're being held in pucker position by a rubber band, so ... "natural"
She obviously spends a lot f time with those kids and is shows. No one is a perfect parent. Good pics Brad.
She looks great...as usual. A lot of guys love those lips. Fellatio lips.lol. I find the the dagger thing very strange... but whateves not my kids.
Submitted by elizashannon on October 13, 2008 - 2:41pm
This picture is so sweet, if the public would get a life of their own then they could not get all the money for simple pictures of what does their babies look like, this picture is great, good work Brad, Mom and Dad need to be shown more in this light then trying to make the kids your best friends
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The Attention-Whore light? The Crazy light? For Brad, the Dickless light? For Angelina, the Baby-Buying light?
What effing light?
Submitted by elizashannon on October 13, 2008 - 2:41pm.
could you repeat that in english please?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
lizzieb,
Can Brad's super-sperm put out forest fires??
I'm going to go out in a limb and say yes. It can also start the fire in all the sexay ladies. There is, quite literally, nothing it can't do.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Every time one of them has a new movie coming out, they release pictures. I do believe Brad is even more full of himself than Angiepoo.
Submitted by elizashannon on October 13, 2008 - 2:41pm.
This picture is so sweet, if the public would get a life of their own then they could not get all the money for simple pictures of what does their babies look like, this picture is great, good work Brad, Mom and Dad need to be shown more in this light then trying to make the kids your best friends
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In what light? Media-whoring in a less public setting than the red carpet?
This picture is so sweet, if the public would get a life of their own then they could not get all the money for simple pictures of what does their babies look like, this picture is great, good work Brad, Mom and Dad need to be shown more in this light then trying to make the kids your best friends
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 13, 2008 - 12:21pm.
And why does Angelina always wear long flowing gowns like shes some sort of celestial earth mother come to enlighten the ignorant masses.
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So no one will see her cock.
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lizzieb,
Can Brad's super-sperm put out forest fires??
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Submitted by Justina on October 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I really don't know what's funnier than stu-pitt fancying himself an artist! Those pictures are not artsy!!! LOLOL!!! They are very amateur and painfully obvious! Like something a mediocre 1st year photography student would do.
Brad, YOU SUCK!!!
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