Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
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Stoney, I thought the same kind of thing!
I said to myself, "why does Pax look like a refugee?"
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Oh my, Angelina!
What talented lips you have!
Why does Pax look like a neaderthal from a clicking village in remote 'we haven't discovered fire yet' land? Cut that kid's hair and wipe off that ridiculous make-up, whore!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12."
And look how well you turned out!
She blows, licks and swallows.
SWALLOW FOR LOVE TIMES!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by angel_i -
Yes! She blows. I'm thinking calling her 'crazy' is giving her too much credit. It's all advertising.
angel_i
Angie does blow!! "Jolieblows" most likely Brangeloon. Wants to see what the "jellus h8ters in mom jeans" are sayin...
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by Jolieblows on October 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.
What if she was suggesting that (she's not). What are you going to do about it?
FREAK.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Yes, Clarisse - I am so confused...
Does Jolie blow, or does she not...?
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GO AWAY. These two make me nauseous.
so pretentious....snobs
A member for 6 min 30 secs...Looks like Just Jolie had an escapee....
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by Jolieblows on October 13, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Ok, angel_i or whatever your name is, are you serious, please share with us how thats not Angelinas nose, pucker your lips like that and see if your nose distorts at all. Are you suggesting it isn't her or something?
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Ok, Jolieblows or whatever your name is,
I said later that I thought it was from her younger days and slipped in there among the current pics.
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Stoney..so true. Also.. W feeds off the movie.. and in turns sells magazines. Again, like I said, it feeds off each other and continues to mutate.
When the fuck did this bitch become a "great" actress? Have any of those people seen a Katherine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, etc film?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Hey, angel_ -
Yeah, I don't see the logic. Someone told me that trying to figure out crazy people was like, "looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn't there."
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Ok, angel_i or whatever your name is, are you serious, please share with us how thats not Angelinas nose, pucker your lips like that and see if your nose distorts at all. Are you suggesting it isn't her or something?
In that first thumb:
Maddox: Why are we sitting in this dank, empty room?
Angie: Well, we're taking photos and we're going to say that they're private, everyday photos...
Maddox: I don't get it - if we're taking private every day photos why don't we go back to the mansion
Angie: "Well, honey - that's what I'm going to be teaching you as you grow up. It's kind of complicated. But these pictures need to look like a very specific kind of private and every day so people will love them and love my movie...and then we can make LOTS and LOTS of money!
Maddox: People will love your movie if we take pictures in this dank, empty room? We'll make lots of money for this? For this?
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Angie: Yeah, it's pretty funny, isn't it?
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Yuck! Those lips and look Angie ho has golden baby shiloh looking like an angel, and one of the other kids has his face painted like a devil.
Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I mean, seriously. The entire article is an ad for Changeling.
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WORD, sugar tits.
That's the way the world goes 'round in Hollywood.
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 12:50pm.
The article refers to Jolie as a "postfeminist icon"...
- "I'm very icon feminist", her next tattoo, on her lips.
I hate the word "Icon" now. It has lost it's luster.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 13, 2008 - 12:50pm.
the bullshit is overwhelming and staggering.
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
I mean, seriously. The entire article is an ad for Changeling.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on October 13, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Um, except you left out one thing. Everyone who has a subscription of, or who picks up W at the market and reads this article will see "Angelina, who's starring in the newly released Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood"
That's called advertising.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@Missy
You had a dream about me?
how did you know it was me?
I mean, since, like, you've never met me.
Jus wonderin'
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
The article refers to Jolie as a "postfeminist icon"...Lord save us!
"For Eastwood, one challenge was making sure that the irrepressibly telegenic Jolie (who possesses, as the director says, “one of the more striking faces on the planet”) could be convincing as a mild-mannered telephone operator. But he says the actress’s interior work took care of the transformation. “Naturally Angelina is more beautiful than Christine Collins was, but that’s showbiz,” he says. On the set, Eastwood found that Jolie’s ability “to just jump right in without too much anxiety and nail it,” put her in a league with a few other actors he’s worked with—namely Meryl Streep, Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman."
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
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Is that Pax on the right? Why is his face painted white? Wait, I don't care.
"My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12..." - well possibly why she is so mental then. And "daggers" - what is this the seventeenth century???! Other mortal beings buy knives, but not AngieJo, oh no, she buys daggers - sounds so much more dangerous and sexual no? Could someone tell me what on God's earth a 11 year old girl was doing with a "dagger" (butter knife)?
Submitted by Hysteria on October 13, 2008 - 12:47pm.
“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12."
Here is another peek into the black hole that is Angeloonie's brain.
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I know, right? How is that, at all, relevant to any kind of coming of age...?
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private? Who decides this staged made up shit is private????
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Stoney on October 13, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I am BAFFLED by the fish lips photo. Anyone else confused?
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Well, other than "when" it was taken...I get this feeling they slipped that one in there from the past. I THINK it's supposed to show us how "normal" she is...that she is not, in fact, hamming it up for the cameras...she's really just that lovely ALL the time. And funny too! Look at her funny fishlips! Ah..that Angelina...she's perfect! We need more perfect people like her!...
Like that.
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“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12."
Here is another peek into the black hole that is Angeloonie's brain.
(lizzieb, your post was fucking hysterical... touché.)
Submitted by sienna miller on October 13, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Personally, i think she's trying to be edgy but SOOOO unaware of her own hypocrisy.
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she's living life on her own terms
*rolling eyes*
She bought her kid knives? That is just absolutely stupid. Lots of little boys like violent toys like that when they are young-this should not be encouraged in my opinion. What is she going to get him next an unloaded machine gun? Then she'll say "Mad knows full well how dangerous machine guns are are -we have talked to him about the dangers of violence and I hide the bullets in my closet so its all totally safe. Oh & Then I told him I got my period today-we talk about everything." I totally see why people are sick of this woman and her total ridiculousness.
I laughed at MK saying how staged the photos are-he should have tagged this under "bitch, please"
Not trying to start a big thing between people who do like her, I just havent had my coffee yet and these photos and quotes from her got under my skin. I've never commented on her before but today-I had to.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 13, 2008 - 12:31pm.
*applause*
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If the kid wants a knife why not get him one made out of rubber or some other material so he cannot harm himself or someone else?
Man, I cannot wait for one of these kids to write a tell all about growing up in that fucked-up family.
Clarisse.. while I agree with you... I also would like to know when this family is ever out of the news. The timing, yes, is suspect / perfect for the release of her movie.. but she would have gotten just as much press for her movie with or without a W spread...and the W spread would have gotten just as much buzz with or without a new movie out. Maybe they think this is chum for the sharks out there... and this will feed them for a day or two while they attempt to live their lives - while - a movie is being released and the scrutiny is greater than normal. (greater than ???) they are off the charts, so it just doesn't matter when they do anything, the interest will be there. even the haters love to hate them... so it just doesn't matter what they do, the "promotion" of them is an entity that lives and breathes on its own.
Do they wear vials of each others' blood around their necks?
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in the last thumbnail she is taking out her implant?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Just keep in mind that she has a movie opening in about a week.
She is going to be STUFFED DOWN OUR THROATS until then.
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I am gone almost a week and have to come home to this fucking shit? "Attention whores" doesn't even come close to describing them. I hope "The Changeling" bombs big time.
Buying your child knives is NOT COOL.
Those two idiots make me want to hurl.
Yuk. I have to say I don't find St. Angie's aging, surgically altered face attractive. She was so much prettier when she was younger.
In that fish lips pic, her mouth looks like someone took a wet Brillo pad and cinched it in the middle with piano wire then stuck it to her face.
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Gee, more reasons to hate this Monday.
So, Loon Land acts like The Brad just took these photos and "W" called them up and asked, "Hey The Brad, you got any pics laying around we can publish?"
The Brad: "Why yes as a matter fact, I just went to Wal-Martinique and picked some up, I got doubles, I'll send some right over. Make the check to Knife Martinique, thanks."
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
WTF is with the pic with Shiloh in her dress?
And the fish lips one has me creeped out.
Lmao NyApples your signature made me crack up!
Submitted by radio siren: "She means that he sits there mute while she goes on and on, apologizing for having to dull the knives but explaining how razors are so much better for cutting yourself anyway."
AH HA HA HA!
I'm a little torn between condemning her for buying the kid knives and saying what's the big deal... It seems like she's handling it appropriately.
I don't have boys, but from what I can tell, they're pretty hard-wired to like guns and knives. Even if they're forbidden to have toy guns and knives, they will use sticks or rulers or whatever phallus-shaped thing they can find to use as a pretend weapon. All the boys I grew up with who were obsessed with nunchucks and ninja stars turned out pretty normal.
Why does anyone care? Seriously? Hello? She is NOT a saint, she is NOT a deity, she is NOT superhuman.
She's a former drug-taking, blood-sucking, bisexual asshole who is still an asshole.
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