Brad Pitt Is So Artsy
W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of his blessed holy family. By "private" I mean public.
The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.
Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox's love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.
Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.
Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I've posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That's what Gay Al Reynold's ass looks like after a busy weekend.
Source: W Magazine
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Holy moly could she be any more annoying? The ludicrously staged photos- oh yes when I was nursing my babies I was in full slap all the time. Why the only time I took of my make up was to go incognito to the knife shop for the gift that keeps on giving. What kind of insufferable narcissist wants the whole world to see their ‘private’ moments? What sort of idiots do they think we are that these are natural? I’ve seen less make up on a 50 year old drag queen. Buying knives of any kid is unbelievably stupid (and illegal in the UK- you have to be 16 to buy any kind of knife, even a kitchen one) but for a war orphan? I meant there’s ‘botox your kids feet’ stupid and there is criminally selfish unfit parent stupid. She is a basket case and he is a nutless fop who is acting out his long held fantasy of being edgy. Ohh I’m an artist! I’ve got multi ethnic kids! I’m so potent even anorexics fall pregnant at my slightest touch in the red carpet! I’m a photographer and my ‘kids’ have knives cos we’re so fucking edgy! I know Bono and I’ve done it with a girl. Give it up the pair of you, you are making me tired.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
What a k-winki-dink that these private photos are released JUST in time for The Changeling release!
Say what you will about this whore, but she is a GENIUS at self-promotion!
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I am BAFFLED by the fish lips photo. Anyone else confused?
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mouth-breather!
It's so weird - she looks too young in that fishface picture...and that doesn't look like her current nose...
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Can she not afford haircuts for her fashion accessories, er, kids?
And why does Angelina always wear long flowing gowns like shes some sort of celestial earth mother come to enlighten the ignorant masses. What I wouldnt give to see this bitch in a track suit eating popeyes.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
In that first photo it looks like she is doing some sort of artsy-fartsy avant-garde shoot for Vogue and the kids are orphaned refugees that they included as extras.
As far as the knives shit go, does anyone else wonder WTF a seven year old needs with a knife esp. when he has 5 younger siblings? If Twitney said something like this, CPS would be knocking on her door as we speak.
Angelina eats, AND she eats MEAT! Shocking!
You know what? My uncle did this. He takes GORGEOUS pictures and his family is quite lovely and they make cool scrapbooks and send out really beautiful newsletter type things....
And he works for the government helping to save the environment and my Auntie works at Red-Cross and they've devoted their whole lives to helping people. He also plays guitar and his two kids are quite musical and very sweet - they are older now....
But these pictures are almost as good as his.
I wish somebody would throw some money at him - he and his family totally deserve the props. Well, and their pictures are better.
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*sigh*....i come back from vacation to THIS??? Oh the humanity...
She buys him knives?????????????? wtf?
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She looks beautiful. Brad makes a good photographer blah blah fucking blah. It must be nice to know people give a shit enough to want to see you doing basic day to day stuff. Eating a burger? I do that ALL the time, wheres my W spread.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I am so sick of this entire family. Those poor kids have no stability in their lives; they're too busy being dragged from country to country.
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they "also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”
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She means that he sits there mute while she goes on and on, apologizing for having to dull the knives but explaining how razors are so much better for cutting yourself anyway.
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Im serious about the makeup.... she either wears full makeup all of the time, or these photos were intended to be about as private as Brit Brits ham sandwich.
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A.J. and B.P. may be perfectly lovely, generous people. I certainly admire what they have done for these children, in giving them a chance at a good life.
But all the publicity... it's hit overload. Tends to make them out as narcissists.
I wonder if she still makes-out with her brother?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Maddox is totally going to be a psycho slasher serial killer when he grows up.
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I honestly believe they live their lives on their own terms. I do not hate them.
*cries* "Mommy this garlic is supposed to keep you away" *holds garlic to head*
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Cute pics...but is it necessary to show the world their family portrait? wait. never mind.
"think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her...lips"
mine too
Is the fish-lips face supposed to be an imitation of Brad's tired, puckered anus?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
so does angie jo always put on full makeup when they shoot "private" photos??
SCAM!!!!
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I hate this family. I don't need/want/desire/give a fuck to see every moment of their lives captured in photos.
Smug bastards.
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She looks so upset at having to eat that sammich or whatever it is.
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Thick crusted pizza lips!
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That first photo is all kinds of wrong.
And.....“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Let's host a whore-off between Angie and Megan Fox!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl