Tuesday, October 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 13th!
Maddox wanted his own spread in W magazine so badly, he went to extremes training to make his "fish lips face" as impressive as his mothers. - lindseyc
Runners-up:
A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. - Roughrider
Ashton's attempt to take his humor to Asia with "You've been monked" has not been well received. - hoozer
congrats to the lovely winners!****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hooooooooooooooooozer!!! Rouuuggghhhhhrrriiiddeeerrr!!!
lindseycccccccccccccccccccccc!!!
Funny shite fools!! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
WTG winners. Congrats!!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Don't get drunk with David Blaine, you'll regret it the morning after.
B L U T
C L U T
Begging for change on the streets is getting pathetic !!
Can you hear me now??????
would you like to see where I keep my brandy sifters?
Michael Lohan launches a desparate attempt to get Lindsay to talk to him.
I GUESS MY WIFE DIDN'T LIKE THE SIGN OVER OUR HUT THAT SAID LIQUOR IN FRONT AND POKER IN THE REAR!!
Old Chinese proverb: He who put glass through lips, smacks himself in head when talking.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Anton took the instruction to "let the wine penetrate his lower lip before letting it erupt on his tongue" a little to literally.
Sauvignon O'uch.
The King of Micronesia's inductive ceremony was going without a hitch, until Angelina Jolie glided by and threw a coin into his cup.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
So thats where Tommy Girls Saturday night funcup went.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Dissapearing Glass Act? ... FAIL! serves him right for taking pointers from David Blaine.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Fuck the cup. Just pour it in my mouth!
Naomi Campbell must have been out of cellphones.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
For the right price he'll let you run your moistened finger around his rim to make it ring.
Ding-Dong, it's a glass of wine is good FOR you, not THROUGH you!
Anyone can get a tattoo, only Chinny-Chin gets 3-D art.
The Obama rally is off to a great start!
"Because honestly...you never know!"
And just in the nick of time this image became my main argument when my girlfriend asked "why don't you want to skip watching football this weekend and go wine tasting with me?"
According to the gay hanky code, a multicolored pom pom worn on the right means you're a major bukkake bottom.
Drinkin'
Ur doin' it wrong.
Some of these Amazing Race challenges are getting ridiculous.
Ok, but how do you even fucking do that?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me your CELEBRITY cholas for a new movie!
thirteenangels@live.com
More New and Improveder!!! Lean Like a Chola
BUFFALO BILL: It puts the wine glass through its lips!
BALD TRANNY: What!
BUFFALO BILL: It puts the wine glass through its lips!
BALD TRANNY: Okay...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"come on, dude-- yarn bracelet?! you're making me look ridiculous."
...and when the toast is over, we all dive head first into the fireplace.
Me like wine.
So I asked the guy, "What kind of piercing can I get for five bucks?"
Abandoned Glass was tired of Abandoned Couch getting all the attention
For his encore he opens a magnum of Champagne with his pooper.
I need my motherfucking wine in this motherfucking glass so I can get motherfucking drunk. Ok?
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And what?
for that modern wino... on the go!
Damn, Thailand has some tough laws. Seen here, Nagdu fresh off his conviction for drunk driving, is having no luck getting compassion from Obash. Obash just couldnt keep his mouth shut with the Poh-Reese
Never EVER fuck up Naomi Campbells drink order.
me asian person
me play trick
me put wine glass
through your lip
...stubbornly refusing to tip, Larry went to great lengths to get the bartender's attention....
What the hell do you expect for a $4 an hour dentist?
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Tom Cruise to John Travolta: Nooooooo! I watched the video, and it doesn't go like that! You need to put it in the other end, then I can fill it up.
These kinds of things happen when Madonna demands a "Balinese drink-holder" on short notice...
New eco friendly wine glass, never needs washing!
Two Guys One Glass
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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My Mom told always me to never run with scissors but she never warned me about a wine glass....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I really didn't think my new wife would find me and her maid of honor in the closet together.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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man refuses to give up the bottle cup
boozy piercing.
Someone should tell this guy someone invented the beer helmut.