Good Help Is Hard To Find
Eric and June Emmett, who worked as housekeepers for the Beckhams for over 10 years, were busted after they tried to sell some of their shit on eBay. Posh's parents found out about the scheme when they saw some of the family's special crap being auctioned off on the interwebs. Her parents shuttled over to Beckingham Palace and found the items missing. They called the police and the housekeepers were arrested. Their 25-year-old son was also taken in by the cops.
Eric and June pretty much had the Becks' palace to themselves while the family is living in Los Angeles. Posh flew in from L.A. on Sunday to see what else was missing from their house. A source told The Sun, “They are both very shaken. The idea someone has been rifling through their personal possessions is bad enough, but to think it is allegedly people they trusted so much is even more horrific.”
Of course a bitch is going to go through their shit. What do they expect? I'm not talking about the stealing part, but we would all snoop around. Shit. If I was their maid, that's all I would do. I'd put on Posh's old Spice Girl costumes and prance around the house doing the "Wannabe" moves. At night, I'd cuddle next to Becks' dirty man panties. When the Posh is away, the homo will play.
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"When the Posh is away, the homo will play."
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It must be hard for the cleaning lady to see all that stuff/crap around the house while she is UNDERpaid. I would wonder if I were her why aren't they paying me more?? It took them 10 years to catch on? Maybe if they paid her more she would not have to steal.
I would have gone through her closets and randomly changed the tags to reflect a higher size. And shrunk her panties. If she has any.
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The Beckhams were probably paying piss wages to these people and probably treated them like Mayjah "help" - so the "help" decided they needed to get theirs. I don't believe in stealing, but like they can't part w/some shit.
I shutter at the Beckham's carbon print on the world.....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
is that the excuse posh and becks are gonna go with rather than admit they put their unwanted tacky crap the inlaws gave them on the internet themselves...
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Good help is hard to find...and apparently, so are nice suits. Usually his suits are nice, but that one is quite ugly. I'm surprise Posh didn't make their outfits match.
LMAO, MK!!! The worst part is, I could SO see you prancing around in a gold leotard bustin moves all around the palace! YouTube Solid Gold!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
i m o ...Posh wanted to get rid of all those tacky gifts her in-laws gave her and blamed it on the help. :(
Dumb asses! I guess they figured after 10 years they Beckham's trusted them? LOL! All that money they have, shit just fire them. If you have so many houses and are that busy that you don't notice that someone who works for you has being stealing from you, probably for years then your rich ass deserves it.
Wow. Too bad they didn't have time to auction off Posh's 20-inch strap-ons.
It sucks to steal from someone...but you know these two probably wouldnt even miss the stuff anyway.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
these two are the epitome of consumption gone nutty.
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These two love to have their picture taken don't they? Something about a guy liking that shit turns me off, but that is just me.
They bore the fuck out of me. She's ugly and he is a douche.
Just got on site and saw this woman in her trademark pose. I'm immediately irritated.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 11:51am.
Hey Farrah! Nice to see you. ♥
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Hey Farrah! Nice to see you. ♥
If I worked for the Beckhams I would raid the kitchen. But since none of those bitches eat, I'd have to quit.
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Farrah I never know who that is in your avie?
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Hey Farrah, nice to 'see' you, hor!
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Farrah
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Farrah, AGAIN?
hi honey!!!!
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 14, 2008 - 11:01am
OMG,your avvie, "Chimultrufia"... seriously, this place HAS to be the craziest evah! that's why i luvs mah Dlisted... and Islandgirl, Elaine doing her awesome dance is pretty cool too... damn, is this "best avie" week or something?? i didn't get the memo..
and on topic: hell yeah, i'll snoop through all their shit, specially Vicky's weaves and see with my own eyes her "000000000" sized jeans..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Those housekeepers are dumb. You don't sell family heirlooms, sells stuff that is generic and might not be missed. They can just go out and buy another.
One thing that bugs me is when these rich brats redecorate every year. I mean, shoot, you just bought all that new furniture and all new kitchen apliances, WHY do you need new ones again?
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WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT???
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I bet they did something to piss the staff off. I dont think you'd steal from your boss of ten years unless you felt mistreated.
Anyone who's employed and underpaid or treated poorly will steal from work. Doesnt make it right, but it is logical.
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Submitted by SeH on October 14, 2008 - 11:19am.
Wasn't Bobby DeNiro also plagued by sticky fingered house help?
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That's blasphemous. Nobody should fuck with the Babbo.
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Morning, DeeDee!! ♥♥
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Wasn't Bobby DeNiro also plagued by sticky fingered house help?
I second that motion, parissucksliterally. The Beckhams may be rich as fuck, but they still entrusted their home and belongings to the help and they ransacked shit to sell on eBay. Thieves are pathetic.
The housekeepers probably should have been more subtle. The title they chose for their eBay ad gave them away: "Objects Taken from Beckham Residence."
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Now release the pressure.
Hahahaha IG! I love the new avi BTW.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
His clothes probably smell like him...mmmm...he looks so dapper in that outfit but yet I sense he is such the power bottom!
Your face!
Dude, I never stole, but when I was dating this dude and when he was out walking his dog, I searched his apartment like a madwoman. You know, just to make sure HE wasn't crazy, cause I'm like totally and completely sane. Anyway. I looked for everything, anything. I didn't find anything except for some outdated prescription drugs. But I never stole the drugs or sold them on Ebay or Resellprescriptiondrugs.com or anything. Really.
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"I like to think of myself as handy-capable." - Theodore Bagwell
Why would they steal and think they would get away with it. That karma is bad.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Clarisse! That episode of Family Guy made me want to burn my ears off! Usually the episodes just make me want to hit my head against a pole.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Actually that kind of sux for them!
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They could auction it off on the JJ site and not have to pay the ebay fee.
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I can't help myself!! My co-worker keeps sending me emails that say "Say, Have you Heard????" then i get the song stuck in my head again!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Damn, why can't this happen to the Brangelina crew?? The loons would pay good money for they're moldy pizza box and you know it!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
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you have made me giggle for the first time today, mk
Clarisse! That episode drove me nuts! The writers are better than that!
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
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Dont get me wrong..i like Vicki and i think her expensive tastes are really quite amusing. Its soooo obvious that she tries soooooooooo hard to be fashionable. It doesnt really come naturally to her though....
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
If you're going to steal...at least spread it out over 10 years by taking a little here & a little there.
Today's thiefs sux.
She may look like a maniquin, but there is something about her that I like. I'm not sure what...I think maybe I know what it's like for people to think you're snobby when, in reality, you're just not an expressive person. *shrug* I don't know!
Omg, Clarisse. You are EVIL.
Selling it on ebay? WTF Like someone else said Pawn Shop dumbass get that shit off your hands quick.
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Sorry...Family Guy flashback. Carry on.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
beckham's suit kinda reminds me of a circus ringmaster, sans top hat.
I agree that Vicki looks better with softer longer hair...but then again...i think she's determined to look like a fucking department store mannequin.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
As someone who works in people's homes, I think it is truly disgusting to steal. Someone trusts you with their house, and you steal? So wrong, on so many levels.
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Submitted by oklahoma on October 14, 2008 - 11:00am.
Oh shit! Dummy's.. Steal the jewels and drive to the pawn shop.. Duh!! And look in coat, shoes etc for hidden money... *rolls eyes* Amatuers..
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Awww Okie...you know these rich bitches dont keep cash around...their whole lives are on account. Unlike us lowly folk that have to touch dirty money...lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”