Tuesday, October 14th 2008
He Doesn't Even Know She's There
Manwhore Gerard Butler and Travis Barker's ex spent a little time together at the opening of Shin in Hollywood last night. Well, I think Shanna Moakler was trying to get on that dick, but Gerry was too busy trying to stop the room from spinning. Seriously, if you Photoshop her out of the picture, you wouldn't even realize there was a bitch sitting next to him. I think I just gave you an idea. Shanna goes out and a picture of your drunk ass is going in.
Shanna should know that Gerry is a mega clamburglar. He doesn't do this "small talk" shit, so you have to step up your slut game if you want to get a piece. He's obviously not buying what she's trying to sell. Damn. I hate to see a slut fail.
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Maybe she should stay the fuck home and take care of her KIDS! These Hollyhood club slut baby mamas make me sick. They all need to be stripped of their money and sent to work camps!!! Talentless cunts, all of 'em.....and you know who I mean.
Dude. I (literally) ran into ol' Ger at the movies recently and homeboy is one of the biggest flamers I've ever encountered. He had a whole posse of gay-chic-attired gents with him on his little "Iron Man!" hen party and each was squealing and grabbing onto him.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
ewwwww!
u better take an acid bath after dicking that ho, gerard!
Submitted by DeeStew on October 15, 2008 - 2:33am.
I guess since Travis's peen is (temporarily, thank God, Love ya Trav!) out of order, the cumdumpster needs to get dick from somewhere. What that whore needs is a good kick in the stink flaps. I'm just sayin..
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I believe Travis left his long time girlfriend for Shanna after he became rich and "famous". What does that say about him as a man?
He just finished attacking her after his friends died in a plane crash. But she, to my knowledge, hasn't said a single thing about what happened. But he's on Myspace posting pictures and talking about everything and attacking Shanna. Though she took her children right away to be with Travis in the hospital and rode back the entire way with him so he wouldn't have to get on an airplane.
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I guess since Travis's peen is (temporarily, thank God, Love ya Trav!) out of order, the cumdumpster needs to get dick from somewhere. What that whore needs is a good kick in the stink flaps. I'm just sayin..
Her hair is too short.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Total FAIL.
Gerry is a big slut. Knowing Shanna's whiney ass he'll dump her and she'll cry about it on MySpace.
Or she'll the be the slut we all know and love and get knocked up like she did with Oscar and Travis. Shanna needs to have a warning attached to her ass "will 'accidentally' get pregnant".
OMG SHE IS FUCKING UUUUGLY
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
woopie 'mrs nordy,' she has 3 kids from 2 dads. How does this affect your life AT ALL??? Sounds like you got a few abortions under your belt???
Submitted by FireCat on October 14, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Speakit, you're a guddin too you hot bitch.
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why, thank you!
I'm inclined to believe you're right. ;P
Guess this is what she's been doing, er, I mean, who she's been doing instead of visiting Travis at the hospital.
oooh I know you bitches in here are losing your minds!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
You know what Moakler? you suck. Seriously, don't you have any consideration for your 3 kids from 2 DIFFERENT dads. It's just gross. I mean seriously gross.
I saw Moakler, Travis and the 3 kids at Disneyland in April and they looked like a bunch trailer trashy trash. It was really emabarrasing.
These bitches (and men) think it's ok to make babies and then try to bring in another person and everybody is supposed to fine. It's RUDE!
M.E.-I'm back, but I won't be on the forum much. I fucking hate the alts.
the DUDE! abides...
Speakit, you're a guddin too you hot bitch.
Gotta go hide under my desk now to avoid cleaning the office with my coworkers.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
@DUDE
Of course! Silly me. I'm blonde under this red wig, K?
DUDE - glad to hear!
Good to see you back!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 4:12pm.
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No. You asked what you buy a sheepfucker (sorry Clarisse) for his birthday?
A home on a cliff (old joke) (because the sheep push back harder)
the DUDE! abides...
M.E.- Not yet, the Santa Ana's blow directly out over the ocean. Pendleton and O'side are getting it. Nothing burning directly east of us, yet.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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A home on a cliff
...Is that a song?
Clarisse-Slainte Mhor!
the DUDE! abides...
DUDE - *smooches*
You're tellin me!?!?!?!?!??!
You gettin any of the down wind smoke from the fires?
Thx firecat!
That's a gudden.
and how many kids does this woman have?...nevermind, I'm sure the nanny has it all under control.
Yeah, I'm contrary like that. Nah, I just love the Blues. It's from Too Rollin Stoned by Robin Trower-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R5Yh4HY9k&feature=related
Oh a stitch in time, just about saved me
From going through the same old moves
And this cat is nine
He still suffers
He's going through the same old grooves
But that stone just keeps on rolling
Bringing me some real bad news
Takers get the honey
Givers sing the blues
Too many cooks yeah spoil such a good thing
I know I laughed out loud but that was then
Ain't it funny, a fool and his money
Always seemed to find was
those real good friends
That stone just keeps on rolling
Bringing me some real bad news
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Well that stone keeps on rolling
Bringing me some real bad news
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
A stitch in time, helps to unfold me
Circus starts at eight so don't be late
Please be so kind not to wake me
I think I'll just sit this one out
Well I'm too rolling stoned
I'm too rolling stoned, yeah
Like a rolling stone
Just, just, just like a rolling stone
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling stone
Yeah, too rolling stoned
Oh just like a rolling stone
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
... Shanna Moekler trying to rub up on Gerard Butler is like a weasel trying to hump a German Shepherd -- the klass-to-class ratio is jarring.
DUDE,
Well, since this is your first offense, i will let it slide............
El B.,
Spank ya later.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Shouldn't this cunt at least be making believe she cares about the father of her children, in one of his blogs this week on Myspace, he says she hasn't visited him since it's happened. That's really fucked up. Maybe that's why all the bitches want to fuck her up, she's bad karma, a negative bitch, but what goes around certainly comes back around dear Shanna.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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A home on a cliff
the DUDE! abides...
M.E.-Gringa Flaca, my love!
Had to take a break. Some people make my blood boil.
the DUDE! abides...
He wouldn't kiss her! Gerry is gay!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
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No fair! I was unaware my comments were being moderated!
Oh well, not the first time my naughty mouth has taken me down the wrong fork of the Elysian fields of oral! DAMN!
Later ELB
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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STOP IT!!!! I need to leave!!!
Gotta go now kids, goodnighty night!! :o) Time zones are shit!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
@Firecat
First LOL at your posts and your siggie, cuz they kinda contradict each other, at least in my mind.
Where'd you get the siggie?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 3:37pm.
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Well then, I guess the blowjob is out of the question. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here for the next two weeks. Please tip your waitresses and bartender, they need their crack money.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I have a question for BamBam - where is Pebbles right now, doing your laundry or sucking your dick?
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Mommy told me something
a little kid should know.
It's all about the devil
and I've learned to hate him so.
She said he causes trouble
when you let him in the room.
He will never ever leave you
if your heart is filled with gloom.
So let the sun shine in
face it with a grin.
Smilers never lose
and frowners never win.
So le the sun shine in
face it with a grin
Open up your heart and let the sun shine in.
When you are unhappy,
the devil wears a grin
But oh, he starts to running
when the light comes pouring in
I know he'll be unhappy
'Cause I'll never wear a frown
Maybe if we keep on smiling
He'll get tired of hanging 'round.
If I forget to say my prayers
the devil wears a grin.
But he feels so awful awful
when he sees me on my knees
So if you're full of trouble
and you never seem to win,
Just open up your heart and let the sun shine in.
So let the sun shine in
face it with a grin.
Smilers never lose
and frowners never win.
So le the sun shine in
face it with a grin
Open up your heart and let the sun shine in.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
@ELB,
Yes, someone else. What other male do you know who's gotten into a lot of arguments on the forum?
Ahhhhh.......
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Big butts! S?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by Silvara0428 on October 14, 2008 - 3:40pm.
@Speakit:
cannot claim it "Firecat" said it in an ealier post on this page.
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Oh okay, I'll read down further.
DUDE - where you been hiding?
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 14, 2008 - 3:29pm.
WASNT ME! I was with Steve...i was dead!!
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Are you sure you wouldn't like to come up here and sit in the front?
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
What do you give a sheepfucker for Christmas?
Velcro gloves.
@Speakit:
cannot claim it "Firecat" said it in an ealier post on this page.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Wha? Free oral card? I don't have to sign up for occasional text messages from marketing partners do I?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 3:32pm.
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I knew that. I did. I was just, uh, channeling my inner 'mo on that one.
Yeah, that's it, my inner 'mo. That's the ticket.
@ELB,
Yes, someone else. What other male do you know who's gotten into a lot of arguments on the forum?
Ahhhhh.......
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 3:34pm.
OMG OMG three guys in the thread ladies!!!!! reapply the lipsticks! ;P
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LOL, snowy! Too bad Jim's not in here, too!
Submitted by Silvara0428 on October 14, 2008 - 3:31pm.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
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what's that from? a song?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 3:36pm.
El Bastardo!
It sux that you know a well timed Izzard quote will get you out of trouble!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO, reinstated free oral card! Ta!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Sheepfuckers???
DUDE,
your free oral card = GONE.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 3:31pm.
@Sandbitch,
that depends. which one are you willing to cover if she can't do both at the same time?
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The only man task I perform is administering lethal injections. And I am very good. Men don't even need to ask. Men like that.