Tuesday, October 14th 2008
He Doesn't Even Know She's There
Manwhore Gerard Butler and Travis Barker's ex spent a little time together at the opening of Shin in Hollywood last night. Well, I think Shanna Moakler was trying to get on that dick, but Gerry was too busy trying to stop the room from spinning. Seriously, if you Photoshop her out of the picture, you wouldn't even realize there was a bitch sitting next to him. I think I just gave you an idea. Shanna goes out and a picture of your drunk ass is going in.
Shanna should know that Gerry is a mega clamburglar. He doesn't do this "small talk" shit, so you have to step up your slut game if you want to get a piece. He's obviously not buying what she's trying to sell. Damn. I hate to see a slut fail.
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El Bastardo!
It sux that you know a well timed Izzard quote will get you out of trouble!!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 3:11pm.
TITS I emailed MK that he needs to see your damn hysterical avie!
Did you see my new siggy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
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Saw your sig. Thought about copying it and feigning surprise that you had it too, but am congenitally lazy so...
fuck. does this mean I have to think of a new ID?
the thing that slayed me on her vid was when showing his pic the caption read 'pretty sure TITs did it' - anyone reading that who doesn't come here would totally misinterpret it. heh. score.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 3:31pm.
C'mon ELB, those sheepfuckers up north do make a fine whisky.
True!
CLARIIIIIIIISSEEEEEE!!! Looks like DUDE lost his free oral card as well!!!! :o)
BamBam-forum, cant remember Bambam???? Someone else there?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
OMG OMG three guys in the thread ladies!!!!! reapply the lipsticks! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
I'm with KD on this one.
Testosterone can be a good thing....
*still wiping drool from mouth*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
El B- I have said before that he looks like he has stinky, sweaty balls. So I kind of agree with you, but I still think he's attractive.
Submitted by KD on October 14, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Bam Bam, I hope you don't get scared away by a little drama. It's nice to have some guys in here.
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Word!
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Clarisse, YF is one of my all time fave movies.
Whose BRAIN is it??
Abby
Abby who?
Abby someone...I remember! Abby Normal.
LOL
bambam-I believe ELB was referring to the 300 guy as the twat
the DUDE! abides...
@Sandbitch,
that depends. which one are you willing to cover if she can't do both at the same time?
@El b,
She's not ugly!!! You want some, come get some buddy!!! (miss you on the forum dude)
@FireCat,
Word to your momma, word to your momma.
C'mon ELB, those sheepfuckers up north do make a fine whisky.
the DUDE! abides...
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
this is profound in a a new siggy sort of way!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 3:26pm.
*Oh no he D'INT!*
El Bastardo, your free oral card has just been expired.
WASNT ME! I was with Steve...i was dead!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
EL B!!!!!!!!!!!! them's fightin' words! UP SCOTLAND!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can keep all the sweaty socks to yaself!!
*note* sweaty socks=Jocks :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
*Oh no he D'INT!*
El Bastardo, your free oral card has just been expired.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Bam Bam, I hope you don't get scared away by a little drama. It's nice to have some guys in here.
EL B!!!!!!!!!!!! them's fightin' words! UP SCOTLAND!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
I have a question for BamBam - where is Pebbles right now, doing your laundry or sucking your dick?
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 3:17pm.
@speakit,
No, I don't want to argue either. Differing opinions equal arguing? Um, no. I didn't know it would make anyone get their undies in a wad. But that's never stopped me. Never will. :P
I could care less if my opinion is the popular one.
He'll be lucky to bag a chick like that, ugly Scottish twat! Bring it on! Its my opinion! Whatever!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
I get aggravated with this chick I work with who's always spouting that "All men are disgusting cheating pigs" crap. I wanna tell her, "Bitch, all men aren't the same, just all the ones you gravitate towards." It offends me because it's an insult to my man who is very kind hearted and respectful to everybody, especially women.
I know there are shitheads out there. My dad was one, my brother's one, I've been engaged to one.
But I don't know them "all."
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
@speakit,
Okay, you win the popularity contest. Do you really think I wanna come on the main and get into fights/arguments?
I'm glad you're out of the situation you were in, I was one of your biggest supporters about that, remember?
Let's have fun here please and at least not jump in on each other's thoughts if we aren't of the same mind about things. Seriously.
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Can we hear from Eve White now please? Eve Black doesn't make us laugh.
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There's only one Eve, TITS.
If you don't like it, don't read it.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Can we hear from Eve White now please? Eve Black doesn't make us laugh.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
TITS I emailed MK that he needs to see your damn hysterical avie!
Did you see my new siggy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
Sandbitch!!
Thanks!!! I watched YF last night and i've been quoting it all day!
bambam,
DeeDee, NOT ME, (pffft!) was hoping for more input on the dry hump sessions...
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 3:01pm
I stocked up on Green Beans and extra Sofa Batteries.
You never know, those flash time toilet bats are crafty little TAX busters.
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...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
FULL MOON TONIGHT
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Yeah that seems about right. Election night in Canada.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 3:02pm.
All I said was don't let one (or a few) bad experiences sour you on men. Did that deserve the bitterness you're displaying?
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No, but my experiences with men deserve it. If you take it personally, it wasn't intended that way.
People did agree with my initial response to your post to me, so I'm not alone in my opinion.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 14, 2008 - 2:59pm.
TITS your avvie!!!! haahahaaa
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You know he wanted it.
purrr. i turn my back, raise my fluffed out tail and slowly leave the room. purr.
ps have you seen angels new youtube vid? you're in it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZwdYeGSVS0&feature=related
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Sandbitch-It's a deal!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 2:51pm.
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Damn, please stop it, okay? This didn't even involve you til you gave us your opinion of men.
All I said was don't let one (or a few) bad experiences sour you on men. Did that deserve the bitterness you're displaying?
@PSL
That explains so much!
*begins to contemplate who will be devoured once I turn into a werehore*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 14, 2008 - 3:00pm.
pull up your sock slots and have county on speed dial.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
parissucksliterally on October 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
FULL MOON TONIGHT
Mercury goes direct tomorrow.....
just saying.
- I have already wallpapered my favorite closet with tin foil.
This one is a weird one. (and the debate is on tomorrow night)
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Clarisse. I love your avie. It's Marty!
@DUDE - punch, slap - then tickle, K?
TITS your avvie!!!! haahahaaa
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Please please please.. don't let this be true! He's MINE! Why her of all the actual hot women out there... She's such an idiot on top of not being hot.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 2:54pm.
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Just tickle me between punches(blows?) ;)
the DUDE! abides...
FULL MOON TONIGHT
Mercury goes direct tomorrow.....
just saying.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
Hockey? Ahh crap.
"gets out shin guards"
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 2:54pm.
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It should have been past tense.
But I meant in the big picture, even now, I'm not a chickenshit, that's all I mean.
CTH,
It WAS hot for a while, then a hockey game broke out.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
"I'm not trying to change your mind, hon. There's at least two sides to every story and I know yours remember?
I'll leave it be."
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@bambam
"Everyone knows my side. I'm not afraid to type it."
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I don't know what you call it but that reads like you offered to type it up in reply to my comment, as though I implied I would tell your story.
Not gonna get into this "did not, did too" with you. It's right there, read it. Or not. Don't care.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 14, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Wow! This has turned into a man-bashing thread.
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Man-bashing is my favourite sport. Line them up.
LCT,
Nancy-Bobby-Jean-Lee it is!!!
TITS,
Are you trying to horn in on my carrot?
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 2:34pm.
bambam,
Now, we just got DeeDee and Nit calmed down. No more rubbin, humpin, pullin stories at work!!!
Awww man. I was going to tell bambam not to sweat it unless he is offering another dry hump session.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
God dam it, I went to mow the lawn and came back to this hotness!!!!!
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 2:31pm.
But we've had conversations before about you misinterpreting before. Many times before. And I'm sure you don't believe me because when you're in this "zone" you're not of a mind to listen.
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First, you've been wrong many times. Why bring up old shit if you don't want to argue? That's passive aggressive, criticize me and then say you don't want to argue so if I reply it looks like I am.
I don't have to listen to you. Your opinion is just that. It doesn't mean anything to me. Sorry.