Tuesday, October 14th 2008
He Doesn't Even Know She's There
Manwhore Gerard Butler and Travis Barker's ex spent a little time together at the opening of Shin in Hollywood last night. Well, I think Shanna Moakler was trying to get on that dick, but Gerry was too busy trying to stop the room from spinning. Seriously, if you Photoshop her out of the picture, you wouldn't even realize there was a bitch sitting next to him. I think I just gave you an idea. Shanna goes out and a picture of your drunk ass is going in.
Shanna should know that Gerry is a mega clamburglar. He doesn't do this "small talk" shit, so you have to step up your slut game if you want to get a piece. He's obviously not buying what she's trying to sell. Damn. I hate to see a slut fail.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 14, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Can't we all just agree that no one is allowed to have opinions on here and leave it at that?
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pft. says YOU!
ps you can slap my ass and call me sally.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
hooo haaa, I refreshed, TITS that's some fuuuuuuuunny shit, LMAO! I love you guys! so talented AND funny!
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purrr.
MK pretty much asked for it in his post!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
@bambam
"Speakit, it's odd to me that you took my comment about knowing your story as some implied threat to spill it out here on the main"
Um.. I didn't take it that way. So, you misunderstood, not me.
You can have any opinion you want.
Edited to say: It's not as if many people here can't go into the forum and read. So how would I feel threatened? And I'm not arguing, so if it appears that way, that's just the way it appears.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 2:40pm.
CARROTTOP!!!!
You can call me Nancy too!!! The rest of you fuckers call me Ma'am!
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Deal. Can I incorporate a sexy little Southern twist and add -Bobby-Jean-Lee to it? Nancy-Bobby-Jean-Lee?
Can't we all just agree that no one is allowed to have opinions on here and leave it at that?
CARROTTOP!!!!
You can call me Nancy too!!! The rest of you fuckers call me Ma'am!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 2:38pm.
LCT : it was nothing serious, he's way more into MK than Shanna! and way more into you than any of them!
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Hahaha well sadly Mr. GB is going to have to find another carrot, because after he's touched that, there's nooooooooooooooo way. He and MK should hook up though.
LCT : it was nothing serious, he's way more into MK than Shanna! and way more into you than any of them!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
Submitted by Clarisse on October 14, 2008 - 12:01pm.
That said...I'd let him take me, yank my hair back and call me Nancy.
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Hi Nanshy.
Are. You. Joking me.
hooo haaa, I refreshed, TITS that's some fuuuuuuuunny shit, LMAO! I love you guys! so talented AND funny!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
Nova!
It's BRILLIANT!! Gerry at least looks like he's paying attention to MK!
bambam,
Now, we just got DeeDee and Nit calmed down. No more rubbin, humpin, pullin stories at work!!!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Wow. To think my reply to Nitwitty sparked all this. I'm almost sorry I checked back in.
Speakit, it's odd to me that you took my comment about knowing your story as some implied threat to spill it out here on the main when my meaning was that in knowing your story, the reasons behind your anger and bitterness, I have a different opinion.
But we've had conversations before about you misinterpreting before. Many times before. And I'm sure you don't believe me because when you're in this "zone" you're not of a mind to listen.
So be it, I'm not here to argue with you. You're entitled to your opinion, let me have mine okay?
no! ha ha where is freaking TITS now?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
@ speakit
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 2:02pm.
See... I would be packing my things and moving to Texas!
There area bunch of us cool horz living in Texas right now! So that's a plus, right? ;)
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awww...have you kids seen TITS avie yet??? MK putting the moves on Gerry baby!!! sweeeet!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 2:25pm.
I can say that relationships of equals are possible.
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Not with anyone I've met.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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I'm not going to argue about the sex driven part. You are right about that. I cannot fight the way I'm wired. I'm not so sure about the served part though.
I cannot disagree with you wanting no part of the job any longer. I can say that relationships of equals are possible.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 2:02pm.
See... I would be packing my things and moving to Texas!
Cali is too expensive :(
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I agree it can be pretty expensive...but my friend has all her family here who can help her out. There in Texas she was alone with no one but her super depressed asshole husband who blamed all of his problems on her family. When she got back she talked to her old job and they rehired her on the spot. She'll be making more money than ever before...im so proud of her. :D
I'm not bashing men...but i kinda agree that they are hard wired to be served. I hate it that i just mindlessly do it too....between the hubby and my two little boys...im super busy. :D Plus i work full time almost 50 hours a week. *sigh*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I have to disagree, I lurves my mayhun and my life is better for having him in it everyday. Not all men suck and I've got quite a few great male friends that have always been there for me when I needed a shoulder or an boot in the ass.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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So why do we help our mothers, grandmothers, friends?
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Friends: comraderie
Mothers,grandmothers:obligation
Idk you tell me.
And yes, there are women who only want men for their money. They're pieces of shit too, IMO.
I don't care how nice a man is, you all are hard wired to be sex driven, and to be served.
I don't want that job anymore. It's not worth the benefits. That's all I'm saying.
xxyz, I don't have anyone to bash. The last man i had an issue with was a couple of months ago- but you can hardly call him a "man".
Right now, I am fine with them!
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 14, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Wow! This has turned into a man-bashing thread.
lol. are you complaining or joining in?
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 2:02pm.
See... I would be packing my things and moving to Texas!
Cali is too expensive :(
I disagree DUDE. I'm very mechanically inclined. I do more fix-it projects around the house than my hubby does. Can't argue the no tongue on the rabbit statement however. hahahaha
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Wow! This has turned into a man-bashing thread.
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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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So why do we help our mothers, grandmothers, friends?
To say that the ONLY reason we do things for women is for the furpie is just as ridiculous as saying women only want men for their money.
the DUDE! abides...
*hugs speakit* :D
My best friend just packed up her shit and the kids and drove all the way back here to Cali from Texas. Left the husband and is DONE! She is soooooooo happy now...its crazy. She was in a fog before. Things will get better!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Plus men dont offer anything worthwhile, they dont talk,emphatize...none of that! All they do is fight, chase a girl, get some money and fight again
It sounds like you haven't found Mr.Right yet
sadness
How in King Leonidas hell did a Gerard Butler thread turn into the shemale man haters club?
Mrs K. is right. A good man is a treasure, a bad man is trash.
Now...back to Bambam dry humpin on the couch..
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
I'm the fixer of things in my house....my hubby can operate a record player and thats about it....lol. His tongue is handy though.....;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I'm not good at fixing shit:(
But if there were no men...I would ask Mrs.K and Speakit for help :p
Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 1:56pm.
we still need babies! I would HATE to live in a world with nothing but women!
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Thats true....I didnt think of that, but I just read on msn about a shark that gave birth to a baby asexually (with no male shark around) so maybe we'd become like that.....
Plus men dont offer anything worthwhile, they dont talk,emphatize...none of that! All they do is fight, chase a girl, get some money and fight again.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 1:50pm.
ITA with speakit. There is no reason to sacrifice one ounce of integrity or dignity to be with a man.
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Exactly. But unfortunately we can't always go back and change that. So it's best to move forward.
@bambam
Everyone knows my side. I'm not afraid to type it.
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 1:52pm.
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Nothing would work, everything would be broken
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Really? I know how to use every hand tool and most power tools. I know how to fix almost anything. If I don't, I learn how. I've fixed computers, vcr's, tv's, installed toilets, light fixtures, fixed plumbing, installed a dishwasher, I could go on.. some women just don't like to get their hands dirty, and men fall for it. Why? Pussy.
we still need babies! I would HATE to live in a world with nothing but women!
unless it's my dlisted bitches! that's another story
Submitted by DUDE on October 14, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Nothing would work, everything would be broken
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Actually, I know where Pudge keeps the tools and I know how to use them. I'm pretty handy with a electric drill and a screwdriver.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by la coocaracha on October 14, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Could you imagine a world without men!!
There would be no rape, no serial killers, war....
Ah...a girl can dream.
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Nothing would work, everything would be broken
The Rabbit doesn't have a tongue...
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Silvara0428 on October 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
OMG she is so side mouth kissing him and he's blowing her off!
Ok maybe she's all in his ear but it's still funny as hell so whatever....
still "boot to the head"
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LOLOL haven't thought of boot to the head in ages! La La..
'you have tipped the vessel of knowledge!'
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 1:46pm.
A world without men?!?
what in the HELL?
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who would clean the leaves out of the gutters?
ITA with speakit. There is no reason to sacrifice one ounce of integrity or dignity to be with a man. Either he's an asset or he's a liability and if he's the latter kick his goddamned ass to the curb.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 1:46pm.
A world without men?!?
what in the HELL?
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We dont need them....ever heard of the rabbit??
All men are good for are there dicks and the rabbit has made that obsolite!
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speakit: listen to Leona Lewis "Better in Time" that's what I've been doing, LOL! LEW HE HE HEW ZER! < that's me
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"This is MK. He started it" angel i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 14, 2008 - 1:42pm.
speakit! my little frog! is shit getting better?
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No, but it will. Thx for asking. :)
A world without men?!?
what in the HELL?
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:39pm.
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I'm not trying to change your mind, hon. There's at least two sides to every story and I know yours remember?
I'll leave it be.
DeeDee!
RIGHT!!!!!! Lord have mercy! I'm not prepared for that at work!
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I will serve God, my child and my job. I will never again serve another man. Quite frankly, I think they are beneath me. :)
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Could you imagine a world without men!!
There would be no rape, no serial killers, war....
Ah...a girl can dream.
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HAHAHA!
speakit! my little frog! is shit getting better?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:39pm.
WORD.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Wow again bambam! I think you caused a few dlisters to take an unexpected bathroom break.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore