He Doesn't Even Know She's There

Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.

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Of course I'm biased because I can only base my judgement on every man I've ever known. There is more than one bad apple.

Women spend their lives as servants, to their homes, jobs, significant others, children and for some, their God.

I will serve God, my child and my job. I will never again serve another man. Quite frankly, I think they are beneath me. :)

I bet that Gerry is a dunce in the sack. Women flock to him...he gives them the 3-pump chump action and then moves on. The women are too excited that they were graced with his presence to say anything about how awful he was. I've been with those types before...a long time ago...but yeah...been there.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

xxyzz!!! xoxoxo

I loved POTO and thought he was the hotness there too. He can sing...

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Yes, I bought that Osmond Brothers record back in the day and I'm not ashamed. :P
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Jackson 5's version was better though, right?

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Ooh....hiyeeeeeeee xxyxz!! *waves excessively*

come to think of it...thats probably what Shanna did when she saw Gerry. lmao.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Submitted by bambam on October 14, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Ohhhh, you know what's the best? Making out and dry humping on a big cushy couch for like a couple a hours. Awwww man, you're all sweaty, clothes all wrinkled up, you got goo in your drawers......if you do finally get around to fucking you're not just fucking, you're trying fuse your whole body into hers.
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HA!

This reminds me of a boyfriend I used to tease TO DEATH!

We would dry hump, then I would strip and lick his stomach alllllll the way down, till I was almost at the sweet spot....then id stop, and fall asleep...

ah, memories...

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Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 1:23pm.

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Now now, I know you're biased on this. Don't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch girl (I don't care what they say, I don't care what you heard).

Yes, I bought that Osmond Brothers record back in the day and I'm not ashamed. :P

Salem13,
Word! BUT he was hotter in PSILY than in Reign of Fire. HAWT HAWT HAWT! He enen out-hotted Patrick Wilson in Phantom!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Ohhhh, you know what's the best? Making out and dry humping on a big cushy couch for like a couple a hours. Awwww man, you're all sweaty, clothes all wrinkled up, you got goo in your drawers......if you do finally get around to fucking you're not just fucking, you're trying fuse your whole body into hers.

Damn, now I'M horny. You hors are no good. I'm leaving so I can get my mind on something else.

My girlfriend is in trouble tonight. ;)

*edited*

it was supposed to be a hello kitty :(

Everybody says hes hot in 300 but, he was way HOTTER in Reign of Fire.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

Run, Gerry! Before her Herpes attacks!

That kinda shit is def not calculated moves, that's for sure, it's instinctive for men. "I want some pussy so I'm thinking with my dick" shit. And it totally pisses me off when men do that shit when you're trying to talk to them. Cuz I know, they're not listening.

All men care about it is what they can get out of women. They want mothers, cooks, caretakers, nurturing.. it's all about them.

Has anyone ever heard John Lennon's song Woman is the N***** of the World? That nails it.

@bambam
Um, can I see you in my office, please?
NOW!!!
And close the door behind you.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

" I'll slip a finger down the back of her jeans at the crack and gently pull her to me"

Holy moly! Did someone turn the heat up in here?

Two Drink!
I'd hit it, let it take a nap and hit it again.

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

@ BamBam. Mais naturellement. ;}
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Yuck, her?

She needs to quit partying every effing day and go home and take care of her kids! I hate cunts like her, she barely glanced at her kids when her and Barker had that show much less showed any sort of attention to them. I cant wait till they turn teenagers and open a can of major hell on her dumb ass...

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HAHAHA!

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@ bambam Ahhhhh sweet edification..... *taking long ciggy drag*

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore

This is a new low. I agree, 300 was the pinnacle of his hotness. I would still hit it though.

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she has to do SOMETHING to get some press.....why not Gerry?

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I thought I knew you, I got a new view
I thought I knew you well...
Oh well
- No Doubt "Sunday Morning"

Submitted by NitWitty on October 14, 2008 - 1:01pm.
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That's why y'all have so many problems with us men. Tell us what you want and like dammit!!! But not right away. See what we bring to the table first. You don't wanna give up secrets to jerks, non?

No, it is absentminded or it was until a woman actually told to do it to her once. That's when I started paying attention to women's reaction to it. I always do that, drawing little circles in her palm or the back of her hand, tracing her ear, sliding my fingers into her hair at the base of her neck and gently massaging while conversing with her or running my finger..........etc.......

this is the absolute hottest shit I've read in a long time. Keep on keepin on BamBam cuz you've got this shit nailed down

also my number is 555 123-7890 LMAO!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”

Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I think Gerard will go the way of the original gladiator...Russel Crowe. He's chunking up and looking a bit rough...next he will marry some mousy blonde and have a few little Butlers. lmao
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And I'm just waitin for him to work his way around to me. LMAO. How about a mousy little brunette, would that do ? I don't mind a guy with a little chunk, I can live with that.

@Clarisse

@Dee Dee

I told you that's why I'm called the big LOL!!! ;)

Dude, don't try to figure it out man. It made my head hurt as much as trying to figure what Sassy's Ass is talking about.

Bambam, wow! We'll have to be careful not to divulge too many more of our secrets when you're in the room. I bet your partner never lets you outa' her sights! Good onya' and thanks for sharing. See, there is educational value to be had on MK's site.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on October 14, 2008 - 12:49pm.

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Darkies? Gimmee a break wit dat crap. Please.

It's nice to see you whores

xxyxz!!!!
Hell ya!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

A Very Hot Pussy,
Gerard does tend to go for the more exotic women. Dumb blondes aren't his speed.

Bam Bam,
You're killin the Dlisters that are sitting at work!

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Good morning xxyxz! ♥

Wow bambam!

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore

Would someone please esplain
The reason for this strange behavior?

Have we lost time zones here?

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by xxyxz on October 14, 2008 - 12:48pm.
ahhhh

I've died and gone to hell
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yo, lady friend!!!!!!
bend over lemme see you shake a tailfeather.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Submitted by NitWitty on October 14, 2008 - 12:42pm.
@BamBam! Don't tell me it's a calculated move? I always thought it was just an absentminded carress. You know sorta' like a man doesn't verbally say how much he loves touching you, but you secretly know he does because of those little touches. Or like when you touch the small of our backs every once in a while while your walking together? Do you guys know that this sends a little thrill or do you do it because you aren't really thinking about it and enjoy it as well?

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No, it is absentminded or it was until a woman actually told to do it to her once. That's when I started paying attention to women's reaction to it. I always do that, drawing little circles in her palm or the back of her hand, tracing her ear, sliding my fingers into her hair at the base of her neck and gently massaging while conversing with her or running my fingers up and down her lower leg if she's curled up with her knees up next to me. It's just as comforting to me as it is to her. Even if we're out in public I'll slip a finger down the back of her jeans at the crack and gently pull her to me. I love that shit.

Mornin, (California time) Xxxxyyyxxzzz!! What Satan has joined together, let no slut put asunder!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

xxyxz Shanna's here so all the sluts be here ****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

Nitty, Clarisse, IG Snowy, DeeDee,Nova ,Okie, Mrs.K

ahhhh

I've died and gone to hell

Happy Tuesday to you, xxyxz!! xox

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You're never too old to become younger.
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My cousin lives in the UK and she said that Gerard has dated quite a few darkies. I doubt Moakler is his type.

I used to think he was gay, but I was wrong. She sent me some proof of the fact.. But I don't think he is into dumbies like Moakler.

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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!

Thanks, Clarisse! *MuaH* I bow to your observations! I can now safely go back to my own fantasies..

DeeDee, thanks for chosing your words so carefully!!! LMAOO

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

she is a nasty no talent whore who needs to leave him alone!

http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/

Oooooo Nittay, you're getting me all moi....er hot and bothered over here.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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I'm with you. He seems to be the more mature blend of tool and manwhore that plagues guys who would rather get down than settle down.

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

ITA Clarisse. I think he is pointing to another table and saying "hey slag, why don't you sit over there."

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore

@BamBam! Don't tell me it's a calculated move? I always thought it was just an absentminded carress. You know sorta' like a man doesn't verbally say how much he loves touching you, but you secretly know he does because of those little touches. Or like when you touch the small of our backs every once in a while while your walking together? Do you guys know that this sends a little thrill or do you do it because you aren't really thinking about it and enjoy it as well?

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

NitWitty
He is NOT strokin her arm! It's perspective! Just looks like it in the shot!!! Even a manho has standards. "If it's going to give you something you need a prescription to get rid of, it's not worth it."

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

Watever...kudos that ho! Don't hate. Travis took the time to belittle her on his blog after he almost died in a fiery plane crash so she can go and drink up and slut it up with whoever/whenever.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Yah, that is soo not a good hairstyle for her.

Ahhhh, the underside of the forearm just below your wrist? I love to do that when I'm cuddling before/after sex.

Makes you girls purr like kittens.