Tuesday, October 14th 2008
He Doesn't Even Know She's There
Manwhore Gerard Butler and Travis Barker's ex spent a little time together at the opening of Shin in Hollywood last night. Well, I think Shanna Moakler was trying to get on that dick, but Gerry was too busy trying to stop the room from spinning. Seriously, if you Photoshop her out of the picture, you wouldn't even realize there was a bitch sitting next to him. I think I just gave you an idea. Shanna goes out and a picture of your drunk ass is going in.
Shanna should know that Gerry is a mega clamburglar. He doesn't do this "small talk" shit, so you have to step up your slut game if you want to get a piece. He's obviously not buying what she's trying to sell. Damn. I hate to see a slut fail.
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He is so hot, I just love him. He can do way better than this dumb ho. She was on Password a couple months ago and made a total fool of herself.
It's the hair making her look fat. Meh, I don't hate her. She DID beat up Paris Hilton...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
What, she needs another child support check? lets see she has two celeb exs paying her a stupid amount of child support I am sure, and now this guy? He's an idiot. My guess is that her drunk, slut ass thought she was worthy. There aren't too many men out there that stupid are there?
What's up with that Soccer mom hair? UGLY
First Oscar DeLa Hoya tells her to hit the road, then Travis.
Bitch can't keep a man.
I'm pretending I don't see him absentmindedly stroking her arm with his finger. I love when men make this move.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
OMG she is so side mouth kissing him and he's blowing her off!
Ok maybe she's all in his ear but it's still funny as hell so whatever....
still "boot to the head"
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Oh hell to the mother fucking no!!!! You know that ho is trying to sink her claws into fresh meat. Back off, bitch! He's wayyyyyy out of your league!!!!
That being said, I'd still hit. I'd just have to disinfect his dick first.
She looks real concerned for the father of her children who was in a deadly plane crash doesn't she? What a whore! Bitch has nerve to talk about Paris Hilton! Dude isn't even interested! And yes she looks fat!
Well RockinRolla is out now, so this guy is untouchable. At least he feels like it. Then again, this does look like one of Guy Richie's better films.
exactly M.E. i think she's leaning in doing the obnoxious drunk talk in his ear...and he's totally tuning her out.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
shanna's self esteem took a hit travis told her to get lost, so now she's trying to act like some other man wants her...not working...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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She needs to visit Kim Vo and gets some britney weave.
@DeeDee...I dunno I'm thinking industrial strength products couldn't remove that wentch stentch.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Uhm, I don't think their kissing, I think she is whispering into his ear.
They're totally NOT kissing in that second blurry pic.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I think Gerard will go the way of the original gladiator...Russel Crowe. He's chunking up and looking a bit rough...next he will marry some mousy blonde and have a few little Butlers. lmao
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by NitWitty on October 14, 2008 - 12:18pm.
You know he went home that night and kept getting a whiff of something and wondering, what *IS* that smell?
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Exactly Nits. He'll need to wash his face with some LAVA soap and ammonia. And burn his clothes.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 12:19pm.
ok, im dumb Mrs K...but what is ITA?
ITA=I totally agree
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
oh hell no! His eyes are open during their "kiss".
"boot to the head, and out the door mofo"
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
SNAP....its I TOTALLY AGREE...isnt it??? lmao...holy hell it just hit me. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
ok, im dumb Mrs K...but what is ITA? I see it all the time and i know that i should know what it means...lol...*puts joint down*...maybe i should cut back. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
You know he went home that night and kept getting a whiff of something and wondering, what *IS* that smell?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Nova sweetie
ITA about GB
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"Always have everything you say exquisitely annotated, and, where possible, provide staggering Visual Aids."
Aside from 300, I don't see his hotness.
Shana is a whore. A media whore. Travis gave her the smack down on MS the other day so she needed to get her piccy taken to try and "show him".
Pffffffffffft. Whatever.
Ugh, Geraaaaaard!!! What are you doing?? She's a ho. And a golddigger. And a big mouth nitwit. Why Gerard? Why? Please be careful, this big mouth, nitwit, golddigging ho is very fertile. You've been warned...
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Snowy.. Yes, I agree. And wanting Travis to write about her no-name ass again..
And @ IslandGirl.. OMG, that would be good, too.. She thinks its ok to be out holding dick all night, but once Barker puts one in his mouf, its all over with.. hmph..
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I know you bitches will put the smack down on me for saying this...but other than the movie 300...i just dont see the hotness of Gerry. Sorry. Shanna looks like she was beat with a ugly momager stick. That hair is shiteous!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Dude. I'm not even a celebrity, but I'm quite sure I coulda banged him. I just have the good sense to keep it out of primtime. Shanna's game is whack and a shame to all of us real sluts. We all have off nights, to be fair, but seriously, we also know when to stay in our respective lanes. Gerard Butler? Yeah Shanna, as if!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
She looks kind of chub, doesn't she? It's probably the shorter hair, but she is looking not so thin.
Shouldn't she be taking care of her kids while their father is half burned to a crisp in a hospital?
Just sayin'
*shrugs*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She seems to have overcome her grief at her baby daddy's accident.
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Now release the pressure.
what's with the mom hair? that is some ugly shit right there.
Clamburglar! Bwahahahahaa MK!
Seriously though Gerard, step away from the whore.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Shouldn't she be out on Robertson putting the smack down on some other skank?
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Gerry can man-whore all he wants! He needs to work the hot while he still has it. I see a 300/Gladiator Russell Crowe hotness loss as he ages.
That said...I'd let him take me, yank my hair back and call me Nancy.
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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK
I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.
oh please, she's such a drama queen, she was only trying to get the paps to take her picture horing it up to make TB jellis ****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."