Tuesday, October 14th 2008
HoHan, Is That You?
For a quick second, I really thought this was HoHan, but then I noticed that she's not the perfect shade of colonic fluid, so it couldn't be her. It's 95-year-old Dyan Cannon! Okay, she's really 71, but she's been around forever. I think she was in one of the first talkies.
I fucking love her. She had waffle hair way before HoHan or Vadge.
Here's a few more of HoHan's younger sister being hot at The Ivy yesterday.
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She's silly and embarrassing. And what has that boy got on his feet??
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I know it's wrong,but yes,yes I would...
I was looking at this on my phone and I swear I thought that guy w/ her was Bruce Springsteen. Imagine my disappointment to find out otherwise.
I've always loved her hair. She's great, smokin hot!!! Love that she's not giving in to the granny look.
I'll always remember her for two things, Whipper Cane (and the waddle) on Ally McBeal and being the dum dum who divorced Cary Grant. Seriously what were you thinking? She's still hot though.
the technological advances in orthopedic shoes alone make life worth living!
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She is FABULOUS for 71. I thought she was hanging around with a pimped out Adrian Brody for a second.
All I can think about when I see her is Cary Grant smacking her about and dropping LSD. Thanks for sharing Dyan.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Rockin bod for a 70 yr old, you go Dyan!
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Haha it does look like LiLo and her lezzie gf in ten, no, five years!
Leona, I'm with you. Totally thought it was Fergie.
Submitted by justaguest on October 14, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Who ever did her neck work should get the Nobel prize. Unless she has some superior genes, usually there's not much that can be done for an aging neck. Hers looks amazing for her age.
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Do you remember on Ally McBeal when she played Whipper? Richard Fish was a whore for her neck 'wattle'.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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She looks damn good for her age.Bravo!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who ever did her neck work should get the Nobel prize. Unless she has some superior genes, usually there's not much that can be done for an aging neck. Hers looks amazing for her age.
Whoa. I truly thought this was Fergie.
Pimpcessa,
I think you need to do your homework on Cary Grant.
He LOOKED fine and a gentleman (product of the Studio Publicity Dept and Finishing School), but in reality he was a known bisexual cockney that had his start as a lowly Circus performer who worked as a gigolo and slept his way up with men and women until he was discovered...and yes in private he had the manners and education that go along with his white trash origins...all you see in his movies are essentially the image the Studio made him project to the public nothing else. More than one woman he was involved with claimed the relationship felt apart due to his infidelities and punches...it is very well documented in court papers that is the reason Dyan and others divorced him. Look it up.
Her companion even looks like SamRo.
Submitted by A Noun is a per... on October 14, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I'm nowhere near her age, but I couldn't walk in those shoes. Footwear props to her. I hope I look that good at 71.
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I read your comment before I scrolled up and thought I was in the Madonna thread. Because it could work either way, you know! :)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I'm nowhere near her age, but I couldn't walk in those shoes. Footwear props to her. I hope I look that good at 71.
She should act and dress closer to her biological age. She looks clownish.
angel, love the chola tribute!
WTF is with these celebs and their stupid Cocker Spaniel hair??
I SERIOUSLY thought it was Fergie.
Someone needs to nominate that fucking fence at the Ivy as hot slut of the month.
When the fuck are they gonna paint that thing? It's weather beaten to shit.
Management needs to use some of the money from those $10 iced teas and handle it.
I thought it was Rachel Zoe.
SpiceDong
Yeah she married the Grant, but he was a known wife beater and that's why she left him a few months into it shortly after getting pregnant
That is total BS!! He was one of Hwoods finest gentlemen. He was a player though. Where did you get that information??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
When is the fuckin Ivy gonna paint that fuckin fence??????????????
Yeah she married the Grant, but he was a known wife beater and that's why she left him a few months into it shortly after getting pregnant...they were together less than a year. Cary was all image but a really mean son of a bitch. Think Joan Crawford with a penis! Although I think she had one too!
angel_i, that was epic.
But the song should have been "Chola My World."
Dyan Cannon needs fat injections in her hands. They are really scary.I mean, why go to the extent she's gone for all the other stuff without getting the hands fixed?
She still looks younger than Rachel Zoe.
Poor thing has "vadge hands". Who is the uber-smarmy douche at her side?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is that what 71 looks like now?
Damn. I want to get all sloppy and disheveled in old age--wear a flowered mumu and a straw hat, chase kids off of my lawn with a wicker broom. I don't want to have to worry about colouring my hair and smooshing my vericose veins into leggings.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I love her, she married and had Cary Grant's baby.
Go ahead Dyan!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oh I must comment on the turquoise and brown flooring beside the guy ..HOTTTTTTTTT FLOORING!!!!!
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LMAO Angel-I
I love it
haha obvi can't be hohan, dyan has nicer legs (and no knee pads)
plus her boyfriend's too pretty to be sam
Gay men have been know to get married.
Brad Pitt, for example.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
angel: is that photoshop? what do you need to know how to do to make awesome chit like that?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I know, I think he really is divorced, but maybe I's jist HI!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by angel_i on October 14, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Hey - are my bitches in the house???
I made you sumthin'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3o3jO_d6fI
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Holy Chola Shit! That is awesome! You got skillz, gurl! ☺
@ TITS
It takes MK a little while to post comments to his page. And ditto to your curiosity about his divorced status. Tell us the dirt MK!
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore
Submitted by angel_i on October 14, 2008 - 1:26pm.
O@TITS:
I posted it on his MySpace page:)
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I'm not seeing it - where would it appear?
why does it say 'divorced' under marita status? hmmmm
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Angel-have you ever seen the Chola bingo on flickr? If not, google it. Very funny, as are the comments.
Dyans signature hairstyle, she still rocks it. :)
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Angel - I love how you assign blame and absolve us at the start (missed it the first time) 'this is MK' 'he started it'. LOLOLOL
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Dyan used to be married to Cary Grant...one of the sexiest men to ever walk the face of this earth. Lucky girl.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 14, 2008 - 1:27pm.
HAHAHAHA I too am a jellus h8ter with no hotness to lose. And I agree she couold be ageing more gracefully.
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I just have learned to accept people with their limitations..and hope they accept mine.
PLUS, the bitch was married to Cary Grant. That's gotta count for something, right?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Too thin, too pulled, trying way too much to look "young."
Angel - I love how you assign blame and absolve us at the start (missed it the first time) 'this is MK' 'he started it'. LOLOLOL
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
O@TITS:
I posted it on his MySpace page:)
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