Tuesday, October 14th 2008

The Return Of Ace Of Base


Now that the New Kids on the Block have reunited and are on tour, it's time for some 90s bitches to get in on the action. Ace of Base has announced that they will put out a new album next year, along with a compilation of their greatest hits and a world tour. YES! I was an underground Ace of Base lover back in the day. I would lock myself in my room and play their shit along with La Bouche.

Now if only GAK will make a comeback. The things I could do with that shit now. Okay, enough gutter talk. Back to Swedish pop talk.

Above is a re-working of one of Ace of Base's earlier tracks called "Whee of Fortune." I lasted about 20 seconds before I turned it off and went to search my iTunes for their older crap. All That She Wants was the shit! You know, if she wanted another baby so bad, why didn't she just use in vitro or adopt?


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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 4:02pm.

or maybe he's "Jim Jones" carrying a tub of KoolAid to your lake party.
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If Jim wants me to drink the KoolAid, you know I will.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Um, Deb?

Jim is sort kinda the love of my life so I would really appreciate it if um you wouldn't insult him, cuz, ya know I am going to have his babies.

And this bears repeating.
In the beginning of their cover of Proud Mary, Tina says:

"Y' know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy
But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, JIM never ever doesn't use all caps.

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 4:03pm.

Did he licky your boom boom down IG?
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No, but he DID want to sexx me up!! HAHAHA, I am having quite the flashbacks right now.

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Clarisse's picture

Stock Broker / Mrs K.!

"What does a yellow light mean?"

"Slow down."

"W-w-w-w-h-h-a-a-t-t d-d-o-o-e-e-s-s a-a y-y-e-e-l-l-o-w l-l-i-i-g-g-h-h-t m-m-e-a-a-n-n ?"

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
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Led Zep is one of my friend, Chris', inspirations.

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 14, 2008 - 3:59pm.
putsomestankonit on October 14, 2008 - 3:57pm.

Someone wake me whenever Snow make's his triumphant comeback!
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AHAHAAHA, I partied with him one year at the Junos. I remember him being passed out face first on the bar. And then he started 'rapping' to me. Hahaha, I haven't thought about that in AGES!!
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NO WAY! Bwahahaha

Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.

Did he licky your boom boom down IG?

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Stock Broker's picture

Mrs Kravitz ~ I wonder if "Jim" is the Rev. Jim from "Taxi". Now that's a funny show on TV Land channel!

or maybe he's "Jim Jones" carrying a tub of KoolAid to your lake party.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Mrs Kravitz ~ I wonder if "Jim" is the Rev. Jim from "Taxi".

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HAHAHAHAHHA
He was my favorite character!!!

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Euphoria's picture

This is my awesome friend, Chris, who I used to party with. Check him out...

Website:

http://www.chris-mitchell.com/page2.html

MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/christophermitchell

To hear him:

www.soundclick.com/chrismitchell

Love & Miss You, Chris Baby! ♥

Deb's picture

Submitted by jim on October 14, 2008 - 3:55pm.

What are you, 8? Who are you into musically? Yeah, the Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, and Bruce Springsteen are older. But they're not over the hill, and are far far from being losers. And any of these guys at 90 will make better music than most of the crap out now.
See? You can post without all caps!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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putsomestankonit on October 14, 2008 - 3:57pm.

Someone wake me whenever Snow make's his triumphant comeback!
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AHAHAAHA, I partied with him one year at the Junos. I remember him being passed out face first on the bar. And then he started 'rapping' to me. Hahaha, I haven't thought about that in AGES!!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

jim
are you coming to my latke party?
12/20 save the date!!!!

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

putsomestankonit's picture

Someone wake me whenever Snow make's his triumphant comeback!

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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!

Euphoria's picture

jim, you are in an especially jovial mood today. How's it hangin'?

I AM SURE THEY WILL BE PLAYING AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER OLD ASS OVER THE FUCKING HILL LOSERS THEY GET EVERY YEAR!!

Euphoria's picture

Mrs. K, I'm down wit dat, yo.

Happy Hour's picture

@ Nanners.. LOL... I just pictured your right eyebrow going even higher...or is it the left lower?...

Deb's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on October 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Wake me up when this trend is over.

In the meantime, I'll be sitting in a corner with my ipod listening to Led Zep.

Rock on, Stock Broker! I'm with you! I have always referred to them as Ace of Disgrace.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Stock Broker's picture

I listen to vintage Rock or Punk since most of today's music is forgetable drudge.

Ace of Bass...barf up chunks when I hear it.

Clarisse's picture

No. I want a Savage Garden reunion!!!!! Don't tell Maynard this, but i LOVED Savage Garden!!!

*hides Tool CD's*

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

I'm more of a whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kinda bloke! -El B.

oklahoma's picture

OMG, when I was young and this song was all 'hot' there was these guy working at the end of my road,, they were older.. I played these songs all loud on my CD player, like I was a total bad ass.. doesn't seem so bad ass now.. *cries* what the fuck was I thinking?? huh?? What?? Then those guys told my mom they heard all kinds of racket at her house.. hahaha.. *hangs head* I'm such a dork!

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Submitted by Euphoria on October 14, 2008 - 3:52pm.

I'll be your second, yo

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Euphoria's picture

TV, what was Eileen about that you didn't know? I may not know either!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Tempted by the fruit of another

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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

Euphoria's picture

Hey, dont' NOBODY go making fun of ABBA or I'll have to hurt you. My best gay friend and I danced our asses off at a gay club to Dancing Queen and that guy (my friend) could sing his ass off.

Nanners's picture

Submitted by Happy Hour on October 14, 2008 - 3:50pm.
don't get scared, I am not stalking you
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Mmmhmmm, that's what they all say... ;)

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Submitted by Euphoria on October 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.

I listened to them every day until I realized that Come On Eileen wasn't really what I thought.

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Happy Hour's picture

Nanners haven't seen you in a while.. ( don't get scared, I am not stalking you) I always look forward to your comments.

Euphoria's picture

Team Valtrex, me and the hub listened to Dexy's Midnight Runners on YouTube last weekend when we were searching for some tunes. Funny you should mention them!

JillyPoo's picture

Hahahhahaha, La Bouche. Man I miss 90s music!

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southpaw's picture

When I was little, I put Gak all in a girl's hair. She cried.
Well.... she was a bitch.. And she jumped off the teeter-totter when I was in the air!

It's not like I didn't lose anything, I missed my Gak. But it was worth it.

MargeAggedon's picture

Recycling! It works almost everywhere!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Euphoria's picture

I freaking love All That She Wants and LMAO @ it being Angie Jo's theme song!

Team Valtrex's picture

I can put this CD next to my Dexy's Midnight Runners box set.

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BlueOrchid's picture

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

WWJDFAKB's picture

The other day I burned a CD with my favorite Ace of Base songs...it was like being in the 3rd grade all over again. Glad to see they are still making music, although I feel it will never be like it was back in the day. Where is the blonde chick?

Silvara0428's picture

Loved them!
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tommie™'s picture

Horrible. Ulf used to sing songs that would've made the KKK hang their heads in shame! Don't support these raging racists assholes, people!

"[i]I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights.[/i]" - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement

Nanners's picture

"Angie's Song" BWAAHAHAA!!

Music was better back then. I'm getting OLD.
I want Whigfield to come back. I loved "Saturday Night" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whigfield

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OneLiner's picture

Haha! classic! i could never get into the "ace of base" Bandwagon and i was a teenager then.....something didn't seem right......I want the Real MCoy Reunion!.....Ha!

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Team Valtrex's picture

Greatest Hits? Both of them? How will they fill the rest of the CD, ABBA covers?

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Happy Hour's picture

wait.. wasn't there another chick?

islandgirl's picture

Gwad, I hate that crap. What's next, an Aqua reunion tour?

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Happy Hour's picture

lol... I used to l o v e them... God that's sad.

Stock Broker's picture

Wake me up when this trend is over.

In the meantime, I'll be sitting in a corner with my ipod listening to Led Zep.

smoody's picture

It's been a Cruel Cruel Summer! Gosh I totally love this shit! I feel sorta less old again!

M.E.'s picture

"Don't Turn around"

Yep....my fling in Mexico song.

Awsome.

oklahoma's picture

haha Snowpiece re: Angie's song..

I loved Ace of Base also.. OMG..loved THEM!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

snowpiece's picture

LMAO All that She wants is Angie Jo's theme song!
I used to LURV Ace of Base
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