Tuesday, October 14th 2008
Skank Squared
The Shannon Sisters are the newest members of Hugh Hefner's team of whores and last night they enjoyed just one of the perks of sucking on silly putty dick by attending some fashion show. I'm trying hard to like these twin sluts, but they're making it hard.
This is the best look they could put together?
They look like two day-shift hookers who just emerged from a bush, where they were hiding from the cops. Those weaves probably came directly from Holly Madison's trash can after being ran over by a semi-truck. The Shannon Sisters just brushed them off a bit and then attached that shit to their heads using Scotch tape.
I'd never say this shit to their faces though, because they'd hit me over the head with a bottle and jump me.
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Ew. I rather see Holly back!
Them? Those two? I need to scoop my eyes out with a pooper scooper.
double ew.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
ew.
I read about this yesterday in some magazine, and now I can't get the gross incest images out of my head. Yuk.
And you are correct luscious, they must earn their new chichis, teeth and botox. Give them time. Eeeew. Stop looking at them now.
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They don't even look it twins.
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It might just be me, but I'd love to put a hand on opposite sides of each head and then clonk them together. Over and over again.
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I vahn't to suck your blooood.
A pimp is only as good as his latest prostitute? Oh puhlease. Fugly gramps should be so fuckin' lucky the skank old pimpin' fucker.
Major DOWNGRADE.
yuck. holly wants him back.. i would go back to him if i were him:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/holly-madison-is-broken-up-ove...
I'm surprised at Hef's choice. Usually he has the most beautiful women. Look at Holly. But these 2 are very average looking. Kinda look like ashley tisdale.
fucking sick. How do 2 fat chicks have such small boobs, no redeaming qualities at all.
Oh well, Hef is old, his vision is failing. But honestly, these hags are so grossy it makes me even kinda like Kendra now.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 14, 2008 - 9:07pm.
The only thing hot about these two are their flaming STD's.
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Gold.
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I see their faces, outfits, and I automatically think they have Circle K feet. The flesh toned heels aren't doing them any favors.
I do not see anything beautiful about these chicks. Not one thing.
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Why do their faces look like they belong on a couple of midgets? Kind of like the mom on Little People, Big World. She's probably next for Hef, anyway..
He should never have lowered his standards to the point where he was "dating" women who weren't hot enough to be in the magazine... I mean, he's Hef, and he's rich, he can get MUCH better tail than that.
Please...someone needs to locate the double douche's birth certificate...low rent wonkies look about 35, EASY.
These fuglies look like the 2 AM IHOP shift.
Submitted by PurpleNeon on October 14, 2008 - 9:58pm.
incest is not ok.
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I know who doesn't live in Kenfucky! *bucked tooth grin*
This is the pinnacle of female beauty?
incest is not ok. dressing alike as adults is even worse.
Mmmmmmm. Chicken.
GROSS!
I feel a sudden urge to go soak in Clorox.
If they've been in threesomes that means they've probably done each other. That's kind of sick... but sorta hot, too.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
They look like the love children of Shelly Duvall and Christie Brinkley.
19? And they look like their expiration date is already nearing. A few years with Hef is sure to make them even more raggedy and haggard.
He sure does have a type, although I guess it's the only group that'll do him. Average looking white trash willing to fuck to transform themselves into an average looking white trash 90's Bimbo Pam Anderson type. Oh, and for "fame and fortune", of course.
The only thing hot about these two are their flaming STD's. Oh, and their bodies, but those Miss Piggy noses of theirs can't even be covered in full Burn victim make-up, so what the fuck must they look like cleansed? Gross.
Submitted by angel_i on October 14, 2008 - 8:59pm.
*golf claps* That about sums it up.
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@speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Hehehe *'accidentally' pours oil onto the ground for added comic effect*
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Way to go Hef! Love these chicks. The one on the left totally looks like Aubrey O'Day. Upgrade!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hef:
"Hello everyone - I'd like you to meet my new girlfriends: Lowe and Rente."
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Do they serve topless?
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If they do, order them extra hot and spicy... then I'll accidentally bump the bottom of the tray.
Aside from snuggling & writhing all over a wrinkly peen, who exactly are these two ugly bitches?
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Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:43pm.
HAHA
um.. what do you want them to do?
ooooo... ask them for an order of hot wings.
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Hehe. Do they serve topless? If so I want my wings served in double saran wrap with a side of disinfectant. And I'm NOT paying.
I would however pay to watch them bash each other 'til at least one of them dies.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 14, 2008 - 8:40pm.
You two are boring. You're boring me. I'm bored by you both. Stop boring me.
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HAHA
um.. what do you want them to do?
ooooo... ask them for an order of hot wings.
You two are boring. You're boring me. I'm bored by you both. Stop boring me.
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These two girls are definately unattractive. I don't know why he picked them, especially considering their history. I hope he'll change his mind and move on to some better ones soon.
These girls are unattractive and probably half as smart as that boob Kendra.
Really, Hef?
These bitches look like every other white trash skank in America.
And I don't get the whole "twin" thing. I mean, it's not like they can have threesomes or anything, right? That would be gross and wrong. So what's the fun in that? I do not get it.
I'm sure someone's already said this, but I don't think Hef really has sex with these women. Maybe once in a while, but not regularly. They probably go down on him once a month and get paid in fame. He wants to make it look like he's still virile, but at his age, even with Viagra, I doubt the rest of his body can take it.
These girls are only 19?? They look 35 at least. They are not going to age well.
These girls are not hot - I don't get it....
They look like they'd smell.
Patience, MK. They haven't been there long enough to have "earned" their plastic surgeries yet. Soon enough, they will have big new chichis, new noses, overly bleached extensions...
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This is proof positive that Hef is senile. His usual high standard of skanks is slipping. These twolook like they should be working the early afternoon stripper shift at a truck stop.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Looks like they both got a boob job recently.
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Submitted by jim on October 14, 2008 - 5:50pm.
How do you like that, Mrs. K? Your little schmendrick, for whom you would crawl through broken glass, MIGHT come to your party if none of the college football games are interesting.
Meshugenah!
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They are pretty plain looking,you can see a dozen like them at the mall any day if the week.Boring ho's!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Fugly...no talent ho's.
They look pretty average to me...like they fell off the Spears' turnip truck.
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WOW total downgrade...these two seriously look like walking petri dishes ...
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08