Fried Mop Head
My arch rival CHERYL BURKE did something new with her mop head for her 70s themed dance with Maurice Green on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night. The bitch can tease, AquaNet or fry that shit, it's still a mop head underneath! Even Maurice is looking at her like, "Damn. I want to mop my bathroom floor with this ho's head."
CHERYL BURKE'S fried mop head kind of gross me out, because you know that's what her natural chocha weeds look like.
Unfortunately, I think Cheryl and her electrocuted mop head are going to stay tonight. I think Smirnoff Ice and Rocco are going to dance their asses off this shit show tonight. Rocco dances the way I used to when I was trying to act straight in the 6th grade (HA!). Rocco's extremely gay on the inside and trying so hard not to be. You can tell he felt extra fancy in that blouse he was wearing last night. I screamed at the TV, "Dance, girl! Dance your homo heart out!" But Rocco didn't hear me, because he was still as stiff as an erect 8-inch dick. Clip below (skip to 2:45):
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sounds like "someone" needs attention.
*glaring at Tacky FudgePackey*
why do you watch this bullshit?
Damn, how could anyone not feel fancy in that blouse?
Release your inner fanciness Rocco, don't be afraid.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
F&cking hysterical, MK.
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Thx 2cents. xoxoxo
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 12:24am.
Jebus speakit, you have a right to be angry for a bit. Speaking from experience, however, it just ends up sucking out your soul if you let it consume you. You'll be scared, worried and hurt until you get some security (job or whatever), who wouldn't? I mean, I don't 'know' you, but I KNOW you can and will cope. xoxoxoxo.
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LOL!
I really am not that angry. I'm more scared, worried and hurt about a myriad of things but I'll get through it. We all do. It just makes us stronger.
I'm happy that I left my husband. Don't miss him one bit but I'm on shaky ground. Difficult with a kid, ya know.
Submitted by speakit on October 15, 2008 - 12:08am.
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OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO COOOOL. I wanna kick ass.
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HAHAHA! I thought so, hence the non-recommendation that you see it!!! Could be dangerous. You'd think it might be cathartic, but I saw that movie and wanted to do more than just punch some nuts. And yes, I was VERY angry at the time. Am much more philosophical nowadays :)
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OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO COOOOL. I wanna kick ass.
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 9:31pm.
anyone else thinking 'natural born killers'?
HELL YES!!! Far more frequently than is normal.
@speakit
Hehehe. I don't know if I'd advise you to see it. The opening scene involves girl character in bar. Random guy hits on girl. Girl kicks the shit out of random guy screaming "do you think I'm sexy now!!!!!!!"
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Her hair reminds me of the bad end result of the girls in high school who tried to copy the Barbra Streisand look in "A Star is Born". Only, they didn't have a Hollywood stylist. They went to Suze down the street in some small town who fried the crap out of it. Worse, they did it themselves by putting in a million little braids and sleeping in them. It's still a toss-up as to what was worse. This, the Dorothy Hamill wedge or the Bo Derrick corn-rows. Somebody should photoshop different hairstyles onto Cheryl Burke.
That is one GAY ass shirt.
He sort of looks like a low rent David Duchovny.
I've never seen that movie.
But I gather that some of the characters kill people and are as comfortable with it as if they were predestined to do it.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 8:46pm.
oh and speakit? I call shotgun!
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Why do you want me to bring one? OOOooo yeah, high gas prices.
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anyone else thinking 'natural born killers'?
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Probably a good idea TITS. I'm not known for my stellar driving skils.
Anyvehicularhomicide, YAY speakit....just you and me! hahahaha ;)
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Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 8:46pm.
oh and speakit? I call shotgun!
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Why do you want me to bring one? OOOooo yeah, high gas prices.
Nits, that's Penis G to you.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
@DebfromHell! Sorry, was on phone...typical BS around here...look for msg in about 3..2...1...Well, yano.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Deb!! I'd love to, but I'll be away. Seriously, what shitty timing! Rain check? ♥♥
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You're never too old to become younger.
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@Putsomestank...Thanks! You wouldn't believe the trouble I had getting that thing to work. Finally had a hot ginge IT person that works for Pinot G. help me out!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Yay ROADTRIP! TITS, make your your tits are securely fastened. I like to drive "off-road."
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I'll be taking the ferry, thanks. (whew!)
You're welcome to pick me up from the terminal downtown. Seattle hwys confuse the shit out of me.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
Yay ROADTRIP! TITS, make your your tits are securely fastened. I like to drive "off-road."
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:06pm.
if I start walking now, I might get there in time.
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You can stay in the extra room, my love bug.
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Just how many people am I going to have to share with!?
oh and speakit? I call shotgun!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
NitWitty, I love your avie. I have MR's Rose picture I use sometime as an avie. But its not cool as yours as it doesn't squirt out blood.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Nits, this one's for you. Be afraid. Bwahahaha!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd6Tp-dTisw
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You're never too old to become younger.
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bwhahaha, Deb! Why did I suddenly feel pshycic? Although, we'd make you take bar breaks and have toilet times for us!
@Speakit, thanks! It took me forever and a day to finger out...Then IG did fixed it in two minutes..lmao
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Nitts and IG,
I will be in Houston on Tues...want to be Dozy Dints who lunch? My turn to buy!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
@Deedee
That's okay. I like to drink Pumpkin Spice cappucinos, and I'm kinda a klutz sometimes. If the seat's already sticky, no one will be wiser... oops.
ROAD TRIP!!!!!
I'm driving!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
My future noodle is attached to ESE's poppa!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Dee, IG and Deb, I have no knowledge of geckos, noodles or hair. I've suddenly incurred a brain hemorrhage. *falls over*
I have a great idea...let's all go to mrs. k's place. Sorry, IG..just remembered she said no loons...scared me for a minute..till I remembered you're a canadian goose!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Don't be sad speakit. I'll give you a ride to Mrs. K's. You don't mind riding in the third seat of my Durango do you? The seat might be a little sticky....nothing a couple of moist towelettes won't fix.
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the problem for Rocco is that Karina is selfish and wants to mak eit all about her. she does not work with him at his level but tries to force him to perform at hers. she got away with that both Marios, both of whom could already dance. but she cannot have the same approach when working with someone with two stiff left feet. it's not fair to him at all.
Nitwitty
Your avie rocks.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:17pm.
I'm not a love bug Mrs. K. I'm gonna be a bitter old shrew with 697463541654 cats. I'm a young bitter shrew right now. I don't have any cats yet but I pulled a wad of hair out of a brush. I named it Mittens.
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Not to sound trite, but this too shall pass. I rescued and found homes for 9 cats, had two kids and three jobs on my own. Trust me...There is a happily ever after, not always with a man, but a peace with self that draws other positives to you.
*comforting hugs*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
*runs into the room*
Did someone mention sinkhole??
*runs out again*
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Who dat messin' wit da noodles!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
@ Nits
I thought the gecko held my hair back? If I remember correctly, you and another sinkhole (who will remain nameless) molested his noodle while I was indisposed.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 8:11pm.
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You can stay in the extra room, my love bug.
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I'm not a love bug Mrs. K. I'm gonna be a bitter old shrew with 697463541654 cats. I'm a young bitter shrew right now. I don't have any cats yet but I pulled a wad of hair out of a brush. I named it Mittens.
Submitted by speakit on October 14, 2008 - 8:06pm.
if I start walking now, I might get there in time.
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You can stay in the extra room, my love bug.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on October 14, 2008 - 6:35pm.
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Okay, this is why I don't believe you: There are a LOT of women here who, um.... pucker up for MK. He could be using that to his advantage and he's not.
I never got a gay vibe from Rocco, and I knew him really well in HS, and worked with him for quite a while at a neighborhood restaurant. He was VERY cute when he was younger. Now, not so much.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Thanks Mrs. K. ♥
Nittay?!?!?! First Viggo, then Bill, now Rodrigo's noodle? You are selfish! :P
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Hey, I'll still hold your hair back. I'm not *that* selfish!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Oh GOD I feel uncomfortable watching this. Really uncomfortable.
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Thanks Mrs. K. ♥
Nittay?!?!?! First Viggo, then Bill, now Rodrigo's noodle? You are selfish! :P
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 14, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Can I come to your party too?
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OF COURSE.
Everyone (except the bigots and the loons) is invited.
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If I start walking now, I might get there in time.
@DeeDee, you know you can always come to my party..I only ask that you leave my next pool boy's noodle alone next time.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit, I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by DeeDee on October 14, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Can I come to your party too?
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OF COURSE.
Everyone (except the bigots and the loons) is invited.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
LMFAO @ cashew dick!
I remember that episode Mrs. K. Very funny. Hey, I make a mean latke. Can I come to your party too?
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on October 14, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Mmmm, interesting.
We need proof.
Otherwise, pfffffft.
For some reason this reminds of that Seinfeld episode where Dr. Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes and it pisses Jerry off.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.