Tuesday, October 14th 2008

Yeah, It's Too Much

You might want to turn down the brightness on your monitor before going through these pictures of Xtina at the Africa Rising Festival in London tonight. I am pleased to see that her face is back to being completely covered in MAC semen. Sometimes looking natural is so overrated. With that face full of drag paint, I'm sure Xtina constantly gets random dudes asking her if she would tea-bag them for $10. I bet that doesn't happen to you. Don't be jealous.

Xtina's "Barbie Make Me Pretty" face isn't the problem with this look, it's that fucking top! That thing is giving me crazy eyes! It's like looking at Lady Ga Ga through a kaleidoscope. Shit like that belongs in the "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" stage show and nowhere else.



Posted by: Michael K


Victory k's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Skye10's picture

That makeup & hairstyle makes her look 10-15 years older than what she is. The dress also isn't very flattering. *smdh* Oh Christina..

Y'all can hate on her but at the end of the day she's still talented and I'd rather have a slightly fashion-crazy but interesting pop star than an out of control / with REAL issues / drugged out no-talent celebutante. I get the feeling while she perhaps sometimes looks a bit too edgy (ugly? well at least not playing to her strengths), that she at least still goes home every day and is a good mother to her kid.

I like ALL of it. :) geometrics/fauxleather/hair/makeup. :O

Pokerpat's picture

Is that a wig?? That can't be real hair. Gross!

sexy's picture

The late 60's called they want their acid back.

PSB's picture

The outfit would look cute if she didn't have her makeup so caked on and if she didn't take herself so seriously.

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_fail_'s picture

'tina likes to turn the makeup to 11...

JaneDoe's picture

Oh God I hope she would stop trying so hard to look trendy and sexy..she is actually sexy when she didnt mean to look sexy..
I miss her look in I turn to you vid clip lol

Muffy_Simba's picture

Bad outfit & Too much makeup, Xtina. But I still luv you.

QueenCharisma's picture

Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:50am.
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LOL, someone needs to go to a Cholaholics Anonymous meeting STAT. When you start scaring your own child, you've gone too far. Just say no!!

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 15, 2008 - 1:47am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:45am.
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HAHA! You really dig the chola look, huh? You're a brave soul, angel.
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lol..my daughter caught me a coupla weeks ago...she was like "Are you in a costume?" lol

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Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:45am.
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HAHA! You really dig the chola look, huh? You're a brave soul, angel.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 15, 2008 - 1:31am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:20am.
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Nevermind...I have and awesome trick using black lipliner and red lipstick...and sometimes I forget my lipstick lol!

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Submitted by JuneStar on October 15, 2008 - 1:21am.

So drunk! Thanks to westside tavern. Tits nice avi!
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Thanks! I do what I can.

Drink a big glass of water, take a vitamin pill and a couple of asprin before bed!

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Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:20am.
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I can feel her pain, though. My face is hideous due to acne scarring and I had a tranny moment today when I realized I was wearing waaaaaaaaaay too much warmth mineral power over my concealer/foundation. My face was red! (It's usually caramel like the rest of my skin) It was a hot mess and I can't believe no one told me :(

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JuneStar's picture

So drunk! Thanks to westside tavern. Tits nice avi! http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 15, 2008 - 1:13am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:09am.
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LOL! The thing that kills me is, she doesn't look that bad natural.
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It's true. She could actually work her own look, it would be cool. I would love to see her face more often.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 15, 2008 - 1:09am.
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LOL! The thing that kills me is, she doesn't look that bad natural. This girl and her poor self-esteem needs to get into therapy ASAP.

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I love that top. You can all go soak your heads.

There I said it.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 15, 2008 - 12:34am.

I don't know if DAE already posted this, but here's Christina recently sans makeup:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20233046,00.html

practically unrecognizable
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Whoa nelly. I wish she'd give us a chance to get used to her normal face. Cuz, honestly. That was scary.

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TeamManwhore's picture

Xtina should NEVER wear Pucci. It has to compete with her face and the colours just clash.

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QueenCharisma's picture

I don't know if DAE already posted this, but here's Christina recently sans makeup:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20233046,00.html

practically unrecognizable

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She looks harsh. Tranny look all the way.

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*seizure*

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cornpone's picture

goddamnit, that is just TOO MUCH MAKEUP. Too much!

I'm not sure if this has already been said, but you do have to give it to Christina....she reinvents herself every couple three yrs or so. Like Maddona did

I feel like if i stare too long, I might have a seizure from that horrid, ill-fitting top.

jalynne's picture

Time to bust out the post-cataract surgery glasses! She's outshining and blinding the poor rescue worker with reflective striping on his suit.

islandgirl's picture

Nits, I ALMOST said that... get oot a mah heed!
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DeeDee's picture

Bwahahaha Jane Winobox!

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Hysteria's picture

just checking in with the minority report. I love her bangs. It's a good look on her.

The top. The tittays.... WHOA. Agreed, toooo much.

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Vibrant and ALIVE!!

NitWitty's picture

I totally remember Rorschach from Welcome Back, Kotter. He cracked me up!
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Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 9:54pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 14, 2008 - 9:46pm.

O you're here...How are you guys able to see anything in here?!?
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did you adjust your monitor like MK said? Silly bitch. Next you'll be clicking on his embedded links!!
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Hey! Much better! I missed that part - I've been busy today...

But ...must.click.links...

PS. I LUVS your avvie!

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Hahahaha I know IG. I'm a perv.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 14, 2008 - 9:46pm.

O you're here...How are you guys able to see anything in here?!?
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did you adjust your monitor like MK said? Silly bitch. Next you'll be clicking on his embedded links!!

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DeeDee, Rorschach would have a field day with you!

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DeeDee's picture

I see four peens pointing to Christina's chichi area. This shirt design should be called the "pearl necklace."

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TITS, it was probably for your own good.

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Whoa, Samantha Fox is making a comeback?!

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TITS's picture

IG - having been tied to a tree myself - tell her to watch out for dog pee. best to sit on a tarp.

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angel_i's picture

O you're here...How are you guys able to see anything in here?!?

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola

islandgirl's picture

TITS, I'll tell her as soon as she unchains herself from the maple in their front yard.

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Submitted by TITS on October 14, 2008 - 9:26pm.

No! don't change a thing. Stangely, Gerard now looks very interested and turned on!!!!

Amazing array of avi's here today!!! NittWitty's bloody headless girl, angels chola Fergy, islandgirls spaz dancing, jusayins punching kittay.

:) :) :) :) :)

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TITS's picture

tell your mom I voted green.

If you're going to cast a protest vote - go all the way!

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Mr. Pres., I hope they do the right thing tomorrow, at least for my mother's sake. She's a card carrying tree hugger and won't be very happy if that Bozo gets re-elected.
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Hi, IG and everybody. I read on Drudge that it's Canuck election day today. Ours has been going on for two years and you guys just have had a couple of months. You've got the right idea.

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...she needs some friends, you know, the true kind that would never let you go out in public looking like Bozo the Clown.

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