I Blame The Mohawk
Janet Jackson hasn't performed in her Rock Witchu Tour since last month. It all started when she suddenly canceled her September 29th Montreal show, because she got sick or something during sound check. After that, she started axing dates left and right. She never gave a reason why. Some whores thought she was knocked up, others blamed her outfits and some said her tickets weren't selling so she pretended to be sick to save face. It looks like it was that damn Sanjaya mohawk on her head! Janet's spokeswhore said she's been suffering from a rare kind of migraine called vestibular migraine which causes her to experience vertigo. She's receiving treatment and is doing better.
Janet's whore said, "Janet is a world-class entertainer and needs to be at the top of her game to give her fans the show they expect. She's feeling much better and is ready to hit the road again."
People reports that she will perform tonight in Washington D.C. She was supposed to take the stage in NYC tomorrow, but that show has been rescheduled for November 1st. Janet's bitches are currently trying to work out new dates to make up for the postponed ones.
Bitch needs to release that mess on top of her head and let her brains breathe. JJ should also change all the costumes in her show, because looking at that shit can't be good on the brains. Personally, I still think she's traumatized from Troll Dupri barfing on her ass.
All her recent troubles started with the mohawk.
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Looking like those inflatable lawn decorations for Halloween.
She looks like she's walking on her hind legs, lol.
In that picture, she looks like she just duked in her pants and is trying to figure out how the fuck to get off stage without everybody seeing her shart! Like "damm it I thought I was just going to squeek a little one out".
Be proud girl!!
Submitted by NitWitty on October 15, 2008 - 9:04am.
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I hope this doesn't seem to stalker-ish but I just left up the Pam Anderson thread from yesterday and noticed your reply so I just tracked your latest thread. (Creepy!)
Anyways, I am a huge fan of Ryden but did you animate it? Or is he doing .gifs that I'm not aware of?
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
I think janet is preggers
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 15, 2008 - 2:06pm.
TITS: It's Catherine as Lola Heatherton, I think.
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awwwww fuk. I KNEW that. Honest.
I'll just go sit in the corner and watch my old sctv dvds.
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IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS FAT AND HER MUSIC SUCKS ASSHOLES!!
TITS: It's Catherine as Lola Heatherton, I think.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 9:58am.
Is that Catherine O'hara as Lola Falana?
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
If the cause was vestibular migraines one wonders how she can be so sure they won't come back?
Anyone with migraines here?
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Virtigo my ass!!!
I smell AIDS!!!!!
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HAHAHA!
i have always heard that janet is nothing less than a bonafide entertainer, 100% professional, and one of the hardest working in her industry... maybe she just buckled under the pressure, or maybe she feels like she is getting too old. and damn if she hasn't had to lose 438574878357 lbs with her flip flop dieting and "exercise" (aka lipo)
Didn't it start right after her husband or whatever he is barfed on her?
That's what you get when you have Blanket design your costume and hair-do.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
whatever janet...what happened to "the show must go on"?
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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it looks like circuits on a motherboard
it's the outfits!
a cankle spacesuit and 1985 hair would give anybody a migraine. yikes.
they are all just sick in the head. no rare diseases there...just hypocondria
What is it with the Jackson family having a monopoly on rare diseases?
Janet's vestibular migraines. Michael's vitiligo.
And, don't forget, Latoya's extremely rare necrotizing rhinofascitis.
Somebody should study these people. Or at least dump them on some stranded island so we'll never have to look at them again.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
All this talk about banana clips makes me think of my most favorite banana clip of all. The spray painted on that Lavar Burton wore on Star Trek: The Next Generation. That was some fancy shit.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
She is DONE. Why can't these older hos (Madge, I'm looking at you) give it a rest. The only excuse for Janet is that since MJ is broke she has to support the clan.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
poor Janet, I hope she feels better, even after everything she is still an inspiration and an icon!
she is however too old for her body to take whatever "stuff" she tries to do to it and then to go out and do those very energetic shows. She probably seriously dehydrated and depleted herself.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
She's startin' to look like Mr. T.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 15, 2008 - 9:32am.
I forgot about those too!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 15, 2008 - 9:32am.
banana clips were second only to the roach clips that had a big dyed feather attached that I wore in my hair..
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And here I thought those were strictly a fashion statement...I was so naive. ;)
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
CTH No you didn't!?!??! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh, and happy humptyday, beeches and basturds.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Where did I hear that poor ticket sales due to a toilet economy is responsible for celebs cancelling tour dates and blaming illness????
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 15, 2008 - 9:28am.
I forgot all about those! Remember the ones that had a wiglet attached too?
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LOL, I forgot about those ones!
I must have had them in every colour, but could only wear them for a few hours before it felt like my scalp was coming off....
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
dramaey! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
banana clips were second only to the roach clips that had a big dyed feather attached that I wore in my hair..
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
& hugs & kisses to my Snowy!
on topic: Ick. Never saw the appeal of JJ.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Tristram on October 15, 2008 - 9:25am
oh thats not true, i suffer from migraines badly and none of those things cause me to have one. everyone is different :P
Submitted by The C word on October 15, 2008 - 9:13am.
I forgot all about those! Remember the ones that had a wiglet attached too?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Oh hello thar! Ize looks like a goldun dnacun sawsuge! UHHHHHHH!!! Miss Jaxun if yer nastee!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
awww Janet. We'll always have Nasty!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
im surprised her head hasnt blown up to the size of a hot air balloon from the pressure of squeezing that fat ass into that tight jumpsuit...
i mean im no size zero, but man do i know my limits lol
I can see that migraines and vertigo might be a problem for a concert tour. She should cut back on the chocolate, cheese, and red wine. Maybe also fire her costume designer and makeup person.
Janet is fat again, her weight just see-saws and that can't be healthy. And you are right, greenfinch, she just sucks the wang!
@Angel-i okay well I never gave a flying fuck about her anway.
I've always been Team Tito myself.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
That fauxhawk reminds me of those banana clips we used to wear back in the day....now those f*ckers would give you migraines!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Miss Jackson, you used to make some really good music, but What Have You Done For Us Lately??
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 9:05am.
Does anyone really care about her anymore??
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Only those who really understand the word "commitment"...Like I said once before - you don't have to stay married, be loyal and honest in your job or with your boss, respect your elders or give back to your community...but never NEVER LEAVE YOUR POP ICON!
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and did her ass break free in that picture?
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Does anyone really care about her anymore??
Has her latest album even charted?
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
It's about time she gets a taste of her own medicine. Her singing has been giving me migraines for years.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
What a SORRY cry for attention!
tsk tsk how sad.
i blame the fact that she just plain old sucks ass?