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Miley, Miley, Miley... She might as well have handed this picture over on a silver platter with the newest copy of Photoshop and a Pedobear Approved sticker.
Someone should tell Miley that she's not in the backwoods anymore. There are spoons available for her to use. But something tells me Billy Ray Cyrus hid them all.
In other prostitot news, Miley has announced that she's just finished her first autobiography at the ripe old age of 15. OMG! LMAO! ROTFL! Miley said, "I'm not sure when it's going to come out. It's finished but you've got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while."
It's probably the first book to be written entirely through text and IM messages. It's going to be called: "DNT H8!!1!!! UR JST JELLIS!"
Here's more of Miley, her "way too hot for her" boyfriend and possum-haired Billy Ray at the Millions of Milkshakes event in Los Angeles yesterday. They named a milkshake after her! Billy Ray isn't in a lot of these pictures because he kept excusing himself to use the bathroom. And notice the last picture. Another gem brought to you by Pedobear!
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yeah, i don't get the feeind either. is she 6 months old ffs?! time to grab a fucking spoon.
She's wrote a book bout her fucking life story?/ what5 fucking life? She's still only fucking 15!! Christ almightly. No one should write about the life stories until they've actualy LIVED their livfe. People who are in the 50's, 60's + THOSE are that have a right to write their life stories because they've actually LIVED.
What has this brainless little twat got to write about about? "when I was 12 I broke a nail. It was a really hard time in my life..."
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even 15 year old miley is getting some! should i kill myself already!?
Sure he is 20, but he is very immature for his age.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
why does it seem like she's been 15 for like 3 years?
she's in training. her 100yr old BF taught her well. :(
Her boyfriend is so sexy. Unfortunately, he is a pedophile or he has the mind set of a 13 year old to be able to handle constant companionship with Miley.
Actually its probably both.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
and just look how many promise rings she has on
It's OK ... he's wearing a cross ... nothing's gonna happen between them
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 15, 2008 - 10:30am.
Her dog near the toppings bar is disturbing.
Why is he feeding her? Ugh, that photo is disturbing. All these people are disturbing...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Why is everyone feeding her! She is really starting to tick me off.
couple of years and Miley, Miley, Miley will end up like Marcia Marcia Marcia.
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Submitted by Tristram on October 15, 2008 - 10:13am.
completely agree. shouldnt have had minor at his house in first place. crazy...very dangerously close to rape...
Submitted by greenfinch on October 15, 2008 - 10:09am.
well hopfully she doesnt come to canada and get teabagged, cause who ever does it will get arrested...
That sounds like the right outcome when the victim is a passed-out minor. Also, the adult defendant deserves time in jail for being stupid enough to photograph the act.
You know Billy Ray and Joe Simpson just love this pic.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 15, 2008 - 10:10am.
i wouldnt call her pudgy, but she does have cro magnon head
Her "bf" looks so out of place with her, he's hot, 20 and looks like he'd be into other guys and she's a pudgy 15 year old girl who looks it. In those pictures he looks like her manny more than anything, especially in the one where it's feeding time. It looks like she should have a bib on and puking out food. She's a bland, big-toothed hillbilly mess, she needs to go away.
Miley is well on her way to become the next Lindsay Lohan...I cannot fucking wait!!!
That boyfriend of hers...he looks like he will fuck whatever to get his.
well hopfully she doesnt come to canada and get teabagged, cause who ever does it will get arrested...
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2008/10/15/7090906-sun.html
This boy looks pretty gay to me so I doubt he will be the one to knock her up before she reaches adulthood...
Does Billy Ray ever smile?
Submitted by urmomma on October 15, 2008 - 9:54am.
What could a 15 yr old offer a 20 yr old in the way of a relationship?
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In Underwear Model's case, it's probably the free publicity and perks that come with being part of a celeb's entourage (cuz I don't think it's her virginity!).
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I have a magazine clipping (People I think) taped to my filing cabinet at work. It's a 'What I'm Reading...' and this particular one features the vacuous Miley, looking very stupid and kind of fat. It reads;
"Einstein [by Walter Isaacson]. 'It's really random, but it was the biggest book in the bookstore and I was like, 'I wanna show how smart I can be!' So that's what I got.'"
I keep it taped up to serve as an example of the dumbing down of our society.
Why is this bint famous other than being the retarded spawn of a one hit wonder hillbilly?
Eeeeeewwwwwww. . .the last picture looks like he's her babysitter, not boyfriend! Sick- I can feel the vomit rising in my throat! What a way to start my morning.....
The last picture MK? What about the pic of her in profile being fed ice cream? That's gonna be the most photoshopped picture of the month.
Jeez, I'm stating the obvious.... 15 is way too young to be dating a 20 y/o. Who's collecting the money on the date she announces that she is knocked up?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
What could a 15 yr old offer a 20 yr old in the way of a relationship? Being who she is, she probably is slightly more mature that other children her age...does that matter?
(allow me to answer that.)
Nope. It is gross and dangerous.
Bad parenting choice. Bad.
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Billy Ray dun whored out his only daughter to git back in the public eye. And then he let's her date an adult who's at least finger banging her.
What a ruthless cunt. See you in hell Billy Boy.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
I for one find it refreshing to see a teenage girl
have fun acting like a teenage girl. I bet she is even wearing underwear.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Her boyfriend is f'ing HAWT!!!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Yeah, Snowpiece, I know. Le Sigh. I can't wait for the movie of the week dramatizing her life story! A star is born!
snow piece said fart!
I wish Miley had been a fart bubble instead of a zygote!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It reads
"So like, my mullet headed douchebag daddy had butt sex with satan and here I am, ya'll"
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
achey breaky fart
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Beaver choppers.
I pity parents in this day and age. This is what Disney is trying to pass off and clean and wholesome. This why parents need to turn off the tvs and ban internet access and make their children read.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
I just realized that people had sex with Billy Bob here BECAUSE of that song achey breaky heart.
I men some ho (her momma) dropped their panties BECAUSE of that fuckin song!
*shows my brain scan to you guys. Its just a piece of paper with one red, arrow straight, line on it*
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Trash. Fingers crossed she O.D.'s before reproducing.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
But does her milkshake bring all the rednecks to the barn?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
he's awfully cute tho! ♥
speaking of rubbing the cradle, LOL (typo left on purpose) :P
I mean the underwear model, not BRC
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"In other prostitot news, Miley has announced that she's just finished her first autobiography at the ripe old age of 15."
Unless she had sex for drugs, dated Michael Jackson and had a family syphillis crisis (looking at you Billy Ray) then I don't wanna hear it!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Billy Ray's soul patch needs to go the way of his mullet.
Ewww she be doin the butt all night long with that thar craddle robber!
Parent approved fuckey fuckey times is always a mothafuckinstupid idea! Knocked up times!
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IV: Unforch I bet it will be #1 on the NYT best seller list~ the power of the prostitot is HUGE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jesus christ, are you shitting me? It will be three pages long on stapled-together assignment notebook paper with her I's dotted with hearts. This kid is 15! I have shoes older than that. She has done jack shit that anyone would want to hear. Her life story could be a Teen Beat four-page spread peppered with photos.
Sheer FUCKERY!
When are these hookers-in-training going to learn to keep their gobs closed? Ugh.
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