Wednesday, October 15th 2008

Four Amazing Words


La Pequeña Sarah Palin!! This shit can't get any better. This whole video is set to Dolly Parton's "9 to 5." AND La Pequeña is wearing a bootleg Baywatch bikini. This is what dreams are made of!

If you can only watch a little bit of this video, slap yourself with a little person. After you do that, skip to the 55 second mark and watch La Pequeña Sarah Palin say "I don't want war, I love peace" before stroking her lady bulge.

We can all shut down our computers for the week. The internet has done its job.

Thanks Mari

Posted by: Michael K
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Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 6:15pm.

YAY! LA PEQUENA!!!
For HS of the year!

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 3:47pm.

will machine ever be unmasked?
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs

SpiceDong's picture
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 2:45pm.

LOL
She heard my prayers from last week...I knew this was coming.
Awesome...and Sarah has one scary bulge...

Excuse me, now I need to go puke!

See You Next Tuesday's picture
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 2:07pm.

Is it wrong that I want Machine to come dance for me? As long as he leaves the mask on.....

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 1:20pm.

O Pequena...how I love you so....

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola

paulapoo's picture
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 12:46pm.

"abort it's no good" LMAO. He makes more sense than the real Sarah Palin.

zandra's picture
Submitted by zandra on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 12:10pm.

La Pequeña has her little midgit peen on the very pulse of American politics! Love it!!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 11:48am.

Dude, he's packing some heat!

And the fucker still has longer arms than I do! I hate my T-Rex arms.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

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Submitted by gina latina on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 11:44am.

She's a much better VP choice than the real Mooseolini.

LA PEQUENA FOR PRESIDENTE OF THE WORLD!!!

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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

moike's picture
Submitted by moike on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 11:26am.

Love me, love La Pequena!

Submitted by justjane on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 11:07am.

This is why LaPequena IS Hot Slut of the Year! Abandoned couch doesn't stand a chance.

Miss November's picture
Submitted by Miss November on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 11:05am.

Yes biatches! Loved that shit!!!!!!!

JillyPoo's picture
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 10:28am.

Ahahahahhaah YES! I love this little man and everything he does, but THIS video tops them all! The evil laugh, dancing with Machine, the beauty pageant getup... My day is complete now that i've seen this.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Stoney's picture
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 10:18am.

It's peen makes me very unconfortable.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 10:08am.

i'm horrified and amused at the same time....
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs

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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 10:06am.

I love La Pequena and Machine.
thank you Michael K for brightnening my otherwise loser workday!!

Submitted by chichi on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:59am.

I can't even watch the shit. I don't think midgets are cute or funny. In fact they creep me out.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:39am.

BWAHAHAHA! My boss just told me she watched it. She said, "I wanted to watch it again, but I felt so perverted!"
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:28am.

La Paquena never disappoints.

You just know if the real Sarah Palin ever sees this she'll be calling her African anti-witch doctor asking for special prayers.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:22am.

Drama: LMAO

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:22am.

I just went and paid my mortgage. I have $150 left in the damn bank. WHYYYYYY am I killing myself like this when the whole world is going to hell because of people NOT paying?
I need to watch La P SP again to calm down.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:21am.

Kdracofan: I KNOW! That dance reminds me of some of those interactive Hallmark cards where you can make someone dance different ways. Viva La Pequena Sarah Palin!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:18am.

Drama.... so I watched the video and these are my comments:

:13 sec mark: LOVE the dance. I will forever dance like that.

:56 sec mark: I NEED A SHOWER - I feel so dirty!!!!!!!!!

HE FORGOT TO BLINK?! How did La Pequeña NOT BLINK?!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:16am.

madame s.
hahah, I was hoping you'd show up, did you hear the national broadcast siren that this video was up? LOL

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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:14am.

Fucking. Phenomenal.

And I'm with Christine The Hoff... La Pequena is so much hotter than Palin it's not even funny.

I'll be back to watch this video about 50 more times today.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:14am.

C'mon, Kdracofan! Come to the dark side! No guts, no glory!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:14am.

Viva La Pequena!

putsomestankonit, LOVE Lola Heatherton! I wanna have all your babies!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:10am.

OMG La Pequena as Sarah Palin! I'm now in love with La Pequena, this is priceless!! How friggin choice!!

Down with the anti-abortion, shooting wolves from helicopters, empty pantsuit of a female candidate from Alaska!!

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:10am.

best thing i've seen all month.

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:09am.

Drama: Ok but if I have nightmares I am calling you, no matter the time ok!? LOL

princesszoey's picture
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:09am.

O M G, M K !!! I was not ready for La Pequeña's mini-me. at the 0:43 sec mark, you can see the miniature pequenita dangling...

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:07am.

Kdracofan: DO IT! You won't be sorry! I even sent it on to my boss & our CFO.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:04am.

Drama: You are a brave soul for watching it - I will not! I scurred!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:02am.

I never want to see La Pequena caressing his man meat again. Blech!

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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great

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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:01am.

You're welcome, my lovely eternal slutbag ;)
L♥VE,
PCA aka Mari

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 9:01am.

Oh. my. god. MUST. BREATHE!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

christine the hoff's picture
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:59am.

HAHAHA
she's prettier than the chilly hillbilly, that's for sure.
I'm for peace, and she strokes her, whatever she/he has in the pants.

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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:59am.

For the 1st time ever, I am afraid to watch a 'La Pequeña' video

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

islandgirl's picture
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:55am.

Submitted by Tristram on October 15, 2008 - 10:16am.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 10:11am.
Who knew La Pequeña was packing?

That's Pequeña La Pequeña.
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Haha, you got that right! More like a chorizo, if you will.

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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West

PurpleNeon's picture
Submitted by PurpleNeon on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:49am.

she really grosses me out

JenMessapotamia's picture
Submitted by JenMessapotamia on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:49am.

I LOVE every second of this! What a great way to start the week.

God, getting 2 days off for ColumboDay is tiring, this is the boost that I needed

LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:49am.

HA HA HA HA HA Im going to get kicked out of my building for laughing to fucking loud!
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Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:48am.

HA HA HAHAHAH. The evil laff was priceless.
Fuck Sarah Palin. Fuck Tina Fey. La Paquena as Sarah Palin foreverrrrrrrrr

Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:48am.

There are no words....

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:46am.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 10:11am.
Who knew La Pequeña was packing?

That's Pequeña La Pequeña.

StewieGriffin's picture
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:46am.

Genius. I love the part where he gives an evil laugh after saying if McCain dies she'll be president because you know that's exactly how the real Palin sounds when she thinks the same thing.

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:46am.

the tears are running down my face.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Mrs. Gosling's picture
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:45am.

So she is a man?? She confuses me beyond belief..i am entertained and grossed out all at the same time

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:45am.

ALRIGHT. At the :57 second mark, is he strokin his midge peen????? OMG!!! I'll never get clean!!!

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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo

islandgirl's picture
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 8:41am.

Who knew La Pequeña was packing?

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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West

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