Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 16, 2008 - 4:49am.
Shocking. I hope you're recovered.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 16, 2008 - 4:42am.
What on earth is a 'beer pub'? As opposed to a 'water pub'?
i've been to a "water pub" before. never do that again... all the water was beered down!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Let's face it, Madonna was never cut out to be an Englishman's wife...hunting?...going to the the local beer pub?
What on earth is a 'beer pub'? As opposed to a 'water pub'?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I'm SHOCKED. Only not.
And Guy Ritchie is hot & yes I'd hit it. I bet he's hot to trot, especially if he's been getting Vadge's iron vagina for 7/8 years.
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Horray for Guy! Congratulations! Maybe he now can start dating women again.
I always secretly hoped that Sean Penn and Madonna would get back together again.
What? Damn that's fucked up. I'm not a fan but divorce is not something I wish on any husband and wife.
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Y'all are cruel. Divorce is hard on peeps. That being said, I'd hit both of 'em.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Why is Madonna a whore
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I dunno. Honestly, I think she was born like that.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 6:36pm.
she definitely made a splash in the beginning, and deservedly so, however, I, like many others, think it's time for her to hang it up and retreat from the entertainment business.
Nothing lasts forever.
Not even George Burns.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
OK, look, you are a devoted, loyal fan and that is admirable.
I just don't like her, never really did.
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Well, I grew up listening to her. I was in my early 20s when she came out with Express Yourself, and Vogue. Those videos alone were some of her greatest work if you ask me, but again I'm a fan. I was also a big fan of George Michael's "Too Funky" video, which I thought was the shit too!
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
OK, look, you are a devoted, loyal fan and that is admirable.
I just don't like her, never really did.
P.S. Geroge Burns was still performing at 98. Him I like.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I just think people will put her down no matter what she does, simply because she's a very powerful woman, who is, by the way still doing concert tours at 50! Not many people can do that and put on a great show.
I never said she wasn't talented.
Wow, breaking out the personal insults.
Hit a nerve?
Jesus.
So, if he cheated on her, he's a whore too. THEY BOTH ARE!
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Ya know what? There doesn't have to be a bad guy and a good guy. In fact there rarely is, even though that is the way people would like to make it seem, e.g., Charlie Sheen and Denise Richrds.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Water seeks its own level.
The rocks in his head fit the holes in hers.
They are both self-promoting HWOREZ.
Does that work for you?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Madonna doesn't have a type:
Sean Penn
Warren Beatty
Carlos Leon
Vanilla Ice
Dennis Rodman
Guy
and countless no names in her early career.
She'll fuck whoever will get her to where she wants to go at the moment.
Well you must be living under a rock or in a dungeon, because it's known fact that Guy has cheated on her a gazillion times. Who's the whore now?
talent for self promotion
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
OK, let's discuss.
Why is Madonna a whore?
She's a whore because she would sell her grandmother to the Arabs to get attention.
NEXT!!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
She's not a whore, and she more likely has more talent in her little finger than your whole family put together...stop being jealous hater. Just imagine what you will be doing at 50! LOL
She continued the facade that she was a happily married woman. Denied all reports of trouble in her marriage. She IS STILL a married woman until her divorce is final. Seperated or not.
W H O R E!!!!!!
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Why is Madonna a whore
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if you have to ask...
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Why is Madonna a whore if she was separated from Guy for a year, and slept with A-Rod? A-Rod's the whore in all this, and the cheater if this is in fact true. I'm not saying it was great for Madonna to eff a married man, but maybe he threw himself on her, and she couldn't resist. We all know if it was a woman throwing herself at a man she would be called a whore. Let's face it our society is sexist.
Of course I don't think LOOKS make a marriage, but he just seems soooo boring, and not her type from the get go. In fact Carlos Leon seemed more her type.
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Let's face it, Madonna was never cut out to be an Englishman's wife.
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she was cut out to be a self-aggrandizing whore and she's done damn fine job, too!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on October 15, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Breaking news from the Associated Press:
She also announced that following her recovery from hip replacement, she will be embarking on what her PR person referred to as the "Depends Tour" which will kick off by playing at the "Sunset Retirment Center" in Ocala Florida on November 23, 2009".
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if I hop on my Rascal right now I might be able to make it.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by stinkbutt on October 15, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Good for Madonna!!! Guy Ritchie is a DRIP!!! BORING!!! Untalented, NOT CUTE or HOT for that matter. I don't know why she ever bothered with this one. Let's face it, Madonna was never cut out to be an Englishman's wife...hunting?...going to the the local beer pub? She needs to get back to what she's really passionate about, which is the hot Latins.
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Are you fucking serious? Looks are not what make a marriage, nor what may attract someone to another.
And yes, cheat on the father of your child, breaking up that home. There is something to praise about, all so she can go about fucking hot latin peen.
Asshole.
Good for Madonna!!! Guy Ritchie is a DRIP!!! BORING!!! Untalented, NOT CUTE or HOT for that matter. I don't know why she ever bothered with this one. Let's face it, Madonna was never cut out to be an Englishman's wife...hunting?...going to the the local beer pub? She needs to get back to what she's really passionate about, which is the hot Latins.
Breaking news from the Associated Press:
"Following the announcement of her pending divorce from Guy, Madonna promptly announced she is moving back to the USA and has indeed filed for both Social Security and Medicare so she could afford her divorce and still have both hips replaced immediately following the completion of her Menopause Tour. She also announced that following her recovery from hip replacement, she will be embarking on what her PR person referred to as the "Depends Tour" which will kick off by playing at the "Sunset Retirment Center" in Ocala Florida on November 23, 2009".
I feel vindicated for some reason
Guy Richie is a hot piece. He deserves better than that dried up hag anyway. I'll bet he made out like a King!
Whatever, Vadge is bitchy I'm sure, but that woman works her ass off.
And his movies might have just been bad, not because of her. Perhaps the conflict is that she's also a director now, and her movie (I saw the trailor) actually looks more interesting and less wannabe-pretentious than his usually are? I mean, Lock Stock was awesome and so was Snatch, but how long can you carry the same macho man schtick without losing your creativity?
I think she's more talented than he is, and that's usually how marriages between two creatives end. The woman beats him in his own game, thinking he'll support her no matter what.
But the A-rod thing is definitely a publicity sham for both Madge and A-rod. She has to look sexually viable and he needs more attention since his career is also in the tank.
As for the kids, she always seemed like a good Mom since she never had one. Lola carries herself well, and she doesn't seem to have the same destiny as a lot of fucked up celebrity kids.
And how do you know what she's like in private with a man? A LOT of successful women put up with stupid shit behind the scenes because their prospects for love can be low, especially those in older generations- she is 50.
Y'all stop hating!
Good. Maybe he can start makin' good films again.
I will gladly take him off her spidery hands.
Submitted by Emeriesan on October 15, 2008 - 3:18pm.
PS
Did anyone read the Guardian Online review of Rock n'Rolla? It was hilarious.
It is and here it is- thanks!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/05/thriller
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I knew they'd wait until one/both had movies out.
Ah, sweet bliss. So glad to see that Guy is attempting to reclaim his balls. I betcha he woke up one morning, realized "I'm married to a sour old egomaniacal hag who thinks the world revolves around her worn-out vagina when I could be pulling hawt blonde young things! What's wrong with me?"
And oh yay, now we get months and months of Mad Madge desperately chasing way-younger men when she's not crank-calling her ex and desperately trying to avoid paying alimony. She thinks that exercise can turn back the clock, so it'll be hilarious
She'll have lots of plastic surgery and then have a "I'm sexier than ever even though I'm your grandma's age" tour to show Guy what he's missing. She'll start going around the bend after that.
I'm SO looking forward to that.
Please don't tell me that this annoying bitch may be moving back to the states. I'm surprised Guy stuck around as long as he did.
Ha! I like Julie Burchill. She rocks at seeing through English upper class bullshit!
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Did anyone read the Guardian Online review of Rock n'Rolla? It was hilarious.
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I think Julie Burchill summed him up neatly.
"The sorry spectacle of public schoolboys making films about how well-dressed, witty and cool working-class sociopaths are continues with the forthcoming Snatch, the latest film by Guy Ritchie, whose mother is a Lady, whose sister is a Tabitha, and who obviously got that impressive-looking scar by falling off his pony and landing on his silver spoon."
I'm no fan of Vadge in recent years what with the obsessive exercise, mad religon and baby buying but he's worse. At least she's given us a few good songs, he's given us bugger all.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by KidL on October 15, 2008 - 2:21pm.
To be fair, Guy's "mockney" accent is just as fake as her's
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Merci Creepella :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 15, 2008 - 2:32pm.
IMO, Madonna only did this menopause tour so she could *afford* the divorce. It's going to cost her a vadge and a leg.
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LMAO!
I have nothing after that one.
Ha. This is so *rich* on so many levels.
BTW, as I see it, ALL men like to be bossed around.
YES! Well that's the boring parts done. IMO, Madonna only did this menopause tour so she could *afford* the divorce. It's going to cost her a vadge and a leg.
NOW. Who gets what? What ho has to pay which ho? and who the ho gets David Banda? That poor kid can't win.
Heh - and now Vadge will probably start parading around with her version of Cher's Bagel Boy. She's about the right age for it - 55? I can't imagine that she'd be able to interest anyone famous in aligning himself with her, so she'll have to pick some pretty, impoverished unknown actor or musician (more Carlos Leon than Guy Ritchie). I doubt that ARod will have anything to do with her outside of a curiosity shag - he's got enough money that he can get all the young, lissome honeys he wants (and I don't think he's a famewhore of the John Mayer variety).
Sorry, Madonna - as cougars go, you're no Demi Moore. You too scary.
To be fair, Guy's "mockney" accent is just as fake as her's. I don't feel too bad for him since he stands to get a possible $150 MILLION for being Mr. Madonna for nearly 8 years. Not too bad!
Submitted by TITS on October 15, 2008 - 2:09pm.
And you just know her latkes are like shot puts!
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and her matzoh balls are like golf balls!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on October 15, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Heh - and now Vadge will probably start parading around with her version of Cher's Bagel Boy.
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Yeah, whatever happened to him?
There needs to be a site tracking all these failed hw people telling us what happened to them. Ex lovers/spouses too.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I highly doubt Madonna observes the Sabbath and keeps it holy.
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And you just know her latkes are like shot puts!
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