Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
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Submitted by Mrs. Nordy on October 15, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Can you imagine living with that bitch for that long?! I am serious. SHE is the problem. I don't care who you put her with she is a control freak.
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Prolly he was initially attracted to her strength and take charge attitude and ultimately it is whar drove him away.
Always seems to work that way.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
come to think of it...she is a succubus indeed already...she sucked the hot out of Guy Ritchie. Guess it is time for her to younger and more virile flesh. Let's see who is next in her chocha. Counting 3, 2, 1...
You know who would be perfect for her? Donald Trump. The two are so full of themselves that they'd have a blast trying to outdo each other.
I wonder if she A Rod are going to hook up now.
Hopefully she will become "interesting" again when she drops the British accent and starts doing slutty shit as she used to. That will be fun and we'll all have front row seats to this debacle.
That poor guy. Imagine being tethered to that ravening Botoxed creature for 8 long years. I'll bet Sean Penn has already called him up to say "FREE AT LAST, you poor mofo - why didn't you follow my example and get out while the gettin' was good?" I knew something was up when people actually sunk money into his Sherlock Holmes movie (and anted up to pay hot-slut-of-the-minute RDJ) - the money people probably stipulated in their contracts that Madonna and her stink-up-the-movies taint be kept far, far away from the shoot.
Congratulations, Guy - you got out alive.
Can you imagine living with that bitch for that long?! I am serious. SHE is the problem. I don't care who you put her with she is a control freak.
I read her brother's book and I swear I could not put it down. I knew she was a nightmare!
long live cholas! (or at least Lourdes)
She's a hypocrite, but we all know that already.
I hope he gets half of her worth because he deserves it for dealing with her craziness for 9 years.
Way to go Guy. Now, maybe Katie will be next.
MADONNA AND GUY DO NOT HAVE A PRENUP!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Farrah on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 15, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I have a feeling that she'll just rename herself Moses and move to Israel.
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no, thanks, we already had a Moshe and we're cool with him. I can't picture my people following her roided up ass through the desert, we wouldn't make it! this bitch works out four hours every fucking day, at least the original Moses was an old dude and it was easy to follow him around.
Anyway, i'll discuss the topic with Mrs. Kravitz and PSL.
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I highly doubt Madonna observes the Sabbath and keeps it holy.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
That suck.
she´s not a very good jew, and an even worse catholic, maybe a super cabbalist, but I´ll mostly think of her as a superb failure of a wife...
Seriously, Madonna is going to be the biggest succubus this world has ever seen when she dies...
Going to be? She is the Succubus Queen. Bitch belongs on Supernatural.
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Now Vadge will buy a school next to Okra's in Africa and they will be rivals, Vadge's will be co-ed.
Skeletina will be head master and her and Vadge will live narcissistically forever after.
"OUR LADIES OF IMMACULATE POWER VAGINA ACADEMY"
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I can smell Madonnas pussy juice from here....freak'n oversexed whore. I just know that her vag eats peen like a 20 pack a day smoker smokes cigarettes on a binge...if it goes 5 min without a peen in it, it starts twitch'n and sh*t. Seriously, Madonna is going to be the biggest succubus this world has ever seen when she dies...
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Just imagine what that poor guitar on stage is gonna be put through now. Is it possible to feel bad for a guitar??
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:59am.
Chimp : ITA Lock Stock is the best. I have my hopes high for R&R tho but we shall see.
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What? It's true!
ONT: Let's face it. He hasn't made a good movie since he married her. She's a soul sucker.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on October 15, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Funny. I've lived in South Korea for 6 years and I still know my r's from my l's.
Although more and more people mistake me for Aussie or Canadian these days.
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Perhaps Guy can get back to making decent films again without the bad luck charm of Vadgezilla to drag him down..
A viewing of their "Swept Away"is in order now as the final death knoll sounds upon the unholy alliance of those 2.
Vadge just because you married a director doesnt mean you will ever be in league with Cher, a brilliant actress and entertainer.
Ive head stories about her 2fisted tightwadedness, nobody EVER gets a comp ticket to her concerts. LOL.. Whores always get paid,OK?
LOL @ the British accent MK, trust me & other ex-pats when they say , after you've lived in the UK for years , you do start to pick it up , just not as heavily pronounced as "The English Hose" does.
Oh well... now its back to bumping "roided up vajay-jays" with ARod.. our fave streaks and tips , code urrange tanning mess of a new monied Latino douchebag Republikkkan. You 2 deserve each other.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,Kate Hudson's not leaving with it"- MK
I think she would have got more and better publicity and attention for this if she'd admitted it years ago as opposed to dragging it out in this endless charade. I'm so bored of the subject now I really couldn't have cared a less if they both ran round London naked declaring it on matching snadwich boards. The problem with Madonna is the older she gets, the duller her love life becomes. She's just not fresh meat any longer, who cares who she's shagging - certainly not me. Guy is so much better off without him (typo but it stays for obvious reasons!), he still looks hot, has plenty of good years left in him before he starts losing it and hey, maybe even his career will improve without the Vadge hanging round his neck like an Albatross all the time. I couldn't care less about the divorce, but I could care a less that he will find someone younger and hotter than Vadge, and who knows they may even be a nice person to boot! Divorce will be the best thing that ever happened to Guy for sure.
B-b-but I thought they were going to last forever!!!
Who the fuck cares.
Hopefully this means that she will stop making sucky music and get back to her old self. She hasn't made any good music since she married Guy. Maybe she'll even get back together with Sean. That would be hot!
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That´s great news!!! I never understood why in the hell he married that hag. Hopefully he will be able to get his once promising career back on track.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 15, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
The image of Madonna leading thousands of her crazed fans through a desert is too much - LMAO!
I'm surprised that she hasn't set her own bush on fire and used it to speak to her crazed fans.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
The image of Madonna leading thousands of her crazed fans through a desert is too much - LMAO!
I'm surprised that she hasn't set her own bush and tried to sing through her twat.
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Madonna's Kabbalah spell wore off....now onto Arod with his perfectly tweezed brows, bleached tipped hair, and a perfectly waxed landing strip on his peen. Oh Vadge please go away! My eyes and ears feel raped everytime I see you or hear you.
LONDON - Madonna and filmmaker Guy Ritchie will end their marriage after nearly eight years, the couple said in a joint statement Wednesday.
The couple asked the media to “maintain respect for their family at this difficult time,” said the statement, e-mailed to The Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s publicist.
A financial settlement has not been agreed by the wealthy couple, who must also decide child custody issues.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 15, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I have a feeling that she'll just rename herself Moses and move to Israel.
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no, thanks, we already had a Moshe and we're cool with him. I can't picture my people following her roided up ass through the desert, we wouldn't make it! this bitch works out four hours every fucking day, at least the original Moses was an old dude and it was easy to follow him around.
Anyway, i'll discuss the topic with Mrs. Kravitz and PSL.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 15, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Wow, this is going to be ugly. It's common knowledge that Madge is super stingy... I'm told she never picks up the tab in restaurants when she's dining out with friends. Even though she was a notorious moocher when she started out...
If that's true, I'd love to see what she leaves her kids, probably cone bras and botox injections. She'll most likely line her casket with the rest of her money.
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Submitted by Chimp on October 15, 2008 - 11:57am.
I have seen the first two (although I disagree about Snatch, I liked it a lot). I forgot all about Revolver.
Wow, this is going to be ugly. It's common knowledge that Madge is super stingy... I'm told she never picks up the tab in restaurants when she's dining out with friends. Even though she was a notorious moocher when she started out...
Submitted by luckycharms on October 15, 2008 - 11:47am.
Now that she realizes Obama is probably going to win the election, she is ready to rejoin American society. That's why she is doing it. Palthrow is probably right behind her.
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So we should all go republican to keep them out of the country?
i cannot stand this woman. she bought into her own hype long ago and it's really ruined her.
when she was starting out, she was a fun slut who wanted to be famous. then, somebody must have fed her a bunch of bs because she started in with the "i'm going to be ironic. i'm going to be controversial" crap, as if she even knew what those words meant when she was on her knees begging jellybean benitex for studio time.
as if that wasn't bad enough, she had to sink her claws into guy ritchie and ruin his career right as he was starting to get noticed.
f her. f her 'english rose' bs. f her bulging veins.
...i hate myself for like "four minutes". i made myself stand in the corner for an hour after buying it on itunes. i'm so ashamed.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 15, 2008 - 12:10pm.
LOL at the comments on her accent!
Worst still, is that when she get's on stage she starts screeching in her native tongue - all the while rubbing her pussy like Aladdin's lamp!
Aladdin's lamp contained something very valuable that would make your dreams come true. Vadge's vadge contains a slimy substance unable to be identified by scientists and can burn your fingers down to the bone. I fail to see the comparison.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 15, 2008 - 12:10pm.
all the while rubbing her pussy like Aladdin's lamp!
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HAHA
She gets three fishes!
those claws...she should change her name to gollum already
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Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!
Of course, you know, this means war.
LOL at the comments on her accent!
Worst still, is that when she get's on stage she starts screeching in her native tongue - all the while rubbing her pussy like Aladdin's lamp!
VERY much the English rose.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 15, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Guy's not so much divorcing Madge as escaping her and her Ego. And her fake, toffy-nosed accent.
and her mustache
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Lolo.. you can call me whatever you want, as long as it's purple draaaank
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 12:08pm.
gyeah thanks so much, I will do that! ♥♥♥
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Alright, peace out piece.
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gyeah thanks so much, I will do that! ♥♥♥
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Yall know Madonna has her bitches putting stories out there that Guy was a Gold Digger and shit like that?
I would not doubt that this will get kind ugly, just like her chin hairs.
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I have family who live and work on a farm down in England, and they're actually quite close to Vadge's home. Or one of them at least, I couldn't tell you how many properies she owns.
Anyway, apparently her controlling self completely ruined some very popular walking routes through the country side. The routes that wandered near her property were strictly prohibited.
Hopefully she'll move back to America and stop terrorising England and Scotland - they married in Scotland if memory serves me correctly - with her crass ways.
I have a feeling that she'll just rename herself Moses and move to Israel.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Guy's not so much divorcing Madge as escaping her and her Ego. And her fake, toffy-nosed accent.
snowp-ice, tell them you referred me. I was there Oct 7th, 4 o' clock. I think they said you get 20% off on your next one.
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Submitted by KD on October 15, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Are madonna's 2 kids with Guy or some other guy?
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Rocco is Guy's.
And Lola is Carlos' - the other guy;)
PS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was the only thing she had left that made her viable! Fuck you, Madonna.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:59am.
Chimp : ITA Lock Stock is the best. I have my hopes high for R&R tho but we shall see.
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Lock Stock gave me anxiety attacks because i couldn't understand a word.
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