Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
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gyeah LMAO thanks! that's awesome!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:59am.
Chimp : ITA Lock Stock is the best. I have my hopes high for R&R tho but we shall see.
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the bitter taste left by revolver is too much that i don't want to watch another guy ritchie mob film again!! but i am looking forward to sherlock holmes! although that may be because of Robert Downey Jr....
Ive only got four minutes til some ho calls county on me and stuffs my sock slot in slammer times!
ha ha ha snow and speakit!
Speak it can i call you Speak Easy cause id like to buy you a draaaaaaaaaaank!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:53am.
gyeah yeah that's the thing your hair is not as straight as with the J. It's really more about the frizzies which I had really bad. Anyway, I hope you are not too disappointed! What did you tell them my name was snowoiece? LOL how cute is that!
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No i said "a girl from DLISTED, you know what DLISTED is, right? and he was like "no?", and i was like "IT'S ONLY LIKE, THE BEST SITE EVER?? YOU BETTER GET YOUR SWEET ASS ON IT!!"
No i'm not disappointed because my hair is really shiny and soft, it's all good. I realized the J is a better option for me because i only need to do my roots (kitchens and cowlicks and around ears) the rest of my hair is fine. With Brazil it's the whole head which leaves it way too flat for my taste but, again, it's very shiny and looks really healthy so i ain't mad at all. I'd do it again for overall appearance. Call them say Large Marge sent ya.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Are madonna's 2 kids with Guy or some other guy?
On the View, Barbara Walter's said, that at a Madonna concert recently Madonna told the audience, "you all need to stand up this is not a Barbara Striesand concert".
F!ck you Madonna, I paid for this damn seat and I will put my butt in it while you entertain ME!
I still have never seen their wedding pictures. I know it was ultra-secret, wasn't some guy hiding in the church for days with a trash bag to pee in, or am I thinking of some other event?
Submitted by Nndroid on October 15, 2008 - 11:56am.
I love DListed but can we have credit where credit's due? The Sun didn't break this story, it was DListed's comrade in gossip, Holy Moly! in the UK: http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/madonna-hires-mccartney-lawyer-to-nego...
They had it in JUNE...
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i think MK's post today is about Madge's spoke bitch confirming this.. ! yea there's always been speculations about laywers and stuff.
holymoly mentioned nothing of the confirmation by madge's spokewhore.... it was all heard on the grapevine info.
Chimp : ITA Lock Stock is the best. I have my hopes high for R&R tho but we shall see.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Meh, Madonna is such a cold hearted bitch, shes one of those people that will probably die alone and bitter.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Sorry stank and Ricky...Rape is not funny
I'm from planet YOUR ANUS! hooo haaaaa LOLO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 15, 2008 - 11:52am.
My friend said that you knew the marriage was over once Guy Ritchie starting making good movies again. "Rock and Rolla" might suck (the title isn't great) but I'm willing to bet that it's as good as his other, Madonna-less films.
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im not sure if that means you havent seen his earlier films... but Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels was fantastic - a cult classic.
Snatch - eh, ok.
Revolver - smelt like a bad madge vadge!
Lolo, yous a crazy beesh. I like it.
I love DListed but can we have credit where credit's due? The Sun didn't break this story, it was DListed's comrade in gossip, Holy Moly! in the UK: http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/madonna-hires-mccartney-lawyer-to-nego...
They had it in JUNE...
@Mrs. G well it wasn't funny and he didn't want it. They were going through a dry spell and she couldn't stand it that's why she sexually assualted him. I don't know why he didn't press charges, I would have. I wouldn't have given a damn if it were my spouse. Stop means stop.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Christine Hoff ~ how about Madge and the following:
Gerard Butler
Clive Owen
Hugh Jackoffman
Jonas Douchebrothers
I bet she will go Gayelle since that's the trendy thing nowadays.
I can see her hooking up with Megan Fox or someone equally skanky like Madge.
Why adopt if you know you are getting a divorce in the next 5 minutes? awww so much for stability.
Team Guy
Madonna needs someone like Sean Penn again in her life....a real bad mofo who would smack a bitch with a God complex up. That'd fix her!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
So, I guess this photo was taken **before** the cheek implants?!
I have such ill feelings for this woman.
well at you know this will make Madonna The Movie more interesting...
cause you know there will be one!
Submitted by Janet Planet on October 15, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:45am.
i'm from the planet of knowing what i'm talking about, and you?
Youve only got four minutes to realize im not the only one who thinks Madonna is a roided up bitch who beat Guy!
Shes a very Freaky Girlllllll
The kind you wont take home to Mothaaaaaaaaa
Cause she will prolly beat your Grammy down
And talk about how the event was spirituaaalllll
Shes Roid Head Freak
Roid Head Freak
SHE SUPPPA FREAK-AY!
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gyeah yeah that's the thing your hair is not as straight as with the J. It's really more about the frizzies which I had really bad. Anyway, I hope you are not too disappointed! What did you tell them my name was snowoiece? LOL how cute is that!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Janet Planet on October 15, 2008 - 11:48am.
I'm from the planet of logic and what makes sense.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
"Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 15, 2008 - 11:43am.
LMAO raped by your wife....I mean rape isnt funny but seriously???"
Haha yeah, it's as funny as the thought of a husband raping his wife LOL. Hilarious, isn't it? SHE OWES IT TO HIM!@!#@!$!@$#
Dumbass.
Oh wow!!!! I doubt my Bf would complain if I did that to him Lmao...but seriously wow...
My friend said that you knew the marriage was over once Guy Ritchie starting making good movies again. "Rock and Rolla" might suck (the title isn't great) but I'm willing to bet that it's as good as his other, Madonna-less films.
you only have 4 minutes to adopt another child....
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
Vadge is a cunty, used up, bitchy, fucktarded whore. I'm glad that man finally came to his senses. UGH
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RIMADYL KILLS
moaning, farrah
she strikes me as the type who, if you hit her, you best kill her, cause she's gonna bounce back up and fuck you all up.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:44am.
I believe she beat Guy.
Youve only got four minutes to beat your husband!
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WELL GAWDDAMN GIVE ME TRAVEL TIME!! *floors it*
YESSSSSSSS GUUUUURL, I went. I think i like the J more, for my type of hair and my expectations. But it was gooood, my hair looks lustrous and luxuriouso but way too flat. It's so much different than the J.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 11:42am.
If anyone believes that megalomaniacal roided up Madge would let Guy abuse her once before she stuck a fire poker through his chest, you're insane. That poor man probably had to sleep at the foot of the bed and ask to take a shit.
Team Guy.
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*stumbling in the room*
WORD.
You can only wonder what other tortures poor dude had to go through. Hopefully, he'll get enough $$$$ to go back making some decent movie.
morning, beeshes. Yes i know it's fucking noon, but morning, beeshes.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 11:46am.
CTH... 4...3...3...1... Turd burglar!!
Hershey highway pile driver!!
Stock
I like your theory, but she's too old for those men, they would like the nublie young things.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Wish I could say I give a sh*t, but I don't...and don't feel sorry for her, behind the facade is a cold hearted, power hungry, uncaring bitch who uses everyone and anything around her for her own personal gain.
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:45am.
i'm from the planet of knowing what i'm talking about, and you?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 15, 2008 - 11:43am.
LMAO raped by your wife....I mean rape isnt funny but seriously???
I was told that he woke up in the middle of the night and found her sucking on his peen. She said "I'm gagging for it." He told her to stop and she wouldn't. And she's a big momma, then she got on top of him did her thing and went to sleep. He said he was pinned by her weight and couldn't fight her off. I was apalled by it. But she's known to be a gross whore.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Now that she realizes Obama is probably going to win the election, she is ready to rejoin American society. That's why she is doing it. Palthrow is probably right behind her.
CTH... 4...3...3...1... Turd burglar!!
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I bet Madhoeanna will set her talons on some Hollywood celebutard that can make her hilarious dream of being an actress come true.
Spielberg, Rodriguez, Tarrantino, Clooney and Brad Pitt....better watch your backs.
With the settlement Guy is getting he can now afford to go buy a new spine, balls and career.
Submitted by Janet Planet on October 15, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by applehead on October 15, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
there have been rumors of spousal abuse and cheating on his behalf for years.
Please. I dont believe that shit for a second. Vadge has too much of a messiah complex for me to believe it and if it did happen she wouldve twisted the circumstances to make herself the object of everyone's praise by publicizing her refusal to be the victim.
If anything in this marriage is a victim (besides little David) its Guy's career.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 15, 2008 - 11:41am.
What?? The next thing you'll be telling me is that Clay Aiken likes the butt secks.
You have four minutes to believe that Clay is a fanny bandit.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
Submitted by Janet Planet on October 15, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by miso-horny on October 15, 2008 - 11:40am.
yeah, sean penn was not very nice to her. i think that behind the facade must be a pretty terrified girl. everyone picks on her, it can't be easy.
Oh Janet what Planet is you from any how yo?
Youve only got four minutes to hitch a ride to space!
*dials NASA*
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snowpyce = snowpiece
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Who gives a sweet goat fuck? There have been rumors forever- why lie about it when you know your shit's in the can already? I hate that crap.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pity the fool who's going to be the next boy toy, cause you know she's gonna go all cougar..
her kids
lourdes, queen of the unibrow
Rocco
David, the steal from Africa.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
I believe she beat Guy.
Youve only got four minutes to beat your husband!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Their respective solicitors confirm the couple has already made initial steps toward a property settlement. They've agreed to share custody of the bad movie reviews and Madonna will retain control of her toffy accent. Sotheby's London will auction off the Purple Penetrator, proceeds to go to Rocco's college fund.
LMAO raped by your wife....I mean rape isnt funny but seriously???