Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Submitted by miso-horny on October 15, 2008 - 11:40am.
yeah, sean penn was not very nice to her. i think that behind the facade must be a pretty terrified girl. everyone picks on her, it can't be easy.
Now would be the perfect time for Vadge to join the Rojo circle of love.
I predict she'll move to New York and resume her previous life as a slutty tabloid whore. That's gonna be painful seeing as how she's a 50 year old mother of three. Yeesh!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
If anyone believes that megalomaniacal roided up Madge would let Guy abuse her once before she stuck a fire poker through his chest, you're insane. That poor man probably had to sleep at the foot of the bed and ask to take a shit.
Team Guy.
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
you guys and your 4 minutes are making me giggle and I am here on the downlow. STOPIT!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Youve only got four minutes to shave your beard before your movie premiere but you obviously wasted those four minutes doing something else cause i have pictures of you on the red carpet with your beard.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
there have been rumors of spousal abuse and cheating on his behalf for years.
I always knew she had a penis and a left hook that could take down Muhammad Ali.
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LMAO! THat was a good one
Submitted by loozer on October 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
One less bell to answer, one less egg to fry,
No more midnight rapes for Guy, but all Madonna can do is cry...
I know someone who claims that they were raped by their wife.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
awww LCT our mind is in the same place! Madonna's family jewels
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ummm. nope. i still don't care.
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What?? The next thing you'll be telling me is that Clay Aiken likes the butt secks.
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I cant picture the spousal abuse part. She looks like she can take his ass down. But then again, looks can be deceiving. Didn't Sean Penn tie her ass down or something once?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Ahahaa snowy... jinx.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 15, 2008 - 11:35am.
Awww Suger come here Ill give you a hug.
*hugs you*
Break ups are like snow flakes of shit right? Unique snow flakes of shit that mean somethin diffferent to each person. Do not try to catch those snow flake with your tongue! YUCK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
You only got 4 minutes to tuck your balls back into your spandex jumpsuit before someone sees!
Youve only got four minutes to tuck your peen
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Im with Chris breakups suck ass...it feels like you have some kind of terminal illness lol
One less bell to answer, one less egg to fry,
No more midnight rapes for Guy, but all Madonna can do is cry...
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/madonnaBIG_450x450.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by Janet Planet on October 15, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by applehead on October 15, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
there have been rumors of spousal abuse and cheating on his behalf for years.
I always knew she had a penis and a left hook that could take down Muhammad Ali.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by PinkPostIt on October 15, 2008 - 11:35am.
When Guy hooks up with a young chippy, Vadge's head is going to explode.
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Definatley! She doesn't want him, but she's the type of bitch that doesn't want anyone else to have him either
Mr Madonna must be pissing his pants in pure delight - he didn't sign a prenup. The little fucker is going to be all sorts of rich!
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, 'Oh, shit! She's awake'
PS of course this fetid corpse is gonna get full custody of all 3 kids. Do you think someone as uptight and controlling as Madonna is going to let someone else have HER children?!#@!$@% lol After all, Guy might let them watch TV or have a soda! The horrors, the horrors! If he even gets anything, I'm guessing it will be "joint custody" a la Nicole Kidman....i.e. one photo op a year.
Madonna emasculated another victim? Hey look! The sun rose in the east again this morning!
I mean, seriously, who cares?
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
Those little famous British kids all look alike...lol. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Youve only got four minutes to crimp your wig hairs!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Chris E: this is the equation to prove Madonna is really a man:
Breakups suck. Men suck. Madonna sucks
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by PinkPostIt on October 15, 2008 - 11:35am.
When Guy hooks up with a young chippy, Vadge's head is going to explode.
He'll probably pull a Woody Allen in 10 years and go after Tourette or whatever her name is.
THAT will make Madonna's head explode.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
it's unbelievable they lasted so long anyway.
I guess he saw that manic "I will kick her ass" display and said "What the fuck have I done? I have married a psychopath!"
Either that or she had a revolt with the 'help' in the English countryside and they gave Guy placebos instead of the usual mind control drugs Madonna left for them.
Submitted by applehead on October 15, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
there have been rumors of spousal abuse and cheating on his behalf for years.
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:33am.
I remember post break up freedom feelings! They is so beautiful!
I remember feeling like I wanted to die and making myself gag because I couldn't handle the feelings. Breakups suck. Men suck. Madonna sucks.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:35am.
Nova: no, I seriously forgot, he looks a lot like those little Becks so I got confused, thanks!
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I agree... sperm donor?
When Guy hooks up with a young chippy, Vadge's head is going to explode.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:31am.
LCT! Youve only got four minutes to finger bang Tiberlake!
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You've only got four minutes to find your watch in Vadge's dusky mine!
Nova: no, I seriously forgot, he looks a lot like those little Becks so I got confused, thanks!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:33am.
they have one kid together right? Romeo, Brooklyn, no what is his little name?
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Rocco(sp)?
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 11:32am.
applehead, I disagree....they will push and push and push her....and then she will crumble again.
She's not ready to tour....I thought she was *mentally ill*?
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Good point...it'll be interesting to see.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 11:28am.
Guys, it is confirmed also that Britney is touring again.
Get your computers ready, she's going to fall apart again..."
Awesome! I can't wait. I'm so gonna be front row center, holding my life-size cardboard Britney cutout and wearing my sparkly fuchsia Britney fairy-and-flower-embroidered official tour jumpsuit, screaming her name until I'm hoarse and faint for lack of oxygen. Then I will have soooo many stories to tell the other 13-year-old girls at the Middle School lunch table.
she's retarded. back in the day, this bitch had the world on a string and she apparently never learned how to deal with it.
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
guy's chopped off balls must've finally grown back...i wonder who madonna's next victim will be....
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
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perhaps there was a clause that he make it thru her 50th bday, and snarl that she was still as beautiful.. hell for a coupla million id lie too.
almost time for the debate drinking game! nothin like havin a Few beers watchin AC, and takin shots to the word maverick
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
I also wont be surprised if Madonna (if this divorce, does indeed get messy) pulls a pegleg mills and comes out about an abusive or maniacal Guy.
Oh please, like she'll be able to pull that off. Everybody knows she was the controlling harpy cunt in that relationship.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Rocco....snowy...oh wait. were you making a joke? I'm still so sleeeppy....*zzzzzzzzzzz*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I remember post break up freedom feelings! They is so beautiful! Guy is gonna be plucking his manjo on every piece of furniture he was not allowed to sit on while they were married and doin the butt all night long!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
Vadge needs to find a nice Iranian man to marry who will take her away to Iran to live.
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Is Osama single?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
they have one kid together right? Romeo, Brooklyn, no what is his little name?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She needs to move to Antarctica and perform for all the penguins and seals. I'm certainly sick of her dried up twat being rubbed in our faces. What kinda accent do they have in Antarctica?? lol.
*pffffft!*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Kp on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
I also wont be surprised if Madonna (if this divorce, does indeed get messy) pulls a pegleg mills and comes out about an abusive or maniacal Guy.
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A few months ago with the black eyes and the sling for her arm....hmmm
applehead, I disagree....they will push and push and push her....and then she will crumble again.
She's not ready to tour....I thought she was *mentally ill*?
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
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