Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
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I was going to see Rock n Rolla anygerardbutler!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
LCT! Youve only got four minutes to finger bang Tiberlake!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
Vadge needs to find a nice Iranian man to marry who will take her away to Iran to live.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 11:15am.
and we are all so shocked.
SHOCKED, I say.
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LOL yeah, and some asshole also told me the sky was blue this morning. I was PIIIISSSSSEEEDDD!
(hi psl :p)
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Lolo:
You only got four minutes to get your ass to the plastic surgeons before your tightened up jowls release and your cavernous historical landmark vagina rots off!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 15, 2008 - 11:29am.
She'll have to adopt. She went through menopause 5 years ago.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Vadge needs to find a nice Iranian man to marry who will take her away to Iran to live.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 15, 2008 - 11:28am.
Guys, it is confirmed also that Britney is touring again.
Get your computers ready, she's going to fall apart again......
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No way...that's the only time she was together is when she was on a tight leash being told where to go, what to think, what to do...left to her own devices is when she fell apart
I also wont be surprised if Madonna (if this divorce, does indeed get messy) pulls a pegleg mills and comes out about an abusive or maniacal Guy.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Is this going to be some sick Brange Part Deux scenario, where she runs off with the guy she was rumoured to be cheating with and has a bunch of his bebes?
He was dumb to marry her in the first place. He must be relieved
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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You've only got four minutes to save your marriage!
HAte that song!
Youve only got four minutes in the sun till your face melts off!
ha ha ha ha
Youve only got four minutes to beat the shit out of your back up dancer and make him cry on tour!
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*shocked*
*gasp*
*picks wedgie*
Pfffffffffft. Whatever. Like this is news?
Everyone go see Rock n Rolla to show our support for the poor Guy.
and plus Idris is in it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by AgentM on October 15, 2008 - 11:27am.
Sad.
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If by "Sad." you mean best day ever in the past 3 months, i agree.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
she definetly has a pretty tight pre-nup, she's a very good business woman.
and i don't like him either - i hope she'll be happier than she's been. i'm very sure he's been an ass to her.
regarding custody, she was cool with carlos leon, why shouldn't she be cool with guy?
i hope she starts making good records again. she's always good when she's happy.
Whoever said it was right, ARoid is the next stop on her gold-plated pussy train.
Her kids are going to be so fucked up.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Guys, it is confirmed also that Britney is touring again.
Get your computers ready, she's going to fall apart again......
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
yeah LCT I have no idea, I don't even like ARod but I would hope he has come to his senses!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I've seen her in some interviews and she doesn't come off as being very friendly or likeable. I can't imagine what it's like to be married to her. He probably deserves some kind of medal.
I wonder who was more miserable, Vadge or Guy? I'll put my money on Guy. I can't imagine putting up with Vadge and all her testosterone. Hmm She is 50, he is 40.
He'll be okay, and Vadge will be Vadge. An old and alone Vadge, but still the Vadge.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
Um totally off topic can someone tell me whats going on in that pam anderson add on the side??
Does she have extra arms coming out of her vag?
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Good question. I have no clue though. I clicked on the ad and Pams done a new PETA video - about KFC's chickens. Had to stop watching after I saw the chickens ahving the beaks cut off.
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Submitted by Nanners on October 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
I guess he was purple penetrated one too many times.
Haha! You took the words right out of my...er fingers.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Sad.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
Take her to the fuckin cleaners Guy!!! Clean that bitch OUT! Grab your son and RUUUUUN!
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I bet he won't roll over like Carlos did when it comes to his kid
I wonder if she's looking for a new dude?
the DUDE! abides...
I feel for the kids too. Especially if they'll be living on different continents.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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_Submitted by ricki lake on October 15, 2008 - 11:23am.
Madona is a provacative maverick!
LOL i agree with everything you said.
WE IS MAVERICKS! and its provacative!
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TEAM GUY!
Finally Guy has his ball back! Time for that reattachment surgery now...lol. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
You wait. Vadge is going to make this UGLY. I'll bet she'll sue for legal and physical custody of Rocco and David, and move them as far away from daddy as she can.
Guy didn't adopt Lourdes, so I don't how much of a chance he has of ever seeing her again, if Madge has anything to say about it.
Submitted by LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 11:23am.
LCT dont lie! You would do Madonna in da butt all night long!
I have that song stuck in my head.
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Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuurggg. Yeah, with a boar bristle brush.
Take her to the fuckin cleaners Guy!!! Clean that bitch OUT! Grab your son and RUUUUUN!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
I guess he was purple penetrated one too many times.
Please let her hook up with Timberflake! Lady Madge will move back to America and try to make the world forget she was ever faux-British.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
LCT dont lie! You would do Madonna in da butt all night long!
I have that song stuck in my head.
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Yawn. No one fucking cares, Madonna. Even most sensible gays have abandoned your pretentious ass. Give it up, stop trying to direct, stop trying to act, and please, stop writhing your spandex-clad geriatric cooch all over the media. No one cares that you bathe in Kabbalah water and do yoga for 23 hours a day and don't let your children watch tv or groom themselves. What do you want, a fucking Nobel prize? This insouciant cow hasn't had a relevant thing to say in years, and I swear to fucking God if I hear her describe one more thing as "provocative" I will be provoked into ripping her Botoxed head off of her crusty, dried-up used-and-abused burlap sack of a body. UGH.
She's such a self absorbed idiot. She takes what she wants (or stalks it down) when she wants and doesn't care about consequenses. I hope that chick that Guy was dating when Madonna stalked him down is having a good laugh right about now
Guy is damaged goods now. Since they have two children together she will always have a say about who he dates in the future. Ladies beware....
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 11:20am.
LCT: ARod?
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Do you think? He seems like the kind of guy that would get bored once the chase is over.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
Um totally off topic can someone tell me whats going on in that pam anderson add on the side??
Does she have extra arms coming out of her vag?
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That's what makes it "extreme".
So, whoring yourself out for millions doesn't make for a happy marriage?? Shocking!
interesting...very interesting...
Um totally off topic can someone tell me whats going on in that pam anderson add on the side??
Does she have extra arms coming out of her vag?
Guess that's why he looked all happy in those shots from the Sherlock Holmes set the other day. He probably had "Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead!" going over and over again in his head.
poor children.
i hope madonna's not going to be a bitch about custody.
comeer guy, the hoff will make it allll better.
(after the decontamination ritual, that is)
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This guy's a douche with a capitol bag!
LCT: ARod?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
This is just devastating. I'm beside myself with grief. Now it will be a whosfukkinmadonnawatch on every magazine. This will just make her more of an attn hor. Watch.
1) SHOCKER!
2) Did they have a prenup?
3) What straight man is going to do her after this, when she looks like an anorexic male bodybuilder?
You are free Guy! Run, Run like the wind.
Someone saved Guy's life tonight, sugar bear...
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.