Vadge & Guy: It's Over (For Real This Time)
Well, what the fuck do you know? The Sun was right. Vadge's spokeswhore just confirmed that her marriage is done. Finished. Kaput. Over. Through. You get it.
Guy Ritchie finally pulled his peen out of her super grip and now he's single. This also means that Vadge the Cougar has been released from her cage. Mothers, hold on to your 20-something sons, Vadge is coming for them!
Vadge's rep Liz Rosenberg said they are divorcing after nearly 8 years of marriage. She went on to say that the two want privacy (HA!) and a settlement has not been reached. They will probably settle it in a wrestling cage match. Vadge is giving Guy some time to train, because she knows very well that her muscled-up vagina lips alone could beat him.
Now that Vadge will no longer be married to an Englishman, can she please drop the fucking British accent?! Please! Guy needs to ask for the accent in the settlement along with hundreds of millions of dollars for putting up with that shit.
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Privacy? More like ‘Guy needs time to heal after having his balls surgically re-attached’.
Vadgonna’s already got A-Roid lined up as her rebounder.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
*gasp* they lasted 8 years?!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
After all these years, Guy can get a hard-on again!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This just made my day. Its so nice to see an Englishman finally take his balls back and reclaim his life over the shrew who kept him down for such a long time.
And look at the way he is holding her arm in that picture. That looks like a sign of hostility to me and not one of affection.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
I guess Vadge realized that nobody really cared enough to wonder to keep going on with the publicity charade.
I feel sad for little David. :-( The poor ignored publicity baby. He should have gone back with his father. He might not have had much but at least he probably has the capability to love someone other than themself, unlike Madonna.
Britney's sexual fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4
Poor Guy. Madonna's going to the ex-wife from Hell.
NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!!!!
She can go fuck herself yo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Vadge is a total bitch and I am sure living with her demanding ways would be awful but I can't stand Guy Ritchie. He is a one trick pony and he is so plain its fug. Good for Vadge!
madonna has NEVER wanted privacy in her life - NEVER.
Guy! I will be your shoulder!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
and we are all so shocked.
SHOCKED, I say.
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
The Sun was right??? Wow. So that makes what 3/4 for times in the last 10 years they've been right about something?? lol
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guy should get MILLIONS for putting up with this shrew all these years.