Wednesday, October 15th 2008

Jenny McCarthy Just Exploded

Denis Leary is an asshole and he knows it. He loves it. So anything that comes out of his mouth, I just slather it between two pieces of white bread and throw it in the pile with his other shit sandwiches. Here's Denis' latest shit sandwich from his new book Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid:

"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

The Autism Society of American issued this statement in response:

"For Mr. Leary to suggest that families or doctors conspire to falsely diagnose autism is ridiculous . . . [His] remarks reflect the same misconceptions of autism being caused by bad or unemotional parenting that were held over 50 years ago."

Denis really knows how to take his point and wrap it in a big box of vomit.

Once Jenny McCarthy pieces herself together from exploding, she's going to explode again. Once she's done with that, she's going to rip Denis to shreds. And I hope it's on live television.

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Posted by: Michael K


he is an asshole and I love him

loozer's picture

It was a joke. Tasteless or not, his 'insensitive' comment will probably lead to more awareness and bring more attention to the problem than fifty PSA's.

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angel_i's picture

You know what? I love Dennis Leary. And he is an asshole. He's the asshole I could never be. Because what he says is true. It's exactly true in fact. I don't know why he went for autism when he could have added ADD and ADHD...its out of control. What can I say? He's an asshole.

I've known more than one family with disordered children...in particular - I knew a family with an autistic child and his mother worked MIRACLES with him, over time...but he was OBVIOUSLY, from a very young age, autistic.

But I know lots of other families who speculate needlessly too...People are out of control with their diagnoses and their medications and their general quick fixes. Really paying close attention to another human being is very tiring and time consuming. But it's worth it.

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he's just a comedian
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*gasp* o shit!

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ricki lake's picture

Um, yeah. I saw this on the Today show earlier this morning. Apparently he went to the Ann Coulter Style of Writing School. Wtf? I'm so tired of people that aren't doctors and don't know shit (yes, I'm still looking at you, Tom Cruise) pretending they know anything about medicine or medical conditions. Fuck off.

Jenny McCarty, for that matter, you can fuck off too. No one likes scary, shrieking harpies blathering on about TEH CHIDLERNZ@$#@$ at the opposite end of the spectrum, either.

Team Autistic Kids!

Salem13's picture

I read in several places that Jenny self diagnosed her son autsic by the way of the internet not a doctor. I could be wrong but...

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Krawlie's picture

Good for Dennis. That shit is way over-diagnosed.

Sexecution's picture

I love me some Dennis. The problem that I have with Jenny is two fold, one she claims her child has been cured through diet. He has to be home schooled and isn't or can't be integrated in to school for even one period a day. Meaning he is not cured or even together enough to cope in school. Don't lie.

Second, she is still claiming it's because of vaccines, which was debunked in over 50 separate studies. Childhood shots and autism have nothing to do with each other and yet she spouts this as an excuse, possibly conning at least one dumbshit parent into not getting their child vaccinated. That's why there are still people getting mumps, measles and chickenpox.

Jenny your kid is broken, that's sad but you will probably never know why, and not be able to fix him. Dennis just makes money being mean to people like Jenny.

putsomestankonit's picture

Lovely thing to say. I hear that downs syndrome is a made up condition too, ashamed parents put pressure on their dr's to explain away why their children look so different.

Jim Carey please kick this man's ass.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 15, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Too bad Bill Hicks isn't still alive.

FUCKING AMEN BROTHER!!!! I have been listening to his CDs all week!

Sucker of Satan's cock!!!

Asshole

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 1:14pm.
he's just looking for a little attention.
jerk.

*nods head to agree*
Mmmmm Hmmmmm thee is ALL kinds of that going on these days!

He may as well yell PLEASE BUY MY BOOK!

All these mavericks these days!

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"There is a huge boom in ADD right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid does NOT have ADD. "

I fixed it.

But yeah, he's an asshole.

Clarisse's picture

"yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

Wow. What an anus-wart.

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Silvara0428's picture

It was a joke and meant to spotlight the willingness of parents and trusted medical persons to over-medicate our kids.

Funny as shit too!
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Too bad Bill Hicks isn't still alive.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

he's just looking for a little attention.
jerk.
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islandgirl's picture

What a dumbass thing to say. Obviously he doesn't have an autistic child.

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I agree with over-diagnosing in many instances, but autism is NOT "made-up".

This was wrong of Denis. Really wrong.

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WHAT AN IGNORNAT FUCK. SOMEONE SMACK THE HELL OUT OF THIS ASSHOLE!!

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He's still one sexy beast, I'll give him that.
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