Wednesday, October 15th 2008
Attack Of The Clones
It's a before and after Botox ad! You know, because Courteney Cox has also tried that shit once and it wasn't for her. Uh huh. And Jennifer Aniston doesn't call her every night to play "pretend boyfriend."
Demi Moore is 45 and Court is 44. There's a good reason why Demi looks younger. It's because most of her body is younger than Court. Court should ask Demi for her plastic surgeon's name and number, because she's looking a little "Vadgey" in the face.
Here's more of Dem and Cox at Glamour's Reel Moments last night.
Wireimage, Wenn
Seriously, I want some of whatever Demi's drinking! She looks GOOD.
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I hope they dont get too close to the wild fires out there..they will melt...
wow plastica at its finest,,, cloning... yuk... I want the vag rejuvie before and after pix
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The war isn't working.
also, what the hell is wrong with Demi's cheeks? evident in the 4th pic... it looks terrible whatever she had injected ... ughhh... it is distressing that women who are still this young are resorting to all this fake crap that is so destructive and fug-- they have lost the ability to see how terrible they actually look-- i think Norwood Young is right when he calls plastic sugery a form of self mutilation... these women would still be beautiful without all that crap. But with it, as is evident in Demi's case and Madonna, michael jackson and all the other hollyweirdo's, it is much to their unaware detriment...
Demi has always been prettier than Courtney.Courntey has thin skin and she shows age more.Poor thing needs some plumping.Demi uses leech's as a beauty treatment and I hear it works wonders.
so Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is actually really sad. These women are both attractive. In fact, I would say Courtney is gorgeous -- Demi - eh. Neither is overweight, unlike most of America. But the number of comments here about them aging...wtf? Are you all eternally young? MK - do you plan on leaving us before you're 40? Getting older is a fact of life that affects us all. It happens way sooner than you can imagine too. I know this is a gossip site but jeez, anybody ever see Logan's Run? They killed everybody after they turned 30. So yeah, either you get older or you die. What exactly are you all trying to say here?
DaMEE's face looks big. I bet she's shot full of collegen and young cum.
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I agree they both look good. Jennifer Aniston was there too how come you didn't put any pics of her up MK you hater!
Or maybe is it because if she was in LA then she couldn't have possibly been sucking face with John Mayer in NY like you claim.
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They both look good, but Courteney does look a tad more weathered.
She should tip her surgeons better.
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I think Courteney is gorgeous and doesn't have much work done. Maybe filled the lips a little.
Demi is a '60 car with all '99 parts.
They both have those square jaws. Very manly, no?
Is that from the HGH?
It's truly bizarre how nothing north of the center of Demi's face moves at all when she smiles. The corners of her eyes don't crinkle, her eyebrows don't move, nada.
Sarah Palin looks like tina fey, tina fey looks like the megan, she looks like the girl from seinfield, she looks like courtney cox, she looks like demi...and on and on.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
considering the amount of work each one has had, i guess they look ok...
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Demi is the real(as you can get) one. Court is the phoney baloney one.
Deb, yes. I honestly believe she uses them on a regular basis.
Submitted by M.E. on October 15, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Fucking 30 year old peen must be her fountain of youth.
Well it couldn't hurt! I think Demi's "fountain" is her royalties from movies, which enable her to stimulate the economy of plastic surgeons.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by r5bales on October 15, 2008 - 4:18pm.
What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
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And be really good in bed.
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got me where I am today
*patting self on back*
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
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And be really good in bed.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I will admit Courtney has better bone structure, not the kind you buy either.
But that's it, both of these skanks can have a plastic surgery marathon, they can't get rid of
Hworenitis.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed for dropping a rancid SBD.
the DUDE! abides...
Fucking 30 year old peen must be her fountain of youth.
Demi Moore looks like she's having a REALLY hard time smiling. All that plastic in her face makes it look lumpy.
What kind of fuckery is this??????????????
Did Demi just spend another $100K for a new body?
OK, dudes and dudettes.
I am 53.
Every morning I get up, look at my haggard, lined face in the mirror and I say:
"LOOKIN' GOOD, BITCH! TWO THUMBS UP!"
That is before I brush my hair. After I brush my hair I say:
"HELLO GORGEOUS!"
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I didn't know Morticia Adams had middle aged twins.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
According to IMDB, Demi Moore is 46 yrs old.
Not that it matters...she looks like a worn out leather strap from Ashton's pony.
Demi is about five proceedures away from Joan Rivers. And about two from Cher. Cher looks like a man, and Joan looks like an Alien.
what is up with grown unrelated women who are not 'together' holding hands like schoolgirls? that is so odd to me...
Mrs. K, you are SO right about Courtney. She totally has a vaporizer in the back of her limo.
She looks good high!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'd much rather have a face like Courtney, than the pathetic-clinging-to-the boytoy cutlet-implanted, botox-frozen face of Demi.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I have this feeling every time I see Demi and Ashton together his instincts will get the best of him and he'll leave Demi for a younger model type who actually has a working uterus. Im just not convinced he's the type to be okay not having his own biological children.
Demi looks good considering she probably had to wear an elastic band under her chin for the last twelve hours, and has cotton balls in her mouth to fill out the lines.
That, and 90%of her body is manmade and the other ten percent has been lifted at least twice. That may not even be her real face -- they just found a younger lookalike and grafted it on.
Courtenay looks good (and semi normal forher mid forties) but you just know that she and Blandistan go on anniversary honeymoons together. That, and she probably grabs any single man going by and asks if they'd date her friend.
Courtney looks incredible. I can only hope to look that good at 44.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Courtney is pretty, but she needs to gain about 10 pounds to get some fullness back in her face. After 40, being really thin just ages you.
I think Demi looks great.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 15, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Not saying that's a bad thing, just sayin! LOL
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I KNOW!!!! Actually this part sounds real good to me...
"They all get baked, the girls binge..."
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I can't wait for Asston to realize she's just an old hag and runs off with a 20 year old blonde.
What's with the holding hands? Are they trying to look 3 yrs old now?
Jeffro,
Courtney sucks pssy! She's a dyke!
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BWAHAHAHAHA! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, I know, I know!!
"Hey I know a good bar here, the Palm Isle...fucked a barmaid last trip."
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Demi Moore has had about a half a million dollars worth of plastic surgery...girlfriend better look good after spending all that money.
put me on the guest list!
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Mrs. K- Not saying that's a bad thing, just sayin! LOL
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
El B.,
"a bulldog chewing a wasp"
You have outdone yourself.
Jeffro,
Courtney sucks pssy! She's a dyke!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
Everytime I see Demi I wonder what it must be like to be married to a man who always has and always will look like her son. It's going to look really bad in about five years. Seems weird to me.
I think they both look pretty good!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
I think Courtney is waaaaay beautiful, she has something Demi could never buy
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 15, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Which is why we haven't seen a video of Jen in a 3some with the Arquettes. They all get baked, the girls binge and purge a small buffet, and Dave rapes his sock while watching internet porn.
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put me on the guest list!
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Wow they are hot ..I only wish I look close to that when I am their age lol..wait I doubt it, I cant afford plastic surgery =(
Yessss. You know she and Jen are total potheads together. LOVE. IT.
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Which is why we haven't seen a video of Jen in a 3some with the Arquettes. They all get baked, the girls binge and purge a small buffet, and Dave rapes his sock while watching internet porn.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
I bet my girlfriend at 45 will look like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Keep getting plasto girls!
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Ive always thought Courtney was WAY hotter than Jen.