Wednesday, October 15th 2008
Attack Of The Clones
It's a before and after Botox ad! You know, because Courteney Cox has also tried that shit once and it wasn't for her. Uh huh. And Jennifer Aniston doesn't call her every night to play "pretend boyfriend."
Demi Moore is 45 and Court is 44. There's a good reason why Demi looks younger. It's because most of her body is younger than Court. Court should ask Demi for her plastic surgeon's name and number, because she's looking a little "Vadgey" in the face.
Here's more of Dem and Cox at Glamour's Reel Moments last night.
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I think they both look great. Courtney reminds me of Evangeline Lilly there. Not diggin' the matchiness, though.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
The thing about Corteney is that she´s too fucking skinny. She still looks pretty good but if she insists on keeping that super skinny frame then her face will age faster.
Demi looks just ridiculously good, she must have some deal with the devil, maybe all her wrinkles are stashed in poor Rumer´s chin. Or that doctor of hers is just a fucking genius.
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Courtney face does look a little, um, "fakey" and she also looks stoned out of her mind.
I need some pot."
Yessss. You know she and Jen are total potheads together. LOVE. IT.
I wonder if she talks to her boyfriends about Brange? That would sure do it.
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That's pretty easy to imagine. And for such a hot bod, Jen strikes me as the type to be frigid in the sack.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Number Twelve Looks Just Like You. (Twilight Zone)
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 15, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Jen may as well move to jailbait, she's already recycling past men. For someone so hot, Jen must be a real whiny c.u.NextThursday, cuz she can't keep a man for shit.
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I wonder if she talks to her boyfriends about Brange? That would sure do it.
Courtney face does look a little, um, "fakey" and she also looks stoned out of her mind.
I need some pot.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 15, 2008 - 2:25pm.
She'd have to start dating jailbait to be part of that crowd.
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Jen may as well move to jailbait, she's already recycling past men. For someone so hot, Jen must be a real whiny c.u.NextThursday, cuz she can't keep a man for shit.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 15, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Demi totally has chicken cutlets in her face. Look at picture no. 4! You can clearly see the outline around her cheeks.
Damn, that IS creepy!
I think they both look equally good~actually great
Demi totally has chicken cutlets in her face. Look at picture no. 4! You can clearly see the outline around her cheeks.
Courtney still looks good.
So where's the pictures of Ashton and David Arquette making out while the menfolk are out on the red carpet?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 15, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Maybe Jen should spend a weekend with Demi, instead of at Cox's house every time Brad and Ang show up on a tabloid.
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She'd have to start dating jailbait to be part of that crowd.
THANKS KD, NOW FUCK OFF...
Maybe Jen should spend a weekend with Demi, instead of at Cox's house every time Brad and Ang show up on a tabloid.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
And they both have such large Adam's apples!
Woohoo! New Who's Had More Plastic Surgery contest!
1) Which one has the prosthetic vagina?
2) Whose eyes are implants from a starry eyed orphan Russian baby?
3) Whose weave is made of the silk of 1,000 dead camel spiders?
I think they both look beautiful. I have to wonder if the identical dark hair and similar black dresses was intentional, and if so....uh, why?
I think Courtney still looks damn good for her age.
LOL "Vadgey" in the face". thats good MK
Coma Caca!!
Creepy. Its like Courtney's counterpart in a parallel universe, only slightly better looking.
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"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
What Jeffro11 said. Wow.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
i don't get why don't more actresses use demi moore's doctor!
i don't know if her face moves, but in photos her face doesn't scare me... it still looks "natural"
unlike calista flockhart.. nicole kidman... vadge... etc. etc. etc.
Jim- this is not a caption this! Or is your daughter ugly, too?
I think the reason Demi looks better is because she not all uptight and is more relaxed. Maybe Ashton is keeping her young.
We will take the brown eyed model.
Whoa! Jenn gonna be pissed!
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OH HAI IZE FAWLIN AN CANTZ GETUP. I CAN HAZ LIFE ALURTZ NAW? -LoLo
that picture is freaking me out, man!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I WOULD RATHER TAKE A PIX WITH THIS CUNT THEN MY FUCKING UGLY ASS DAUGHTER!!
Not too shabby for 40 somethings, plastic or not.
What's funny is that we have 20 something 'actresses' whao have already had twice as much work done as these two.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
whoa!
me too Silvara, me too....
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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."
- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart
Well Demi has actually had a face lift as well as botox, etc. So no wonder she looks so much younger than Court.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
So, wish I had that kind of money...
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