Thursday, October 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 15th!
Something cold, Something ewwwww, Something stinky, Something smelling like poo! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
Lauren Conrad's wedding HAD to include someone with bigger meat curtains than herself. - NovaNightly
This is actually an inside joke because the bride has called her private parts "Mona Lisa" for many years. - Zomay
Source: Boing Boing
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
WOW. When God asks me what made me happy on Earth and she/he will. I will say the day I was in an El B./ Nova N. sanwich. For sure in the top 25.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Dallas on October 16, 2008 - 10:18am.
On the far right (above the shoulder) of Mona Lisa is a pair of "toe pedicure forms". Does anyone else see them or am I seeing things
you're right, how disgusting! feet and meat ewwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Thanks MK and little people in my PC!!!! :o)
On the podium with Zomay and Nova, sooooo proud!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Win # 593847584873739409584839+1 for ELB!
Congrats all
the DUDE! abides...
Congrats ElB. Stinky poo funny!!!
Nova. Big meat curtains!! Funny flappers.
Zomay. Why does your's make me sing to Fergie's tune with My Mona Lisa Parts. LOL
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Happy Halloweeny
YAY!! Another win for meat curtains!! lmao....
Great job El B and Zomay!! :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
ElB knocks another one out of the park!
Run, ElB, RUN!!!
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congrats winners
On the far right (above the shoulder) of Mona Lisa is a pair of "toe pedicure forms". Does anyone else see them or am I seeing things?
The C Word!
"I'm starting to suspect you're the real Eddie Izzard"
That thought woke up my downtown!
Eddie...is that you??
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
yeah yeah my peeps!!!!!
Elb that shit is hilarious!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
ElB Nova Zomay these were so gross and funny, congrats!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Congrats ElB (I'm starting to suspect you're the real Eddie Izzard)!!
Congrats to Zomay and Nova too!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL B! Congrats you funny fool!
Great stuff kids!!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Last one to the nipple is a vegetarian!
When Lauren Conrad got married Heidi and Spencer sent a lovely picture to co-ordinate with her beef curtains.
Is this a Pigcasso?
When Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo got married Jessica Simpson sent an original wedding present a la her "Real girls eat meat" t-shirt. Her "Real girls ARE meat" portrait. Sponsored by pig of the sea.
Now breathe in a good wiff of that shit through your mouth and say, "I doo."
This must be what Amy Winehouse's skin tastes like.
you can always tell a sweeney todd wedding.
Why Mona Lisa smiles: it takes 1 couple to figure out her cup.
Even though the Patersons thought they were pretty classy, it was my personal opinion that they had shit for taste. On picking a wedding cake they decided to meet in the middle.
That Brad Pitt is one hell of an artist.
First we got the black and white photos, now his greatest presentation ever!
A portrait of his beloved Angie molded out of dog shit, slim jims and used condoms.
Bravo!
After seeing this, Britney Spears whined to her daddy for a Cheeto Mona-Lisa!
Meat Mona Lisa is the new chocolate fountain!
(Long Island/Coffee talk accent)
"How was the wedding?"
"Oh, it was claaassy. There were balloons, the bride wore fingerless net gloves and a dress that was sheer across her midriff, and there was a chocolate Mona Lisa you could lick."
"Oh, that's so classy! A chocolate Mona Lisa!"
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Spears-Meyer. -Might as well get used to licking the salty, rancid, sweaty meat flaps now, buddy.
Mona Lisa Turkey Breast...on sale at Walmart.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
THAT'S where the smell was coming from!
This is Brad Pitt's newest work of art.. but shhhh, its from a private collection!
LOOK! Michael Jackson did come to the wedding!... He was just hiding..
art art it's good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart
That's not the only meat you're gonna be eating tonight, sweetheart
Who would of thought Oscar Meyer....Renaissance Man
If they used lunch meats to re-create the Mona Lisa, I DO NOT want to know what they used to remake the Jackson Pollack!!
Santa Angelina is ready to feed 2 more...
Leonardo Da Vinci approves: he loved salami sandwiches!
Snozzberry titties? Who ever heard of a snozzberry titty?
"They're right...the nipples do follow you as you walk around the room".
The cocktail hour was replaced by the Tit-bits
The latest wedding rage-edible meat paintings
Mona Meatsa
Mona PETA
Breaking Da Salami Code
Memo to the Bride: The Wedding Day is not the Best Day to Break out the Madonna's Like A Virgin's Costume circa 1988.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I don't think this is what the groom had in mind when he asked his new bride if she would eat his meat.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
"Dang! If we had just ONE of them things last June, we wouldn't be gittin' hitched today!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 2:32pm.
white wedding- more like white trash!
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R.I.P. Rupert!