Kim, Fix That Shit On Your Head!
The sixth main character of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is definitely Kim's fucked up, raggedy ass weave-wig-thing. At first, I thought Kim was just wearing a busted weave. And then I figured it was a dime store wig. Now I think it's a combination of both! It's like she just keeps piling fake hair mops on her head. It would take a few Boy Scouts to figure out what's going on up there. Her head is the place where weaves and wigs go to die. A weave graveyard!
Kim claims her "mysterious" sugar daddy doesn't want to be on camera, because he's a celebrity. That's not the reason. He can't be on camera, because he's trapped under that polyester nest! Luckily, he still has his cell phone so he's able to transfer money into her account. The bitch can afford a fugly ass $2,000 birthday cake for her daughter, but won't spend the money to fix her shit!?
Below are a few more pictures of Kim's disastrous hive. Oh and I must thank NeNe for giving the quote of the night: "She didn't say she was sorry. She said 'I apologize.' She didn't say 'I was sorry." There's a big difference.
A Mike, In this episode, Kims bestfriend says "Lemme tell you somethin, the party planner is always m.i.a, ow k"..lol littke attidude there.lol
Trey Dee
Trey Dee
"new" money can't buy class
I agree, it's hard to watch the excessive tackiness of each of these trailerpark graduates. But the worst was when this Bloated Barbie's little 11-year-old had on silver eyes hadow and was dressed like a sexualized adult for her birthday party. Then she gets the LV purse as a present, training her and her little friends that exorbitant spending on status symbols is the meaning of life itself. Also, whenever people announce how klassy and how "fun" they are, they immediately cancel themselves out.
I have seen this show once. I have the bigger desire for these "Real Housewives of Atlanta" to become broke as fuck. I liked the OC one, and loved the NYC show. These bitches are such ungrateful cunts.
How does an annoying, uneducated chick like this get a sugar daddy buying her loads of shit like he is at a dollar store?
Speaking of dollar stores, I think that is maybe where she got that weave.
hmm, btw i think these are all reruns... i remember seeing these women yak a few months ago.
These fuckin cunts need some extremist organization to go into their tacky, ghetto-trashy homes, and bomb them the fuck out. Al Quieda, you fucked up on 9/11 by bombing the towers in NYC. You peoples shoulda gone to the Atlanta suburbs with those planes, cuz these dumb fucks are taking up oxygen, and countless other resources that us HUMANS really need to survive!!
She is pretty in the same way Heidi Montag is pretty...
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Not to mention her overdone nose job. Her face is way to big for that tiny ski-slope nose. Her surgeon gouged half of it away. I loved when she was reminding us of how classy she was as she changed into her stripper boots and schoolgirl uniform in a gas station parking lot without a hint of irony. Dont forget to show your daughters how it is so classy to fuck for a new Escalade too. "Now lie on your back with your legs spread and stay classy".
I can honestly say that the rest of us living in Atlanta are cringing that these individuals are representing us as a city.
It still looks better than Jessica Simpson's nasty ass weave.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Gook Your Pants-
It's not just thick hair. It looks synthetic.
this is hands down the most stupid show on TV. Women: Shantiqua, Vaniqia, Latawanda, Boomkeisha, and a token white Tiffany are as dumb as they come, the type that forget a sticker tag on a merchandise for all to see how much they paid for it. Total ghetto. They cannot even speak English!
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
I actually thought the same thing about her hair.. it seemed like an overdone weave. But based on the last show, her daughter has the same thick hair. I know a peeps with seriously thick hair. So.. its my thought that her hair is real. OMG.. can you imagine her cooch?
Submitted by SMiTTy on October 15, 2008 - 7:01pm.
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LMFAO sakjdhfajks;dhfgjkasdf that is so fucked up LOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOL
Anywbustedpiledupweave, so who's her sugerman?
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DIE CHENEY, DIE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA!! - me
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This is what happens when everyone in the trailer park wins the lottery....
They'll be back in their airstreams in no time.
Because it has always been my dream to have polyester curtains *and* Barbie hair.
I do declare these Atlanta housewives inspire me.
its bruce bitches...
THANK YOU and God bless you for saying this!!! her "hair" makes it uncomfortable to watch the show and I need to watch because these hos make Orange County look like Mr. Rogers neighborhood.... this wig makes Laurie from orange county look natural..
WIGS are not DISGUISES, ya stupid fuckin' CUNT (thank you to MK for releasing the houndsssssss)!
Shady Ho is trying to hide under a wig.
BUY. A. MASK.
PLEASE.
FUCKTARDOID
Kim's myspace page says she's: Age-30
**LOL**
Bless her heart.....she just has the BEST sense of humor !!!!!
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She and Sheree all keep insisting that their classy, because you wouldn't know it unless they told you.
FINALLY! I knew you'd feel me on this one MK. My sisters & I have made these train wrecks part of our Tuesday nite line up of dinner & 90210 (gay, I know) & I seem to be the only one that is horrified by that thing on her head! I don't get these bitches, all that money & they can't that good hair!
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
this show is so klassy... i can't stop watchin' this trainwreck..the best house wives ever!!
and where the hell did they dig up the white girl.... she's got serious competition with the empress lucite....
(kudos mk.. my thoughts exactly)
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Money really can't buy you class.
These women are so tacky. Hire a stylist!
Holy SHIT!!!!!! Her tits need a pair of Choos for themselves. Those fuckers are absolutely the droopiest EVER! DAY-um...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I guess no one knows the difference between sorry and an apology..You're never suppose to say sorry.. because you admitting to be a"sorry ass person" you always apologize for mistakes. NeNe was saying that she needed to aplogize for being sorry...I hope that how explained it makes sence??lmao
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well, tobie, pass the dutchie to the left hand side. i think i would rather watch this train wreck with y'all, because Lord knows i just can't look away.
this show has become a sacred covenant between me, my friends, and my bong. my stoned ass friend replied to that priceless nene quote with "well, there is a difference i guess."
http://tobylikesmovies.blogspot.com
PS: Deshawn is my favorite. Next comes Wu. First and second. The others can just roll along into the burning Tara. But, if I must, then Kim, NeNe. That fifth one taking her husband to the cleaners is full of kaka and the funny thing is she believes her kaka don't stink.
Did you notice how she kept letting people, like her hairdresser bring several extra people to her exclusive party? Watching the scene, she had to, otherwise there would have been like 20 people there and that included her publicist, the assistant (Evander must be dying over this one) the hired singer, the guest list gal, the caterer, etc. Oy.
At least Nene or WTF her name is wants her kid to go to college and make something worthwhile of himself.
LMAO at the one who's trying to hire a "staff."
"She didn't even Google me."
Bless your black heart, MK, I had no idea that watching TRHWoA was one of your dirty little secrets.... Now blind item, WHO is Kim's Big Poppa? Who?
How are they any different from the other chicks that have been on this concept show.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
"mysterious" sugar daddy doesn't want to be on camera, because sugar daddy is MARRIED!! that slut knows she is totally bumping her dusty muffin w/a married 65yr old guy, who can barely keep it up w/out Viagra..
there i said the truth!!
I totally thought that as I was watching last night!!! I think it is bad extensions. And nene what an idiot. Those are the same thing! Why is it that only 2 of the housewives are actually married??
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
"The ATL of today is all about some new money ketchup-on-caviar gold diggin McMansion livin, gas guzzler drivin' Ghetto Fabulous bougie ass tom Foolery." ~ by Dj Tenn.
HAHA! Exactly!
I can't watch those shows.
I like how this whore drops $18,000 on an 11-year-olds barfday party and she's copping a massage, getting loaded and flashing her trashy fake rack.
And this chick gives her chubby, spoiled brat a $1,600 LV bag and the kid is like "Whatever". Complete trash these hos are.
Submitted by yepyepyep on October 15, 2008 - 4:43pm.
so if she looks like that and has a "sugar daddy" I have a lot of posibilities hmmmmm, maybe I should try to get a sugar daddy?
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sugar daddies rule. surprisingly low maintenance.
so i've been told.
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
OMG i was so waiting for you to post something about that hideous wig! I wonder if she is embarassed now that she see's what her wig looks like on camera.... her hair reminds me of when i used to try to brush out my barbie's hair and how it would look so shiny and knotted...
I love nene, she is my fav of the show!
*WAVES*
Byyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee snowy!!! Have a good night!! Hugs and slutty kisses!!! MWAH!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Ooh...polyester hair!! So stylish...lol...maybe her sugar daddy should spring for some real hair.
The fact that MK watches this show gives me no doubts that he is gay! No straight man could sit and watch these shit shows...lol ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Lolo: LMAO that sounds like fuckin' fun!
ok cunts, my bosses have asked me one time too many to get something for them today. My feet hurt from these shoes and I am going home.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT ALL!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
so if she looks like that and has a "sugar daddy" I have a lot of posibilities hmmmmm, maybe I should try to get a sugar daddy?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
*have yet to watch my tape of last nights RHOA so no comment* :x i hart her though. :)
i hate myself for watching this mess...and i'll watch again...i thought it was just me when i saw this raggedy ass weave on this chick's head and yet she was able to write a $68,000 check for a brand new vehicle....ghetto folks with money...oy...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
I watched this show a couple times, but only because it's like a train wreck. I just couldn't look away. I really should stop watching this though. I have a bad case of Envy and watching these worthless hags fling around money like it's going out of style has been bad for my temperment.
Why is this fake hair phenomenon so popular with women, and how can they possibly think it looks good.
It looks fucking awful!!
The nails, the hair, the tits - GOD fucking awful!
If Ivanna Trump with all the money in the world can't get it right - what hope do the rest of you hos have??!!
Please - just stop it. Stop it now.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I'm just wondering what is so wrong with short hair that these women feel like they have to put an old nasty disgusting wig on their head? The concept grosses me out.