Kim, Fix That Shit On Your Head!
The sixth main character of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is definitely Kim's fucked up, raggedy ass weave-wig-thing. At first, I thought Kim was just wearing a busted weave. And then I figured it was a dime store wig. Now I think it's a combination of both! It's like she just keeps piling fake hair mops on her head. It would take a few Boy Scouts to figure out what's going on up there. Her head is the place where weaves and wigs go to die. A weave graveyard!
Kim claims her "mysterious" sugar daddy doesn't want to be on camera, because he's a celebrity. That's not the reason. He can't be on camera, because he's trapped under that polyester nest! Luckily, he still has his cell phone so he's able to transfer money into her account. The bitch can afford a fugly ass $2,000 birthday cake for her daughter, but won't spend the money to fix her shit!?
Below are a few more pictures of Kim's disastrous hive. Oh and I must thank NeNe for giving the quote of the night: "She didn't say she was sorry. She said 'I apologize.' She didn't say 'I was sorry." There's a big difference.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 15, 2008 - 4:29pm
HAAAAAAAA HA HA! I spit out Fresca can juice on board of keys! sticky bubble citrus drink all over!
*applies sharpie to forhead hair arches. Cuts bitch*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 15, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Oh, yeah, and, that bitch is fug. Have a little respect for yourself and get a decent-looking weave.
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Respect yourself, respect yourself
If you don't respect yourself
Ain't nobody gonna give a good cahoot, na na na na
Respect yourself, respect yourself
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
People actually watch...this...show..?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 15, 2008 - 4:22pm
This make Boswalla think of Travelocity gnome with a rager of a hard on!
A little cement boner in his wee little blue pants!
And chola make up!
- Chola Tranny gnomes!!! Cut bitch times for discount airfare.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oh, yeah, and, that bitch is fug. Have a little respect for yourself and get a decent-looking weave.
Sheesh.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I just googled "Lee Najjar." Apparently, he's not very well-liked. Shady...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by snowpiece on October 15, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I have 500 epis on my dvr, should I bother?
NOOOOOO!
We can go to Chelsea to see trannies with big ole heads and if you need to hear a trashy Southern accent we can prank call my fat whore of an ex sister in law who is using my bro as a suga daddy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I watched this last night and all I could look at was her HAIR she needs to put a flat iron to it ASAP!
I have 500 epis on my dvr, should I bother?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I don't watch this mess, I have no idea who this ho is, but that hair. Yuck.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 15, 2008 - 4:22pm
This make Boswalla think of Travelocity gnome with a rager of a hard on!
A little cement boner in his wee little blue pants!
And chola make up!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo on October 15, 2008 - 4:11pm.
she has penis times in pants!
- BOSWALLA TRANNY GNOMES!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
On MK's myspace page it does say he watches everything on tv. Guess this proves it! I'm glad he does and reports back so I don't have to!
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For all you slatternly sluts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw
I saw 10 minutes of this show and that was 9.75 minutes too many.
This ho had her tits hanging out of her shit while having a birthday party for her 11 year old daughter. She was holding a wine glass as she got into the SUV taking her and a dozen 10 yr olds to a 'party'. No doubt her daughter will turn out just like Mommy, a lush, a ho, just another woman who relies on the money of some 'sugar daddy' to pay her way through life.
Message to Kim: Looks don't last forever baby, get a grip on reality, HAVE SOME DIGNITY, and learn to earn your own keep. Teach your daughter that the important things in life are not material goods, but rather those virtues that earn respect from others.
What shallow, narcissistic, egotistical, plain outright STUPID fools these women are. However, I'll admit that I look forward to seeing each and every one of them all fall off their "high-horse". Their future crash is something they'll have rightly merited, for once.
Best show on Bravo right now. I'm loving that Sandra Rose has a lot of dirt too.
Off Topic: MK you know Sandra gave you a shout out yestreday on your Beyonce post
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I can hardly stand to listen to these women complain about how hard they had to work to get the success they have now. PLEASE BITCHES! Theres only one of them that actually has a job and the others just lay around shopping or complaining how they have to do mom things.
They are all for the most part vain neglectful mothers too absorbed with themselves to really notice their kids.
Dressed up redneck!
Well i hope Lee najjar's wife catches an spisode of her hubby's tranny friend here and rips her Jessica Simpson clip on weave out her big ole head!
That is ONE HUGE HEAD that dude has there!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOl.. I did notice wat Nene said, sorry does sound more caring the I apologize..lol crazy shyt
Submitted by KD on October 15, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Where'd you get that info? Because I'm pretty sure he's an African American (do I need to be politically correct on here?) Perhaps a pro-ball player.
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From a reliable, connected source. His son loves to hang with the gauche new money look at me set. He wasn't interested, but his daddy was! Anything they're implying on the show is a smokescreen. He's in hiding because he's married with a capital M.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Big Poppa is Lee Najjar
balls
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
You can totally tell her long hair is synthetic from the way it catches light.
If you're going to wear a weave, at least wear human hair.
she has penis times in pants!
Not a womanly woman.
SHE could play pro ball!
Ah is a pro at playing with her OWN balls.
Nuts, shes got two of em!
MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
*had to get that out*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This show should be called "The Future Bitter Hag Divorcee's of Atlanta".
Perfectly refined old money these lovlies are.... ah, yes. No new McMoney here.
My dad said all these women are ugly, he asked where are the pretty housewives in ATL, why don't they show them?
I didn't have an answer and I LMAO!
All these hwores are busted.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
That show is the perfect documentary on the state of decline in America.
The ATL of today is all about some new money ketchup-on-caviar gold diggin McMansion livin, gas guzzler drivin' Ghetto Fabulous bougie ass tom Foolery.
Im embarrassed for these cunts.
The weave is all kinds of I-75 possum road kill MK, spot on.
"If it doesnt have a working peen , then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
She is dating Lee Najjar, some real estate guy in Atlanta. The reason he WON'T be seen on camera is because he is ALREADY married.....
Good one weavy.
She might want to try spending some of her money on a new rack. Her boobs look like two tennis balls at the bottom of tube socks!
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Where'd you get that info? Because I'm pretty sure he's an African American (do I need to be politically correct on here?) Perhaps a pro-ball player.
She needs to fix the weave and her chichis, they looked busted too, esp in the last thumbnail.
ugh. between the synthetic-ass weave and the french tips i can't look at this woman's face when she is on screen. she makes me think burkas might be a reasonable invention.
Oh and Atlanta should change its name. Or kill itself.
"She didn't say she was sorry. She said 'I apologize.' She didn't say 'I was sorry." There's a big difference"
tru da.... lol....
I'd like to know where they find these obnoxious ridiculous women? One the first episode she's like "I'm a black girl in a white women's body..I should have been born black." Then she proceeds to explain how she wants to record a country album...umm, how many black women do you see recording country albums?? The only "black" thing about this woman is that ridiculous Beyonce wig/weave she has piled on top of her huge head.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I've never watched these shows but the title pisses me off. Are these women really housewives? Do they start the day with mr. clean and a mop or do they have maids?
They should rename it "The Trophy Wives of _______".
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
The show works only as a warning about how ugly, vapid, vacuous, and egotistical people can be.
This show puts the whore in whorrible. But I was trying not to judge Kim because I was thinking maybe she was going to reveal that she had battled cancer or something. Still waiting for her annoucement.
ugh, i have a friend with a weave that looks just like this. im so embarrased for her...but still not close enough of a friend to tell her how busted it is... :(
The lot of these hags make my teeth ache.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
What do wealthy men see in very average, painted up, fake from head to toe tarts like this? I guess it's like having a blow-up doll, only somewhat more life like...
And I hear her "big Poppa" ...excuse me...
((vomit))
...whew, all better. I hear her "big Poppa" is an Atlanta real estate mogul of middle eastern descent who is very married. Nice, Kim.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I don't know why, but I just love this hot mess. She is my favorite one on the show.
So glad I don't watch this pile O crap.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1