Brit Brit (And Her Fur Pits) Are Number One!
Put the possum on the barbie and nuke the leftover Shoo-Fly pie, our little Cheetoling is number one!
Britney Jean Spears has the top song in the country with the hillbilly anthem "Woomanizah." She's made history for jumping from #96 all the way to #1. She also has the number one shit on iTunes and in Spain, France, Canada and Sweden. "Woomanizah" is her first #1 since "Baby One More Time" in 1999. Praise Cheesus!
We should all celebrate by making another Cheeto recipe tonight. This one is for delicious Spicy Chicken Cheetos Patties. If you're on a diet, use Puffy Cheetos instead. They're lighter. Click here to get that recipe. Wash it down with a big glass of chilled Jello juice.
Here's Our Lady of Cheetos airing out her raccoon pits while going to dance practice. Raise your hand if you're hairy.
It's not Brit's fault. She used all the shaving cream on her cooch and taint. Priorities! And don't ask me why she's holding her bag like that. Maybe somebody told her it will deepen her thoughts or something.
ubmitted by lala007 on October 15, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Michael Jackson has talent, he has singing talent and song writing talent. Britney Spears is nothing more than a manufactured pop tart. Who needs an army of handlers to do all her work for her.
she is a creation of other peoples work.
Submitted by emmexoxo on October 16, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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WOW. I felt the 'PEACE' in your post.
She's never going away! I hate this world *crying*
Submitted by Duff on October 15, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Duff -- It's finally coming.
Guns N' Roses to release new album next month
http://www.reuters.com/article/musicNews/idUSTRE49898V20081009
I already have a lot of the "new" songs, and I saw the new line-up on tour a couple of years ago. It's all good. Give it a chance.
WTF MAN??!! HAIRY ARMPITS!! WOW!! WE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN OUR DAILY BORING LIFE WE NEED TO MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY'S HAIRY PITS!! O PLS.. FUCKERS LIKE U NEVER HAD THAT OOPS B4.. UR ASS AINT PERFECT.. LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR, THEN FIND THE BALLS TO JUDGE OTHERS..
P.S. HAIRY PITS, BALD HEAD, NO PANTIES, SCREWED UP GOLD DIGGING EX-HUSBAND.. ALL PERSONAL ISSUES THAT SEEM TO BOTHER U IN SOME AKWARD WAY.. GUESS WAT LOSERS.. SHE IS STILL A MULTI MILLIONARE.. AND MORE SUCCESFUL THAN YOUR NAGGING ASS WILL EVER BE..
GO AHEAD.. COMPLAIN LOL.. MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL BETTER..
PEACE
Submitted by M.E. on October 16, 2008 - 1:26am.
Sorry to hear speakit. I hope you find your happiness.
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OH it's okay. I just couldn't believe the nerve of him. I WILL NEVER go back, that's the start to finding my happiness.
does she do this shit on purpose? i find it so hard to believe that she is just so dumb and disgusting that she waits THAT long to shave her pits and throws a tank top on without realizing-? i mean she is dumb and disgusting, but part of me is wondering if she did that shit for attention? what do you guys think?
Ok.. I could understand if let's say Amy Wino bounce back to get a #1 but Britney? really?
Whatever. Bitch will win a Grammy too. Just wait and see. That's how hollywood whores get rewarded for their actions.
It looks like Shitney is never going away. So I'm going to make her go away in my head. Just block the Shitney. I don't listen to her music so that's easy. Just skip right over her fug mug and hairy pits when I see a post about her. I won't let her cheetoness bother me no mo'.
There. I feels bettah
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Sure she's #1 on the charts. Jessucka Simpson was #1 on the cuntry charts...and that was with a whoppin 65,000 copies sold.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
HOnestly, I think it's likely not that hard to get her to number one. These days people don't "buy" music nearly as often. There are all kinds of other ways to get it.
What Britney's got is a bunch of fans plus the execs at Jive plus herself. All of them hoping for a "comeback" and all of them knowing that buying records is what's gonna do it.
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Lean Like a Chola
LOVES IT! And someone said her 15 minutes were up?? Hhahah yea right!
LOVES IT! And someone said her 15 minutes were up?? Hhahah yea right!
I will never understand why some people still buy her shit even if she's trashy, untalented and a complete mess. She's not even hot anymore, so whats their excuse? Obviously it cant be "because it's good", thats not even an option.
Oh my, I just skipped Yoga class due to a little embarrassing stubble. She has it out there for the world to see.
Shoo Fly Pie is from Pennsylvania Dutch country, not a southern dessert.
The women in my family are born without hair under our arms. Just thought I'd rub that in.
Aw sick, MyTwoCents! Too early for crab references!
@Green Is Good
...or a furry home for her crabs. Hehehe.
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MyTwoCents, looks like Brit will never be without an ashtray in her house.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:17am.
Additional: How did her single shoot to number ONE?! I was kidding around when I said Twatney bought enough to shoot it up the charts, but that's a lot of bank.
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I think you might be on to something. Shoot to number one? Maybe guns were involved! You'd have to hold one at my head to get me to buy this crap!
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Nighty night ESE!! Thanks for the giggles! That reminds me..there are other stories to get to. LOLs.
*raises kitty tail in the air*
*sprays rainbows*
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Additional: How did her single shoot to number ONE?! I was kidding around when I said Twatney bought enough to shoot it up the charts, but that's a lot of bank.
Later, ESE.
HAHAHA!!... you... uummm... "guys" have fun today! i gotta get some sleep(hopefully)... catch ya all later!!
OT: oooohhhh, am i really gonna do it?... nope... i don't care(just for EEG!)
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 16, 2008 - 6:05am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:04am.
*throws rocks*
You sleepy yet?
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No, but I may have dreams about playing dodgeball in the 6th grade. That shit will toughen a bitch up quick.
ESE, drop the soldiering iron, damnit! It's the booze talking!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:04am.
great, just great... now i gotta rock you to sleep and put a soldering iron in my eyes!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 6:04am.
*throws rocks*
You sleepy yet?
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EveryStrangersEyes , think about this: in 18-20 years, we'll be reading about the Brangelina/Spears/Cruise/Bitchie kids.
Scary thought, actually. You can just rock me to sleep tonight!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 5:56am.
i'll go with your theory... but, i'm not buying any kids, damnit!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 16, 2008 - 5:48am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 -
... sorry to hear you're sick.. would you like a strong dose of Britney to purge your illness.
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No, no, no. Everybody knows only Saint Brangelina can cure the sick with one touch.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 16, 2008 - 5:54am.
Also doubles for hangover cure.
if this doesn't work, i'm gonna blame you!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 5:44am.
I myslef have been down with the flu the past couple of days, so ALL I did was sleep yesterday. Occasionally waking up and stalking Dlist!
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Sorry to hear that. You know what might make you feel better? Fill some luggage with ice and hold in on your head. Also doubles for hangover cure.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 16, 2008 - 5:49am.
heehee!!... is Brit also related to an Irish Setter?... nah! they're cute!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Yeah he's delusional! I refer you to this:
a revolutionary!... a trend setter!...
Its spelt R.E.D. setter
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 5:44am.
sleep's not the prob... the booze brought on the delusion tonight!... sorry to hear you're sick.. would you like a strong dose of Britney to purge your illness... wait, that might have been what did it!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 16, 2008 - 5:43am.
HAHAHA!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 16, 2008 - 5:37am.
hey, hey, hey!!... what about those of us who haven't gone to sleep yet?!
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Really? Gad, you be near delusional from lack of sleep!
I myslef have been down with the flu the past couple of days, so ALL I did was sleep yesterday. Occasionally waking up and stalking Dlist!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 16, 2008 - 5:40am.
was that "forhead for pleather" or a "plethora of forhead?!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 16, 2008 - 5:25am.
A true Renaissance woman!...a visionary!...a seer!...an eye and a forhead for pleather!
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Mornin' Green!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 5:34am.
Morning to any early morning sluts here.
hey, hey, hey!!... what about those of us who haven't gone to sleep yet?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Morning to any early morning sluts here.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
a revolutionary!... a trend setter!... a soothsayer!... a new way of looking at carry on luggage!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
*smiles*
*winks*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 16, 2008 - 5:17am.
HAHAHA!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
She needs to stop listening to the h8ters that told her she'd look better with a bag on her head.
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if the bag's empty, we are witnessing "thought osmosis"
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 16, 2008 - 5:01am.
I'll have you know I studied at the school of Spears and all I got was this persistant rash...rash...rash...rash.
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Britney is obviously far better travelled and read than a lot of the members here.
The obsessive removal of women's underarm hair is a fairly recently adopted practice. I believe it only became popular across Europe shortly after the turn of the 20th century. Eventually it became a ritual that was expected of all women - dissent would not be tolerated, and apparently this draconian attitude towards beauty remains with us today.
Once again, people fail to realise that Britney is an educator.
She is liberating women.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
So that is how the "piracy kills music" thing works: only the most braindamaged retards who don't know how to use the internet, buy music. Hence their ringtone crap of choice becomes no. 1 of the billboard charts instead of actual music.