Thursday, October 16th 2008

Cook's Cock On Tape

We already know that Peter Cook loves jacking it on webcam to his cyber fuck buddies, so it's no surprise that there's a sex tape out there starring him. Page Six reports that they've seen stills of Cook's sex tape with his ex-teen mistress Diana Bianchi.

The stills show Diana stripping for Peter while he hand hugs his weenus. In other still, Peter rests his head on Diana's ass pillow. There's also pictures of Diana and Peter doing it on the brown love seat in his office. It was smart of him to purchase the brown love seat. It hides the skidmark stains.

Cook reportedly made the tape without Diana knowing about it. Diana's lawyer said that they are considering suing Cook over the tape.

Christie Brinkley's lawyer claims they know nothing about it, "Nothing about Peter Cook's behavior shocks us. We don't know anything about this tape. We never saw it and we never heard about it. Christie's concern is for the sake of her children and she hopes this video is kept private."

So who's shopping Cook's sex tape? It could be Cook. Now that he isn't relevant anymore, he probably thought he'd whip out (put intended) the good shit. It could also be Diana. Bitch wants to get paid AGAIN! If Christie knew about the tape, she would dropped it during the divorce trial. My pennies are on Billy Joel. When in doubt, blame BJ.

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I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Little miss's picture

Peter, you're cooked.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Peter strikes us as a homosexual.

Have these fish-fucking stories been verified?

Christie paid off her third husband because she wanted sole custody of their son, I believe for
one million dollars. Then she met "that one" while she was riding her horse at her friend's house, took one look at Cook and said "wow, he's cute." Irregardless of her past history with husbands, so what! Billy Joel was a serial womanizer.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on October 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.

what if he also taped Christie without her knowing while they were married?
imagined that, a Christie Brinkley sex tape!
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I'd pay to NOT see that.

He looks like such a hound dog. I'd do him.

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SpiceDong's picture

what if he also taped Christie without her knowing while they were married?
imagined that, a Christie Brinkley sex tape!

She'll be so mortified she will die...she certainly knows how to pick' em.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

This guy is such a skeevy tool. He's entertaining, though.
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letinstar's picture

ugh...this guy is no prize, but neither is christie since she can't pick a good man and keep em satisfied...
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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

So where is the meat??? Link to meat photos, please!

StewieGriffin's picture

Sorry, but Christie comes across as your typical frigid wasp bitch. No wonder he had to dip the peen in the hired help. I want to see the pictures, just so I can add it to my collection of celebrity peens...admit it, y'all know you have one too.

jussayin's picture

aww sooki sooki now.

I don't want to see Peter's peter, and it sounds like his ass needs to be in jail.

Or maybe he got R Kelly's lawyers....
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Celtic_lass's picture

WEENUS: The skin on your elbow...... but somehow fitting of Peter Cook's cock.

Deb's picture

CREEP-O

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rockylife1968's picture

Wow Diana is extremely hot, but if you got Christie Brinkley at home, certainly internet porn is not going to be in the picture.

I have a theory that Christie didn't take care of him the way a man needs. She hasn't been able to keep a husband. She must be a b*tch.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/diana-bianchi/

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on October 16, 2008 - 10:46am.

I somewhat agree with this. If you're an average, every day person, I can understand wanting to go thru the courts to get justice, even if you have kids to consider. BUT if you've already got more money than you could ever need, maybe it's worth settling it silently (maybe less fairly) to save the kids' feelings.
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rockylife1968's picture

Then there's also this photo of him whacking to a picture of Christie Brinkley in front of his computer. Now that's priceless.

Sugaroo's picture

His head is shaped like my front door.

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sexy's picture

You mean Peter Cock.

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The cold remains of what began with a passionate start.
And they may not want it to end,
But it will, it's just a question of when.
I've lived long enough to have learned,
The closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned
But that won't happen to us,
Because it's always been a matter of trust.

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sparkys nemesis's picture

This time, I feel sorry for Brinkley. However...stop saying everything's about protecting your kids when the case could've been settled out of the public eye. Sending your kids out of town was lame. If you want to protect them, stop seeking publicity.

No Words's picture

I just thought of who he looks like....Buster Pointdexter! Gak!

Jaded - the original's picture

This guy just looks like a total ass.

What was his claim to fame, anyway - before he and Brinkley were married?

Sugaroo's picture

Can this slug in human form go any lower? I don't believe that he is 100% at fault because no one, including Christie Brinkley, is perfect. But whatever culpability she may have, it ain't nothing compared to this disgusting waste of foreskin.

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The Page Six article was written by Richard Johnson.

No Words's picture

Thanks, guys.

She is kinda pretty...what was she doing with that old fool? Wait, never mind.

Dallas's picture

I don't believe ANY of what Page Six is offering on this one!

snowpiece's picture

Diana Bianchi
Diana Bianchi is the former assistant for Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley's husband. Bianchi and Cook met in 2005 while she was working at a toy store in which Cook purchased toys for his children.1

Brinkley discovered Cook and Bianchi were having an affair when she found private e-mails between the two and filed for divorce in 2006. Cook was 49-years-old and Bianchi was 17-years-old when the affair began.2 Bianchi was one of 44 witnesses subpoenaed during the divorce proceedings and testified to meeting Cook for 10 romantic rendezvous.34

Fast Facts
Born: 1987
Aspires to be a singer
Affair occurred in late 2005 and early 2006
Accepted job at Cook's architectural firm
Salary was $1500 a month5
Also given jewelry and a car5
Father is a police officer
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Granny Clampett's picture

Peter Cook is YUCK...These middle aged douches only go after young girls because young girls haven't been around the block enough times to recognize a douche when they see one.

No Words: She was supposedly 18. She's kinda pretty:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/diana-bianchi/

snowpiece's picture

No Words: she was 17 when it started.
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snowpiece's picture

or his daughter with CB, she hates Cooke.
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No Words's picture

If she was a teenager, what part of this mess isn't illegal? Or was she 19?

Sounds completely nauseating.

LoLo's picture

This guy played the part of "Pig Man" in the hospital suicide jumper episode of Seinfeld correct?

Im just going by the guys nose and facial features here not the fact the he and Christie had a typical Hamptons marriage.

Get bent! You and Christie! Both of you shove cocks in your mouth and drown in the bay!

Morons!

wake me up when we find out Christie purchased one of her many, many homes with a bad loan and is facing auction. Then maybe i would blink in your direction.

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