Saint Angie's Child Army Is Not Complete
Saint Angie Jo was on "Today" this morning to whore out that "Changeling" movie-thing and conversation quickly turned to her ten million babies. Saint Angie even said that the other kids are never surprised when they bring another one (or two) home. I can picture Captain Maddox rolling his eyes and saying, "Fine, but I'm putting them knife cleaning duty. Shiloh, you've just been promoted to the gun-loading shift."
Matt Lauer also asked Saint Angie if they were planning to add new members to their holy child army. She kind of gave a smug nod and said "Yeah." She went on to say that they would wait at least a few more months before handing over the winning lottery ticket to another baby. "You can't even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled."
Great. All Brangaloonies should immediately be put on suicide watch. You just know they are going to jump off the nearest bridge hoping they will be reincarnated as a third world orphan for Brangelina to adopt.
Above is the entire clip of the blessed wax figure's interview from this morning. The personal shit is past the 6-minute mark. I'm disappointed with the hardcore Brangaloonies out there. Why weren't they in the background, fainting and throwing themselves at the window? For shame. They should punish themselves by watching the entire first season of "Friends."
Submitted by pisceskitty on October 18, 2008 - 1:58pm.
I love how matt slyly asked her if she and brad, and the kids would ever settle in one place. We all know children need stability, and need to learn social skills. Being shuttled from place to place, and living on a private plane cannot be easy.
She seemed irritated by the question. These kids are going to be fucked up big time!
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What's even more pathetic is that she blames the children for her decision in NOT settling down. Claiming that they love packing their bags and flying off to another country/state/city. Be a parent already!! Of course they love it... it's all they've ever known. I bet if they lived in one house, slept in one bed, attended one school, and had a shit load of playmates... they'd love that too! There's no comparison. It sounds like an unstructured circus act !
I love how matt slyly asked her if she and brad, and the kids would ever settle in one place. We all know children need stability, and need to learn social skills. Being shuttled from place to place, and living on a private plane cannot be easy.
She seemed irritated by the question. These kids are going to be fucked up big time!
I wish to god this satanic skank would get over herself. She is not the first woman to adopt, and "raise" children. Why does everyone make such a big deal over her?
She and Brad are about to crash and burn big time! All of this is going to eventually come to an end, and it's not going to be pretty. They have both bought into there own hype, and Jennifer Aniston should consider herself lucky. I wouldn't want kids with a man who has no balls either!
" A natural soft, woman mother..."
as opposed to a natural soft, woman father?
This bitch is SO BLAND!!! I couldn't even get to the gossipy part of this interview about her "ARMY OF KIDS", because I was ready to burn my eyeballs out of my head with a lit cigarette.
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Does anyone feel like she's talking about puppies when she speaks about her family?
She's gonna go pick another one up at the pound but she has to wait a few because the other two haven't settled in yet. The other puppies are okay with the addition of new puppies but gotta sniff em out first before they allow them to stay. They don't want a bitch getting all fiesty on them.
What a whack ass family. At least Mia Farrow had the sense to adopt over time, not get a new kid every 6 months.
On a side note why does she dress so old? Ever since she got with Brad she's so matronly looking. It looks like she shops at Talbots.
She grosses me out...Clint needs to not lick her ass to save face or movies. He will lose respect.
She's a publicity shitstorm. Anyone with half a brain can see her tactics...lame
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Submitted by zinnia on October 17, 2008 - 12:46am.
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Dina is risking to lose the inheritance after Clint. If Jolie has any chance at all , she will swap in, marry Clint , fukc him to a heart attack and then get his inheritage.
I mean Dina had to put up with quite a bit from clint during those eight years i can imagine, but she kept her eyes on the prize , and now Jolie might rob her of it.
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Poor old fart Clint thought it would be nice if they were called Clintalina, well I will call them CLITALINA. She is blowing him thats for sure. Pathetic whores both of them.
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
This is getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. Did the Vatican green-light her canonisation? Will watching "Gone In 60 Seconds" stop fighting in Gaza? Will the vials of Billy Bob's blood cure rickets?
Hard to believe the same woman who clam-baked with Jenny Shimizu has been crowned Holy Mother.
Is this woman anything but codependent? Now it's I don't want to be without him? Rendering truth to her depression while he was away. Seems like there is some kind of void that always need filling. Not just talking about between her legs.
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schooling? discipline???? lol-and I love how annoyed she looked when he mentioned the chateau. And the kids have independence??? umm...they're like, 7 and under. Her parenting sounds delusional as does her relationship.
And that scene sucked! Her screaming was forced and unemotive, and I think a lot of actresses could have done it better.
But I have to say, she had potential at one point, and in this interview she carried herself well until she looked pissed. But this movie looks sucky. I'll just wikipedia the story.
I saw an extended trailer for Changeling last night on Bravo. AJ was awful.
Submitted by Chimp on October 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 16, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I don't know why Clint thinks anyone is going to see this movie. We already know how the movie ends: the kid dies.
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well loads of people still went to see the titanic though they knew it was going to sink in the end.
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They went for the special effects and a fictionaly woven-in romance story. With The Changeling, all you've got is a depressing story with a crappy ending and a soppy actress.
OK, I’m off to bed but look at this. Is there any tiny detail of her life we don’t know.? You’ll note how she makes out she got the Clomid twins via an on set quickie- not legs up in the air in a doctors surgery. I actually think I hate her.
“It's fitting that motherhood is central to Jolie's role in the film, which opens in select cities Oct. 24. The actress and her brood of six with actor Brad Pitt have become a global sensation.
Fitting, too, what happened to her on the set. "I got pregnant during filming, yeah," she says, then hesitates, suppressing a smile.
Eastwood, sitting beside her on a couch in a suite at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, looks stunned and says, "Don't tell me on my watch!"
Jolie curls forward, crosses her legs (in high-heeled black boots) and covers one eye with her hand. "I won't tell you which scene," she half-whispers to him.”
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2008-10-15-angelina-clint_N.htm
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
@lizzieb;
Ha! Spooky....
In a separate incident in Munich, police intervened when a 32-year-old was seen cycling around the city with her naked 18-month-old baby in the child seat in temperatures of just 11 degrees Celsius.
The woman, a lawyer, told police officers the child had refused to let itself be dressed and that she was only respecting the child's wishes.
PS...Weirdly I just up and read that as "told a lawyer and police" but it says she's a lawyer. I will say that it still seems likely that they threw that in to throw us off.
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You know the holy family are shacked up in Germany? What's the betting this woman, baby and bike story is about her breaking in the latest purchase? 18 months old sounds about right, fitting that gap between blobs.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081016/tod-on-yer-bike-two-german-cyclists...
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on October 16, 2008 - 6:06pm.
She actually said her kids change diapers and get the babies dressed? This just shows she spends zero time with those kids or she'd know that children that age couldn't possibly change a diaper. Will this fuckery ever end?
The worst of it is, Maddox will be too busy cleaning his daggers so it's a four, three and two year old looking after premature, tiny infants they more than likely resent. But of course we are forgetting that these are special kids- why St A said that they were independent. If you are independent at 2 then changing nappies is a walk in the park. Will this fuckery never end? Only when Maddox stabs someone and the whole circus is put in care
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
She actually said her kids change diapers and get the babies dressed? This just shows she spends zero time with those kids or she'd know that children that age couldn't possibly change a diaper. Will this fuckery ever end?
blech. even 10 seconds of that was noxious.
pretty face, but there is NOTHING going on inside.
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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 5:08pm.
ANGEL
LOL! I do believe he asked her what kinds of things Brad wants her to do that she makes concessions for...
She was like "Brad wants things?"
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shit. what's the minute mark for that gem?
yes i am that lazy.
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LOL! Well, she didn't actually say that. But you know was thinking it because she couldn't think of ONE thing to support to statement! LOL!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Having watched the video, may I say:
"Madd's the professional big brother".
-Yeah, just what a 6 year-old kid wants.
"Their independent enough to not need mommy and daddy all the time".
-Sure, Saint Angie. Children of the ages of 6,4,3 and blob year-old are totally able to be independent. But they DO need an army of Nannies, and a boarding school far, far away.
This woman is certifiably insane. Is there a pack of wolves available to raise these kids?
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Could I just second that please. What on holy hell is she talking about? Children are independent at 18 not fucking 2. What on earth goes on in her head? Why is she so fucking arrogant? As someone else said no wonder she keeps out of the US. If the adoption laws are even half as tough as the UK ones she would be lucky to have a goldfish. Letting her adopt more kids with 4 little ones and infant twins- how? How? how? Jesus wept. I suggest the black kid she's got her eye on to match Zahara try to get a disfiguring disease in the next 3 months. It won’t be pleasant but it's better than the alternative.
I disagree when people say the interviewer is challenging her, if he got any further up her arse he's need a rent book. True he’s not drinking her piss a la JJ but he couldn’t suck up much more.
Finally that film looks fucking awful and she is awful in it. Looks like holy hell, ET in drag and is overacting to a degree that would make the most legendary scenery chewer blush. I have said this before but will say again. What woman in mental turmoil has the time and inclination to put on full slap with cock sucker red lips? She’s about a plausible as a nine pound note.
FUCK OFF, PLEASE I BEG YOU. STAY IN THE US, GERMANY IS TOO CLOSE.
Sorry to shout but I live in mortal dread of her moving to London.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
ANGEL
LOL! I do believe he asked her what kinds of things Brad wants her to do that she makes concessions for...
She was like "Brad wants things?"
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shit. what's the minute mark for that gem?
yes i am that lazy.
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Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Thanks. What was the comment that made her brow furrow?
I cannot be arsed to watch the vid. blech.
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LOL! I do believe he asked her what kinds of things Brad wants her to do that she makes concessions for...
She was like "Brad wants things?"
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Thanks. What was the comment that made her brow furrow?
I cannot be arsed to watch the vid. blech.
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Submitted by c-est_moi on October 16, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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My mother can't stand Angelina for that exact same reason. She always says that when those kids grow up, Angelina's going to constantly throw up in their faces that she "saved" them from the streets and they should be thankful to her, etc. I didn't believe that until I saw this interview. Talk about self-righteous and smug. This bitch has Madonna beat for the title of "Most Arrogant, Self-Absorbed, Delusional Asshole of the Century".
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Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
I actually didn't mind her at all for the first part of the interview when she was just talking about the acting - she just sounded like a typical run-of-the-mill Hollywood actor. But my opinion totally chanegd the moment the interviewer dared to ask her a question that remotely challenged her belief in her own saintlihood. The immediate frown and look of disdain and displeasure was hilarious to watch - she seemed genuinely amazed that anyone dare question her integrity or morals. Her answer was all kinds of lame too, giving no justifcation for what I've said over and over again is the essential hypocrisy of celebrities like her and Madonna, who witness the extreme poverty of the places they adopt children from then go back to their lives of extreme extravagance and luxury. I was dying for him to follow it up by asking her if she really felt no guilt at all for the excess and luxury of her lifestyle in comparison to that she witnesses in the third world, but her regal frown had obviously put him off and he bottled it with the challenging questions after that.
For the rest of the interview she reminded me absolutely of Madonna with her air of superiority, quiet arrogance and the total self-belief that everything she does and says is right. It must be the way these people are adored and fawned over by fans and staff that make them this way - it reinforces their sense that they know better than everyone about everything. Thats why she was so flipping discomfitted when the interviewer dared to challenge her - it was probably the first time anyone has done so in years.
But above everything the interview really just made me think how utterly normal she is. She's just another Hollywood actress, not some flipping deity. She does mad things but ultimately is no more interesting and special than anyone else. The hype around her has really become out of control, and I see no foundation for it other than that she's quite good-looking. Its just the same as with Kate Moss - they're both totally normal indiividuals who have been turned into something way beyond what they actually are, purely becuase of their looks. Our society is unbelievably shallow.
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Well, at least those adopted kids are staying real by being taken back to the "street child life" that should have been theirs, and told how lucky they are by their Savior/Mommy Dearest...who if she really gave a F### could feed their brothers and sisters and moms and dads too, who aren't dead, just stuck back in the 3rd world. Really cool. 3rd world parent takes kid to "orphanage" so kid doesn't starve to death, then WHITE SAVIOR angie shows up.
With the heavier fallen cheeks, Angie is starting to look like her Dad.
She'd better keep that weight up. Otherwise her chicken cutlets will give Phoebe Price a run for her money.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Whatever crap she's been doing to her face over the last year has to STOP. It's beginning to scare me. Especially since in the thumbnail on that 3rd pic she looks like the love child of Jennifer Garner and JLo.
Her skin is so translucent that she looks "Bodysnatched".
creepy creepy creepy.
I said it before, I'll say it again, they're trying to be the upper class Duggars with all the kids, and passing off the babies to the older ones.
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Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Another thing about Ange is once you see her promoting one of her films and think about her body of work as an actual actress, you realise her fame is based entirely on what she gets up to in her personal life and has nothing whatsoever to do with being a Hollywood "star".
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Film star Angelina Jolie most certainly ain't.
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There was that one film where she played an insane sex fiend who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue. I believe that is considered her tour de fuck.
Where's james haven?
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Fuck me with a knobby stick this site is WORK!
Can someone tell me if it's worth reading back 3/4 pages of comments? Any good uns?
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Fuck I'm late to the Festivities.
"You can't even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled."
WHAT THE GOTTDAMN FUCK?
What the FUCKSHITHELL does she know about a "settled family"?
6 MONTHS?
Skeletina needs to be put on several Watch Lists.
Suicide Watch
Baby Hoarding Watch
Celeb Hworing Watch
This is psychotic ideology in action. She should be a McCain supporter, they're both fucking clueless fucktards.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Isn't Ann Curry usually the go-to reporter when it comes time to kissing this woman's ass? I wonder if she was in the corner pouting.
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Another thing about Ange is once you see her promoting one of her films and think about her body of work as an actual actress, you realise her fame is based entirely on what she gets up to in her personal life and has nothing whatsoever to do with being a Hollywood "star". If you look back through her opus, there is not one single film which you could use to say that is Angelina Jolie showing why she is a movie star. Julia Roberts has Pretty Woman, Meg Ryan has When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless in Seattle, Demi Moore has Ghost and Indecent Proposal. Angelina has erm... what exactly? Mr and Mrs Smith? Wanted? Tomb Raider? Girl...Interrupted? Despite her oscar for that performance, it was for playing a supporting character role as opposed to the lead actress. She has no magical, awe-inspiring performance that could give calling her a movie star any credibility. Her fame is based entirely on looking good on the red carpet, hooking up with someone who does have some movie star credibility (A River Runs Through It, Thelma and Louise etc), and her over-publicised private life. Film star Angelina Jolie most certainly ain't.
Sooo clever, Michael!
Having watched the video, may I say:
"Madd's the professional big brother".
-Yeah, just what a 6 year-old kid wants.
"Their independent enough to not need mommy and daddy all the time".
-Sure, Saint Angie. Children of the ages of 6,4,3 and blob year-old are totally able to be independent. But they DO need an army of Nannies, and a boarding school far, far away.
This woman is certifiably insane. Is there a pack of wolves available to raise these kids?
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 16, 2008 - 11:29am.
All I can say is that this bitch is fucking gorgeous. The extra weight has done wonders to her emaciapated figure.
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I especially like the way her face doesn't move when she talks.
that is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by jussayin on October 16, 2008 - 2:19pm.
ha! freedom to starve!!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 16, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I don't know why Clint thinks anyone is going to see this movie. We already know how the movie ends: the kid dies.
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well loads of people still went to see the titanic though they knew it was going to sink in the end.
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Submitted by ingbot on October 16, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I actually thought Matt was pretty good in this interview. He was subtly digging at her and it was getting to her. You just couldn't tell because of all the botox in her fivehead. He didn't appear to care for her.
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I got that same sense exactly. Its funny because on JJ people were saying "he was onbviously very taken by her"
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Keane - you make great points. I always enjoy your posts.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 16, 2008 - 11:29am.
All I can say is that this bitch is fucking gorgeous. The extra weight has done wonders to her emaciapated figure.
....emaciapated is gonna be my new word. I don't know if it means you are free to be thin or what. But gotta love the combo emaciated and emancipated together!
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She is really not a very good actress unless she is acting crazy or carrying a gun. She is a horrible choice for a period piece. She looks like she is from the future, with her giant head and skinny body. I used to really like her back when she was in FireFox and movies like that. Where are the Katherine Heburns of today?
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Her real kid in the movie is kidnapped by a pedo, raped, then murdered.
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Mmmmm, I'll pass...
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
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"Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 1:46pm."
I bet Angelina would totally love her loonies, seeing how she seems to thrive on mindless attention.
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