Saint Angie's Child Army Is Not Complete
Saint Angie Jo was on "Today" this morning to whore out that "Changeling" movie-thing and conversation quickly turned to her ten million babies. Saint Angie even said that the other kids are never surprised when they bring another one (or two) home. I can picture Captain Maddox rolling his eyes and saying, "Fine, but I'm putting them knife cleaning duty. Shiloh, you've just been promoted to the gun-loading shift."
Matt Lauer also asked Saint Angie if they were planning to add new members to their holy child army. She kind of gave a smug nod and said "Yeah." She went on to say that they would wait at least a few more months before handing over the winning lottery ticket to another baby. "You can't even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled."
Great. All Brangaloonies should immediately be put on suicide watch. You just know they are going to jump off the nearest bridge hoping they will be reincarnated as a third world orphan for Brangelina to adopt.
Above is the entire clip of the blessed wax figure's interview from this morning. The personal shit is past the 6-minute mark. I'm disappointed with the hardcore Brangaloonies out there. Why weren't they in the background, fainting and throwing themselves at the window? For shame. They should punish themselves by watching the entire first season of "Friends."
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Submitted by missy on October 16, 2008 - 12:18pm.
That's exactly what I thought when I watched this with my morning coffee. They're little kids, of course they need their parents. Heck moms don't even get to go to the bathroom by themselves when their children are that young!
I was hoping Matt's softball question was going to be about reconciling some of their hypocracies like "we're so environmentally conscious" but their actions and lifestyle equals a pretty big carbon footprint.
I've never wasted any brain cells thinking about her, but I watched the last 6 minutes and....
Ugh, ugh, ugh, fucking ugh, ugh, ugh.
THIS is the person everyone (well, not here) thinks is a saint, a great humanitarian, humble and the greatest person ever born????!!!!!
I must be missing something because I'm not seeing any of that.
Why didn't Lauer ask her about the MOA fountain? :)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 16, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I don't know why Clint thinks anyone is going to see this movie. We already know how the movie ends: the kid dies.
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which kid? her kid or the one the cops try to pass off as her kid?
is the death slow and painful, or quick and painless?
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Her real kid in the movie is kidnapped by a pedo, raped, then murdered.
Okay, I admit I'd die happy if I met Eric Bana. But in THIS case, Brangelina wouldn't stand a chance against Jill from JJ.
Hey now! Maybe we should orchestrate an intro! Jill would love them to death and their bodyguards would kill her. Then the world would be rid of three assholes!
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Well, i'd wet myself if i met Gerard Butler!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 1:36pm.
what do you honestly think would happen if people like that Jill person actually met Brangelina? *shuddering*
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Oh there is no doubt in my mind that she'd
poop in her pants.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Is Angelina really a "bankable" actress? I don't remember any of her movies doing well except for Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 1:34pm.
They go so far beyond admiration, it's sick. I've told several people about JJ and until they saw it for themselves, they believed I was exaggerating. Even then, a few thought it was a joke. I wish it was.
Mrs K, what do you honestly think would happen if people like that Jill person actually met Brangelina? *shuddering*
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It's awesome when people have so much love for children, these two love the hell out of kids and are fortunate enough to provide a good life to children. There are way too many in their "hollyworld" who could give a shit about what they could do to embrace - in any aspect - the life of a child.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I have been trying for over a year to understand brangeloonyism and I am still perplexed.
like, WTF?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 16, 2008 - 1:23pm.
sugaroo that Jill bitch would eat her own young or throw them into traffic if it meant defending her precious Angelina. That place is full of raging psychopaths and all for the love of a shrewd plastic whore. Lovely.
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She is seriously out of her mind! I've had crushes on celebs in my time and have probably had arguments with my friends over which one is cuter. But to go to the extent the Brangeloonies do? Good God, it's not as if they actually know Brangelina, right? Scary to think there are people who truly believe these celebs would give them the time of day if they actually met them.
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Gia - too true unfortunately. Please also see Keira Knightley. The number of incredible starring roles she has got despite being possibly the worst actress of all time makes my blood boil. But unfortunately it all comes down to pretty face + lots of young fans = box office and ergo films get made at all. Its exactly the same with Angewaxface. Producers need them to get financial backing. They sell it to financiers on the basis of those faces. Utterly crap and shallow world we live in, AGAIN!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 16, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I don't know why Clint thinks anyone is going to see this movie. We already know how the movie ends: the kid dies.
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which kid? her kid or the one the cops try to pass off as her kid?
is the death slow and painful, or quick and painless?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I actually thought Matt was pretty good in this interview. He was subtly digging at her and it was getting to her. You just couldn't tell because of all the botox in her fivehead. He didn't appear to care for her.
Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
You are right on about most things, but Kate moss is ugly and even she look better than the frozen face botox wonder Angie ho. As for the luxury, I don't see anything wrong wih celebs enjoying their money. The only thing wrong is Angie ho is full of shit. You're right, as soon as he started asking her those things she had that how dare you look on her face. That is why she doesn't like America. If she stayed here too long they wouldn't let her adopt and would take the rest of kids away from her, she is crazy
i have no problem with these people having as many kids as they way, they can clearly afford it & they love kids. if i had their bankroll i would definitely want a big family too... however i have major issues with angelina getting movie roles. she is a horrendous actress, really terrible. i do think she is a gorgeous woman & the camera loves her, but what ever happened to actors being able to actually act. its all such a high school popularity contest now & the films end up sucking because of it.
sugaroo that Jill bitch would eat her own young or throw them into traffic if it meant defending her precious Angelina. That place is full of raging psychopaths and all for the love of a shrewd plastic whore. Lovely.
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I don't know why Clint thinks anyone is going to see this movie. We already know how the movie ends: the kid dies. That's horrifically sad, to know there's no positive outcome to a depressing movie with an actress who only knows 2 expressions, the gasp or the one-eyebrow-raised look.
huh...hmmm she's "shy and flattered" when people compliment her looks ....(rolls eyes) stfu! was she there to promote the movie...or more of her "perfect life"? She could've stopped Matt and said "I am here to talk about the movie etc"... bunch of caca to me.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Keane on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Kate Moss is uglier than John McCain's asshairs.
No offense to your post.
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I actually didn't mind her at all for the first part of the interview when she was just talking about the acting - she just sounded like a typical run-of-the-mill Hollywood actor. But my opinion totally chanegd the moment the interviewer dared to ask her a question that remotely challenged her belief in her own saintlihood. The immediate frown and look of disdain and displeasure was hilarious to watch - she seemed genuinely amazed that anyone dare question her integrity or morals. Her answer was all kinds of lame too, giving no justifcation for what I've said over and over again is the essential hypocrisy of celebrities like her and Madonna, who witness the extreme poverty of the places they adopt children from then go back to their lives of extreme extravagance and luxury. I was dying for him to follow it up by asking her if she really felt no guilt at all for the excess and luxury of her lifestyle in comparison to that she witnesses in the third world, but her regal frown had obviously put him off and he bottled it with the challenging questions after that.
For the rest of the interview she reminded me absolutely of Madonna with her air of superiority, quiet arrogance and the total self-belief that everything she does and says is right. It must be the way these people are adored and fawned over by fans and staff that make them this way - it reinforces their sense that they know better than everyone about everything. Thats why she was so flipping discomfitted when the interviewer dared to challenge her - it was probably the first time anyone has done so in years.
But above everything the interview really just made me think how utterly normal she is. She's just another Hollywood actress, not some flipping deity. She does mad things but ultimately is no more interesting and special than anyone else. The hype around her has really become out of control, and I see no foundation for it other than that she's quite good-looking. Its just the same as with Kate Moss - they're both totally normal indiividuals who have been turned into something way beyond what they actually are, purely becuase of their looks. Our society is unbelievably shallow.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Smug mug is right.
Look at that first thumbnail.
"Bitch please! Bow to me!"
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God I hate her!
Smug mug is right.
Look at that first thumbnail.
"Bitch please! Bow to me!"
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
we are going to have to put up with her smug mug for a few more weeks.
hopefully after the movie is released she will disappear.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by sienna miller on October 16, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I'll bet the brangeloons are frothing at the mouth right now over at justjared
they always make me laff with how rabid they are. Look out!
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Not only was my comment over there deleted, the person who quoted me was also deleted. Seems they can dish it but can't eat it. Assholes.
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Maybe she feels empty on the inside and she thinks those children will complete her, and when she realizes it doesn't work, she figures she must need another one.
I'll bet the brangeloons are frothing at the mouth right now over at justjared
they always make me laff with how rabid they are. Look out!
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WAIT! EUREKA! BRILLIANT! That's not really Angie! Her wax "likeness" escaped from Mme Tussaud's and is fooling people all over!
The real Angie is still crying in her tub three times per day (no more no less).
Damn, I need to get a P.I. license! Sugaroo P.I. Now I can buy that pesky red Ferrari I always wanted.
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Submitted by Chimp on October 16, 2008 - 12:36pm.
i just watched the changeline trailer - her acting ability is really quite so-so... you can see her acting (if you know what i mean??),
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yes, I know what you mean...her acting is not seamless.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
she better get some braces cuz it looks like her teeth are going to be parallel to the ground very soon
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
i just watched the changeline trailer - her acting ability is really quite so-so... you can see her acting (if you know what i mean??), and you just dont get lost in her character at all, nor is it that believable...
but i do think shorter hair looks better on her!
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1. FUCK CLINT EASTWOOD!
2. I'll give him a pass - he's got a movie to sell.
3. Toddlers get jealous and want their mommies back.
4. I call bullshit - who lets a three year old dress a three month old?
5. I call bullshit again "Do you have any examples of something Brad wants that you have to give into?" The correct answer "Hell no! Just sometimes he takes some convincing to do MY things!"
6. If she's such a damn good actress why should I believe anything she says?
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Any bets on when Brad flees for the exit? How long can he put up her sactimonious bullshizz?
Submitted by Andraya on October 16, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I touched Matt Lauers shoes once. He was not wearing said shoes at the time.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
I fucking love you Lolo :)
how you been mama?
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Now now Missy!
I think what she meant was that THEIR 2, 3, 4, and 6 yr old children are "independent" and "don't need Mommy and Daddy all the time. Not your AVERAGE ORDINARY 2, 3, 4, and 6 yr old's.
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I didn't think it was possible but she's even further up her own arse then she was a year ago.
OMG Angelina, SHUT UP! SHUT UUUPPPPP! She and Brad are everywhere and they always look so....proud of themselves. Newsflash, you are NOT the first people to adopt children from third world countries and you are NOT the first people to have twins and you are NOT the first people to raise 6 kids. All this blabbering she's doing is only going to make it that much more difficult when she and Brad get tired of each other and split up.
Submitted by missy on October 16, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Absolutely. & even if they can dress &/or feed themselves (Maddox & Pax, perhaps), they still need love & attention. Hell, I'm 43, & I need love & attention!
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She looks exhausted and starving. Eat a donut Angie and take a nap!
Matt Lauer is such a douche and that's how she treated him. Good for her.
Why hate on her, she's no different than any actor? Just answering dumb questions to get thru a dumb interview. They probably never answer truthfully and why should they, it's all part of the job.
Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2
“They’re all at that great age that they are not threatened. They’re independent. They don’t need Mommy and Daddy all the time.”
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you are an absolute moron and dare I say a child abuser.
Ages 2, 3, 4, and 6 are "great age(s)" where the children are "independant" and "dont need Mommy and Daddy all the time"???????
those kids are fucked. 2, 3 and 4 year olds DO need mommy and daddy all the time. Cunt.
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...And yeah the bulshit about how the adopted kids remind her of the poverty in the world because, if it wasn't for her they would have ended up like those street kids.
WHAT??? Stupid self absorbed bitch you ain't God. Those kids are only there because she need something to tell her she is the savior of the world. It's absolutely pathetic. This nonsense is making me sick
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Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 11:59am.
Angel, I lurves the dlisted chola diary. Especially the comments!
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Can someone break the sad news for her: the Nobel Peace prize has already been given! Sorry you were passed, so you can give up the patronness outfit.
Try again next year,you'll surely get luckier with a new third world toddler.
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jj loons ARE terrifying. No matter what she does they have a defense for it but if someone else does it, they go and they bash. They criticize Aniston for her face work (which I don't see - and no not a fan) and it's perfectly obvious that Jolie has had work done. I mean, if you want to do your face up, fine...but if were me I would step up and say "hell yeah, bitch, I can afford the good kind."
Jolie could kill puppies with her bare hands and they would have a excuse for it.
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