Saint Angie's Child Army Is Not Complete
Saint Angie Jo was on "Today" this morning to whore out that "Changeling" movie-thing and conversation quickly turned to her ten million babies. Saint Angie even said that the other kids are never surprised when they bring another one (or two) home. I can picture Captain Maddox rolling his eyes and saying, "Fine, but I'm putting them knife cleaning duty. Shiloh, you've just been promoted to the gun-loading shift."
Matt Lauer also asked Saint Angie if they were planning to add new members to their holy child army. She kind of gave a smug nod and said "Yeah." She went on to say that they would wait at least a few more months before handing over the winning lottery ticket to another baby. "You can't even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled."
Great. All Brangaloonies should immediately be put on suicide watch. You just know they are going to jump off the nearest bridge hoping they will be reincarnated as a third world orphan for Brangelina to adopt.
Above is the entire clip of the blessed wax figure's interview from this morning. The personal shit is past the 6-minute mark. I'm disappointed with the hardcore Brangaloonies out there. Why weren't they in the background, fainting and throwing themselves at the window? For shame. They should punish themselves by watching the entire first season of "Friends."
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Submitted by urmomma on October 16, 2008 - 11:57am.
"...of course you are speacial, madd, you are special becuase...oh, look at z, isn't she just so full of personality, and funny...oh, shiloh, honey, we love you, too because you are the first child we made, oh wait...no, pax, we haven't forgotten about you...wait, who are you again?...oh, shit, I just stepped in something...oh, viv, I didn't see you laying there on top of what's-his-name, I should really pick you up...look, there is a piece of gum stuck to my shoe, we will wait six months adopt it...."
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LOL - repeat that 365 days of the year!
I can't take this bullshit, this ugly stank whore never stop. Who the fuck does she think she is fooling? "The kids like moving", bitch your unstable ass like moving and your too selfish to change your lifestyle for those kids.
All this crap is all for the movie and I hope that movie is a box office disaster. That little clip of her over acting in the office scene SUCKED. Stick to killing people are blowing up thing. Why the hell would she even want to adopt so soon after she have give birth if it wasn't for publicity. I guess she can just collect babies and have her army of nannies do all the work.
Adopting and selling pictures is her new way of making money. Ugh! I can't stand her
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 11:46am
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LOL! Or they start snarling like the cats in "Ghost."
I was banned at JJ (Just Jolie) a few months ago, when I went troll baiting.
i volunteer to get myself adopted. i will gladly hang out with her gaggle of kids if it'll get me a rich mommy and daddy. and i have a 14 year old, so they get two for the price of one.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 16, 2008 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 11:49am.
ok....if you say so?
I still think Z is the best of the bunch and they need another back kid to balance it out.
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"...of course you are speacial, madd, you are special becuase...oh, look at z, isn't she just so full of personality, and funny...oh, shiloh, honey, we love you, too because you are the first child we made, oh wait...no, pax, we haven't forgotten about you...wait, who are you again?...oh, shit, I just stepped in something...oh, viv, I didn't see you laying there on top of what's-his-name, I should really pick you up...look, there is a piece of gum stuck to my shoe, we will wait six months adopt it...."
hugs y'all
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 11:49am.
ok....if you say so?
I still think Z is the best of the bunch and they need another back kid to balance it out.
JJ is the scariest site EVER. They are so vicious in there that if you just pop in and say you LURVE the Jolie-Pitts, they call you a D-Listed whore and tell you to go south. Whatever that means. lol.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
ROFLMAO! The loons are out in full force on JJ! I swear, I'm gonna land in there with both feet like a huge shitbomb.
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Just in case you missed this from a few days ago...allow me to re-post.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 7:41am.
Comment copied from y'all know where:
Jill @ 10/13/2008 at 3:56 pm
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LOL! Her again!
Hell - sometimes I think that Jill is Angelina's publicist.
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JJ is surpising filled with jeers...
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 16, 2008 - 11:43am.
what? I'm not a troll, wtf?
I'm just sick of this piece of shit, somebody else has my avie, maybe you are confused because of that.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 16, 2008 - 11:17am.
They need another black kid for sure. Z is the best of the bunch though IMO.
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Submitted by No Words on October 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
I'll have you know I've been to that noxious site twice in my life, missy! I think if I typed JJ into my browser, my computer would spontaneously combust. As a card-carrying member of the JA fan club, I'm pretty sure I'd be denied access, like when a possessed person tries to enter a church.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 11:41am.
Sandbitch,
Wow...Dlisted cockroaches. Well, i reckon i'd rather be a cock-a-roach than a delusional fanatic.
TEAM COCKROACH!
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LOL - Like that did you?
Some *thing* on JJ is also copying lizzieb's comments and pasting them on JJ as lizzleb. ESCANDALO!!
what? I'm not a troll, wtf?
I'm just sick of this piece of shit, somebody else has my avie, maybe you are confused because of that.
Peeking in at JJ - their posts have heavily dropped.
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Sandbitch,
Wow...Dlisted cockroaches. Well, i reckon i'd rather be a cock-a-roach than a delusional fanatic.
TEAM COCKROACH!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Thanks Sugar she was awesome...A true role model
That is unless she had twins on purpose.
Oh and I know she meant to have two kids, 3 kids just happened but still. (twins)
I used to think she was great until i realized that she calls the paps to watch her. I also and maybe this doesn't mean anything, wondered if she was so into adopting, why she is having so many kids of her own. 3 kids is a lot for someone who is so into adopting kids. I used to defend her but I don't anymore. I know that she needs attention and I get sick of it. And if you don't know it by now, all you have to do is see the pictures of her breastfeeding. But I do want to see that movie. I can't help it.
I think Skankelina has another bomb on her hands. Read some of the early reviews below:
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Manohla Dargis of the New York Times, refers to Angelina's "waxworks performance in "the Changeling."
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NYFF Review: Changeling
By Katey Rich: 2008-10-03 00:41:21
Jolie weeps and screams her way through scene after scene, committing herself fully to a character who never emerges as a real person, just a devoted mother brought to the brink. Amy Ryan is sparky and provides some of the movie's few laughs as a fellow psych ward inmate, and Jason Butler Harner is chilling as the serial killer who emerges halfway through the film and leads Christine to the truth about her son. But the supporting characters, like Christine, are merely pieces moved around the motions of the script, playing their part and then getting shuffled off so we can watch Angelina cry some more.
As the movie wraps itself up in constant prologues, stretching out the two-and-a-half hour running time, a movie that should have been taut and vicious becomes a meandering, sentimental period piece, a strange place for Eastwood to wind up. It's good but not great, pretty but flat, and compared to some of the other work that has come down the NYFF pike, simply out of place.
LOL I think Mrs G is right, she is starting to look like Jordan and vice versa
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
ROFLMAO! The loons are out in full force on JJ! I swear, I'm gonna land in there with both feet like a huge shitbomb.
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Just in case you missed this from a few days ago...allow me to re-post.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 14, 2008 - 7:41am.
Comment copied from y'all know where:
Jill @ 10/13/2008 at 3:56 pm
Nothing like a new thread on Angelina to bring you and the rest of the d-listed trash scurrying out from your garbage can hideaways like a bunch of roaches sniffing food.
Now, about the knife: when my son was in the Cub Scouts, part of his equipment was a scout knife. I bought him a scout knife. You want to report me and the other cub scout mothers to protective services?
Idiot.
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Cop that! LMTO
It's absolutely amazing how she expects to be treated as a divinity.At a point, Lauer tries a non asskissing question:how do you feel going from extreme poor places and then returning to an extreme lavish mansion? Well, of course, he doesn't dare to phrase it this way.
Look at the way she immediately frowns at him, the guy feels the awful godly wrath and quickly becomes a doormat:"it was not disrepectful or anything like that, of course you've worked so hard and totally deserve it, bla bla"
It's sickening!
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I am big.That's the pictures that got small.
Mrs. Gosling, yes but your grams probably didn't use the kids for profit and gave them a good stable home.
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Why doesnt this stupid bitch just set up a fucking orphanage or a group home in several different places or stick to donating cash to causes?
WHY DO YOU NEED TO OWN THEM?
They arent puppies for christ sake!
Or how about working with legislature on mending adoption laws that prevent children going to good homes?
Nooooooo that wouldnt put her in the spot light as much!
BITCH HAS NO COMMON SENSE!
ANd i dont give a fuck if some fucking fantard loves her lips or likes her movies.
THAT AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WITH IT!
She and Pitt are sick son of a bitches messing with matters they are to fucked up to understand.
" God Bless them" all you fucking want.
Assholes!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She's turning into one of those old women that collect cats, only with children. OMGosh, I just got a picture in my head of Angie sitting with 50 babies crawling all over the place, all with dirty diapers halfway falling off.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Your grandma sounds like an awesome person and I wish I'd had someone in my life like that when I was growing up! :-)
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All I can say is that this bitch is fucking gorgeous. The extra weight has done wonders to her emaciapated figure.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
So shiny all the time...plasti-face...like Kidman.
It's the bo...
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 16, 2008 - 11:17am.
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She is starting to look like Katie Price lol
Seriously more kids??? Well My grandma had 13 kids of course they were all biological...still they all managed to live very good lives and my grandma was one of the strongest women I have ever met devoting her time to her church and people with AIDS...She managed to make every single son/daughter/grankid feel like her favorite person in the world...She however isnt famous =(
She's a hoarder. It's a mental illness. There's a good reason she's never adopted in the USA...she'd never pass the psychological exams they give.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 16, 2008 - 11:16am.
Stockbroker: That makes me happy -- all I'd seen were raves.
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Dramaqueen! Step away from Just Jared!
(Kidding!)
I truly believe that she is box office poison.
You vapid cow, how about you wait until you know you havent fucked up the other 6 kids first before you attempt to ruin more
Sugaroo: That's what the bio blobs are for, silly! So they can tend to the Rainbow Coalition & draw St. Skankalina's pity baths for her!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 11:07am.
My money is on a little African girl.
....hey Angelina! adopt me. I'm a little Black girl, well I'm not from a Third World country but I'm from Brooklyn, that's kinda close, and so what I'm grown, I can wash and dress myself (thank God, no offense but your taste is suspect), minimal care involved, plus I've been adopted before so I know the whole process.....and I'm cute, intelligent and can do my own hair! I won't be any trouble, and you can just leave me a lil trust fund or something in the will, ya know?
adopt ME!!!!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
mslewis - I seriously hope you were being facetious...
She is either oblivious about what contradiciting crap she spews or she is purposely desiring public hatred for simple publicity. Either way
her kiddos render more cash than her movies. She knows it and acts on it. Personally, I will not buy anything gernerated by these two or involving them.
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ROFLMAO! The loons are out in full force on JJ! I swear, I'm gonna land in there with both feet like a huge shitbomb.
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
She REALLY wants us to see that piece of shit movie of hers. Go away.
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Go Phillies!
I'm sick of this children buyer, brother fucker attention whore!
They need another black kid for sure. Z is the best of the bunch though IMO.
No Words: From your lips to God's ears!
Stockbroker: That makes me happy -- all I'd seen were raves.
Deb: It'll never happen. She'll leave him, & then he can morph into his next girlfriend.
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I fucking love her, too!
LOVE her.
Blot your fucking face you stupid cow!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Excuse me, but wasn't this the same woman who a little more than a month ago was crying in the tub three times a day (no more and no less) because she was so exhausted?
There ain't a violin even close to being big enough to accompany this jerk's whining.
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People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. - Paul Newman
She'll keep adopting until that Billy Bob tattoo is completely covered.
Brad Pitt is surely in noisy pukey poopy hell and diving deeper still.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 16, 2008 - 11:13am
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Music to my ears. (-: Her "acting" in the trailers looks terrible.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 16, 2008 - 11:07am.
" Here's news, Angie: once they get bigger, you can't bring them back or dump them in a shelter, asshole!"
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But you CAN dump them with a Nanny, or send them off to boarding school!
Submitted by mslewis on October 16, 2008 - 11:01am.
What's the big deal? Once you have 6 kids, a few more won't make a difference!!
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That's a good attitude to have about shoes or cans of peas but not children.
Morning, dramaqueen! ♥ I really can't add much more than that... it's like something out of Oliver Twist, isn't it? Only with designer rags.
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