Thursday, October 16th 2008

Saint Angie's Child Army Is Not Complete

Saint Angie Jo was on "Today" this morning to whore out that "Changeling" movie-thing and conversation quickly turned to her ten million babies. Saint Angie even said that the other kids are never surprised when they bring another one (or two) home. I can picture Captain Maddox rolling his eyes and saying, "Fine, but I'm putting them knife cleaning duty. Shiloh, you've just been promoted to the gun-loading shift."

Matt Lauer also asked Saint Angie if they were planning to add new members to their holy child army. She kind of gave a smug nod and said "Yeah." She went on to say that they would wait at least a few more months before handing over the winning lottery ticket to another baby. "You can't even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled."

Great. All Brangaloonies should immediately be put on suicide watch. You just know they are going to jump off the nearest bridge hoping they will be reincarnated as a third world orphan for Brangelina to adopt.

Above is the entire clip of the blessed wax figure's interview from this morning. The personal shit is past the 6-minute mark. I'm disappointed with the hardcore Brangaloonies out there. Why weren't they in the background, fainting and throwing themselves at the window? For shame. They should punish themselves by watching the entire first season of "Friends."

Posted by: Michael K


sexy's picture

Baby addiction!

Stock Broker's picture

No Words ~ "the Changeling" is already getting early bad reviews, specifically on Skankelina's acting and Clint Eastwood as director.

Green Is Good's picture

What VOID in her life is Saint Brangie trying to fill with yet MORE children?!

She's insane. Certifiably insane.

NovaNightly's picture

Seriously this woman needs to stop this and take some time to raise the horde she already has. I have enough trouble devoting individual time between my two boys...let alone 6+ kids. *sigh*

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Stock Broker's picture

Skankelina is the BIGGEST fraud on this planet. Is there anything she won't do for attention?

Somebody needs to tells this pious, egotistical, self centered, delusional, heroin addicted sea hag that she needs to stop "collecting kids" like they are some kind of a trendy hobby.

DebFrmHell's picture

PULEEZE!

Just go away. I hate them with the power of a thousand suns...

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snowpiece's picture

all in white like the Saint she is...
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Deb's picture

What is going to happen to Angie's child-collecting hobby when Brad wakes up, grows a pair, and takes off?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Sugaroo's picture

I saw the entire nauseating interview. They gave this asshole more airtime than they give to politicians. Note her beatific expression and toned-down makeup. This bitch is more fake than Paris Hilton's extensions. It makes me sick to hear her talk about her reasons for dragging those kids all over hell and back. And she couldn't even agree that now the Pittster is in her life she no longer prefers being alone. She couldn't even commit to agreeing her view has changed. Looked to me like she only wants his sycophantic ass around when it's convenient for her. Angelina Jolie is not a humanitarian who adopts kids because she wants them to have a better life. She is an insecure woman who collects kids to make herself feel worthy and who is like other people that collect kittens and puppies. Here's news, Angie: once they get bigger, you can't bring them back or dump them in a shelter, asshole!

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No Words's picture

She looks terrible in the trailers...white, emaciated, and with ginormous red lips like festering sores. I want "The Changeling" to flop, and she and Brad (and the orphanage) to disappear.

Clarisse's picture

My money is on a little African girl.

The set is out of sync. Two Asian boys, three blessed bio cherubs and a lonely little Ethiopian chile.

Angie Ho...Bitch is bat-shit nuts.

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CeeCee's picture

Ick, the third thumbnail looks like Rachael Ray.

Oxygen's picture

Michelle Duggar's gonna slap her with her meat curtains.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Still like her. Still don't care how many kids they have. Still bored seeing them everywhere. Secretly gleeful that she looks busted tired and has flat hair.

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

she should just have a pre order for kids like a magazine subscribtion instead of weekly she can have a kid delivered once a year.

dramaqueen365247's picture

IG: That's why I love you -- succinct & to the point. Those poor blobs will be mopping floors & sweeping the chimneys before they're out of diapers.
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No Words's picture

Six kids in four years is not normal or healthy. Pax is still sucking his thumb, forgodsake. And all the kids look like beggars.

parissucksliterally's picture

I thought the other day, she said they were going to wait a while?

Oh, GOD.

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Oh, Michael. It was a good interview and the adoption question is way at the end. And it's not a new thing. Both Angelina and Brad have said they want more children. What's the big deal? Once you have 6 kids, a few more won't make a difference!!

islandgirl's picture

Oh for fuck's sake.

The end.
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Deb's picture

I've said it before, and I'm saying it again. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when any or all of these children has his or her Christina Crawford moment:
"Why did you adopt me? I wanna KNOW!"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

No Words's picture

Stop the madness! This is absolutely nuts. Can't anyone see that this is a sickness?

Miss November's picture

I fucking love her.