Kevin Costner Too
Lisa Bonet (see below) isn't the only ho making baby announcements this week. 53-year-old Kevin Costner's pepaw spermies successfully knocked up his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner. BABIES!!! And we were doing so well without all the new baby news.
Kevin's spokesbitch tells Star Magazine that she will pop out their second baby this Spring. The two are happy, blah...blah...blah.. I'm sure she's fucking thrilled. Money in the bank! A gold digger's job is never done.
Kevin and Christine already have a 1-year-old son together they named Cayden Wyatt Costner. He has three other kids with his first wife.
A friend of Kevin says life is fucking amazing for these two drips. "Kevin is really in a good place in his life and enjoys being a father and family man. They have an amazing house in Santa Barbara overlooking the ocean with lots of land to play with their growing family. Kevin is perfectly content, playing golf, eating delicious meals, drinking good wine with friends and being a dad!"
Are you still awake? I apologize for this boring post about two bores. I should have just put up a picture of a boiled zucchini. Maybe I can redeem myself with this video below. Skip to the 2:45 mark. That table is an honorary Hot Slut!
Thanks Edward
Did Ceiling Cat see that?
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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lolololol!!!! That ending reminded of Peter from Family Guy when he hurts himself & keep saying...
ssshhh aaahhh! sssshhh aaahhhh! sssshhh aaahhhh!
sssshhh aaahhhh! sssshhh aaahhhh! sssshhh aaahhhh! sssshhh aaahhhh! sssshhh aaahhhh!
*classic*
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
That video was all sorts of WTF. What the hell kind of prison cell room was that? Why was this crazy singing? Why did she post it? And what the hell made her think her fat ass could stand on that little tiny table?
The fall made the pointless video worth it though.
ow that hurt ... snicker
It is obviously as boring as assholes in the mental ward.
Moonmaid, get out of my head!!
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I really think Kevin Costner is an incredibly stupid dickhead, but some deep hidden part of me must find him attractive, since I once had an incredibly dirty dream about him.
One of those where you wake up and say, "Huh? Him?"
"That really hurt!"
Hahaha
I also cannot believe she posted it on YouTube!
i'm sure his first wife and other 3 grown kids are just thrilled...he is such an ass
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Oh, thanks God you said "babies" MK! I thought after Will Smith, Pink and JLo, it's a Scientofag epidemic.
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still watching this...fantastic...
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ive been watching that stupid girl falling off the table all day!!!! i also love dlisted more than anything. you should kick perez's ass!!!!!
Marry me, MK. I beg you. On my knees.
We can eat ghetto fish tacos and sing on tables and laugh hysterically when we take turns falling off the tables.
I am so on your sick, twisted wavelength.
Even if we just have a Travolta/Preston marriage, I would go for it.
I love, love, love you.
Heh, yeah, someone posted that in the comments earlier today on ONTD.
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That table + Abandoned Couch = Hot Slut Couple
I was really hoping that thing was going to break in half. But the actual result was almost as good.
omg...i just watched this again and i'm laughing hysterically, like i've never seen this before...
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Did she really upload that?? Gawd, Denis Leary has company in stupidland, doesn't he.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
That table should be the honorary hot slut of the decade!!! I have never laughed so much at work between that woman falling and the drunk pony. Bravo Michael K!!!
Who ever said that his wifey is a hotter White Oprah, spot on.
Maybe I shouldn't have watched this with my 4 year old and encouraged her to laugh at the fat lady falling. But really, it was to show her why I don't let her stand on the coffee table.
OH MY GOD>>I"M IN TEARS.
Holy crap. Doesn't see know the fat girls rule? No singing on top of tables. It's against all rules of gravity.
Thank you for a happy happy Thursday.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by goodsurf on October 16, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Hey his wife looks like a younger prettier version of DINA LOHAN!
So true, I was wondering why Kevin Costner was with White Oprah!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Costner better pray for a HIT MOVIE as he's going to need money to pay for the divorce from this goldigger.
My dream is to live in Santa Barbara
snowpiece
Well thanks any way for posting it
I can't stop watching either.
People falling make me laugh :\
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BOO!
Remember when Kevin Costner was on his honeymoon in Europe and a masseuse at a very nice motel outed him as rubbing one out during the massage?
I think she was suing someone for emotional stress and harassment...wonder whatever happened...
Rishkin I just got it off youtube, I can't stop watching it, LOL
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Falling down was the most exercise she's gotten in quite some time.
Damn! Girlfriend busted dat ass..hahahaha
Who ever shortened it to just the fall, snowpiece I think, Thank you.
Fuckin funny
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Wow, how nice that Costner enjoys being a family man...and not the serial skirtchaser he was when wed to wife#1.
DAYUM! It's hard to pretend you're not on Facebook at work while you're laughing your MF'g ASS off!!
"oh!...ugh!....oh God!...ugh!...awww!.."
Shoulda pulled a Family Guy
":inhale: ahhhhhhh! :inhale: ahhhhhhhh! :inhale: ahhhhh!"
snicker*snort!
LOL trisc, thanks for the props, LOL I sent it to MK too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by jwormyk on October 16, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLF1T5mnwo&watch_response
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Please watch this...snowpiece posted it
Thanks MK for the video. LMFAO. I can, now, add 'sadistic' to the list of my personality traits. That was hilarious. It's a keeper.
Kevin Costner - never did get his appeal and still don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I love how the table was groaning under her weight and then it smacked her in the ass- Hot Slut for sure - that bitch of a table knew what he was doing
ROTFL!!!! I made the mistake of watching that at work and not only laughed uncontrollably, but now I have the giggles and everytime I think of it I start laughing. Like in the middle of a meeting....woops.
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
au, oh, damn that hurt, oh, uh, aaaaaw!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLF1T5mnwo&watch_response
O..M..G..
*Hi snowpe ice
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You are redeemed! I have the office rolling on the floor after watching this.
He's an asshole that can't keep his dick in his pants. He used to be hot looking, now he just looks like the dirty old man he is.
SNOW PIECE thats so fucking funnnnnnnyyyyyyy BWAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
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LMfffAO!!!
People are really fucking sick and twisted!
Shut up MK,you know that woman is your cousin!♥
(that fell off the table)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLF1T5mnwo&watch_response
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOL i think she goes "damn I'm trippin"
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Not to laugh at another's pain - but it is kinda funny around 3:22 she's rolling around on the floor and the "Y" in You Tube is plastered right over her coochie.
I don't claim to be mature.
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Still not sure if it's a move up or down for Dina Lohan?
the DUDE! abides...
Ouch, I wonder if she ended up with some broken bones? That looked BAD. Funny, but BAD.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK