Kevin Costner Too
Lisa Bonet (see below) isn't the only ho making baby announcements this week. 53-year-old Kevin Costner's pepaw spermies successfully knocked up his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner. BABIES!!! And we were doing so well without all the new baby news.
Kevin's spokesbitch tells Star Magazine that she will pop out their second baby this Spring. The two are happy, blah...blah...blah.. I'm sure she's fucking thrilled. Money in the bank! A gold digger's job is never done.
Kevin and Christine already have a 1-year-old son together they named Cayden Wyatt Costner. He has three other kids with his first wife.
A friend of Kevin says life is fucking amazing for these two drips. "Kevin is really in a good place in his life and enjoys being a father and family man. They have an amazing house in Santa Barbara overlooking the ocean with lots of land to play with their growing family. Kevin is perfectly content, playing golf, eating delicious meals, drinking good wine with friends and being a dad!"
Are you still awake? I apologize for this boring post about two bores. I should have just put up a picture of a boiled zucchini. Maybe I can redeem myself with this video below. Skip to the 2:45 mark. That table is an honorary Hot Slut!
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Damn, she really felt it too all that groaning she was doing.
hahaha that was great. People falling down is always hilarious and the more hurt they are the funnier it seems to be....yes I'm going straight to hell, lol.
That table spared us all from more of that bitch's singing and provided hilarity in one fell swoop - that honorary hot slut title is well deserved!
...Especially when they use things for which neither they nor the accessory was designed.Darwin will someday prevail with this one.
LOL that heffa knew she had no business gettin' up on that table! oh well, at least she still put it up for us to laugh at!
Hey his wife looks like a younger prettier version of DINA LOHAN!
There's something about the physical comedy of people taking a spill that makes my day.
OH!!!
Shit, that looked painful.
Didn't the stupid twat HEAR the table creaking under her massive girth?! OUCH.
i just watched this again...this is my new favorite video....
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OK, I just watched that vid for the fourth time, and have laughed harder each time. People falling down rocks!!
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Submitted by justjane on October 16, 2008 - 1:33pm.
That table should hook up with "abandoned couch". They could be Dlisted's first Hot Slut couple?
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THAT IS THE BEST POST YOU HAVE EVER FUCKING PUT ON THIS SITE..I LOVE WATCHING THAT FAT PIG ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND AND MOAN..THAT TABLE FUCKING RULES AND BITCH YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T SING EITHER!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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That table should hook up with "abandoned couch". They could be Dlisted's first Hot Slut couple?
MK, you're a sick fuck. I can't stop laughing!
it is sad to look that the people not only is fat is stupid but the worst part is recording and uploading it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just add orange and coke for InstaLohan!
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 16, 2008 - 1:11pm.
That table was just not that into her.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
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Have you heard the latest? We are scurrying cockroaches according to some bint o'er there.
Said the table: I QUIT THIS BITCH!
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
That table was just not that into her.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
OMFG ! buahahaaha lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooo@ this damn video. One would think that the table squeaking would give her ass a clue as to what was about to transpire. This by far has been the best laugh I've had all day & I truly needed it,thank you so much for posting this video.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)
Costner's bitch looks like Ho-han's mother..definately.
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My all time favorite funny clip is from German Candid Camera. I've watched it a zillion times and still laugh.
The two fat ladies at the end are fucking hilarious. ACHTOONG!! Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour. And the kid, check out the kid...!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_BWmcYopNo
Is bitch in deep thought or falling asleep every couple verses? She reminds me of one of those crazy whores that get on the subway axking for money cause they are singing.
Submitted by miso-horny on October 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
For some reason that video reminded me of Family Guy when Peter fell down and hurt his knee and started going sssss ahhhhhh sssssss ahhhh over and over again lol.
OMG so true!!! LOLOLOLOL
Hi Sienna :)
OUCH!!!
that was Funny
*SNORT*...
score: table 1
big girl 0
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
That's the gift that keeps on giving. I can't get enough.
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For some reason that video reminded me of Family Guy when Peter fell down and hurt his knee and started going sssss ahhhhhh sssssss ahhhh over and over again lol.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
People falling down: funniest thing ever.
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talking chihuahuas: funniest thing ever.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Sheeps!!!
where the hell have you been?!
that chick on the table is priceless.
Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
The Chola Diary was great. I recall when you first got into cholas. *sniff*
"How does Kevin Costner keep still getting work!" Family Guy
Why would the fat chick get on the table, fall down, act like the guy in family guy and still post it on you tube. Was that the family guy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Angel!
Kizzay, dot! AND now sheeps!
i think her singing killed the table.
HAHAHAHAHA that video! Still funny after 5 plays. That had to hurt, even with all that, um, padding.
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This woman is 20 years younger than Kevin. The only they have in common is his money.
Thanks MK for the distraction...I feel bad for laughing but holy shit that was funny!
She was laid out for quite sometime...
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Yeah his acting sucks...but i still find him hot. She looks like a young Dina Lohan.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
People falling down: funniest thing ever.
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It was the Chola Diary, wasn't it? It's ok - you can tell me....:)
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shit I thought it was White Oprah for a second!
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
You know I was trying to feel bad for her when she fell, but remembering the creaking cries of the table erased all that, she got what she deserved.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
that's quite a chin she's got.
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AND, quite a big front bum
God, I fucking hate this man! Can't act & a pig to boot.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Plus, he has a son with a socialite in Aspen...the child is named Liam. So this makes his sixth child with three different women.
Not that I am counting.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
that's quite a chin she's got.
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This isn't a Jennifer Aniston post. :P
HIYA MRS. K!!! ♥
AHAHAHA Why do people post these videos? Youtube really is a goldmine for idiots with way to much time on their hands.
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Go Phillies!
People falling down: funniest thing ever.
Bitch needs to lose 10-100 pounds.