Kevin Costner Too
Lisa Bonet (see below) isn't the only ho making baby announcements this week. 53-year-old Kevin Costner's pepaw spermies successfully knocked up his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner. BABIES!!! And we were doing so well without all the new baby news.
Kevin's spokesbitch tells Star Magazine that she will pop out their second baby this Spring. The two are happy, blah...blah...blah.. I'm sure she's fucking thrilled. Money in the bank! A gold digger's job is never done.
Kevin and Christine already have a 1-year-old son together they named Cayden Wyatt Costner. He has three other kids with his first wife.
A friend of Kevin says life is fucking amazing for these two drips. "Kevin is really in a good place in his life and enjoys being a father and family man. They have an amazing house in Santa Barbara overlooking the ocean with lots of land to play with their growing family. Kevin is perfectly content, playing golf, eating delicious meals, drinking good wine with friends and being a dad!"
Are you still awake? I apologize for this boring post about two bores. I should have just put up a picture of a boiled zucchini. Maybe I can redeem myself with this video below. Skip to the 2:45 mark. That table is an honorary Hot Slut!
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Costner was the hotness in No Way Out, now he looks like Michael Bolton.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
that's quite a chin she's got.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Call 911!
Baby, I can't help but think...I can't help but think....
about how much you used to like this table.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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They're boring as fuck! She's cute, though. At least she's not some Playboy-looking skank with a broke weave.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
"eating delicious meals and drinking wine.."?
What the shit is that?
and that video.........
Did that lady break her tailbone? why would she post that shit ?
AHAHHA
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
funny video MK
also, I know he's boring but he's kinda peepaw hot.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I hate it when people are all "I have a perfect life with my house overlooking the ocean" blah blah blah and rubs it in my face.
Her boobies look extra squishy.
I thought it was a less haggard-looking Dina Blowhan, too!
This bitch was 8 years old when Costners 1st kid was born.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
File this under Who Cares.
She does look like The Dina Lohan, though..
and if you squint and put a wig on Kevin..it would be Ali Lohan!
LMAO that video was hilarious
MK! Damn it that video is beautiful!
HA HA HA AHAH HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Good grief. That's a lot of kids for a gay guy to have. What's up? Not enough time on the peen, and too much on the pussy?
Anyeveryoneisgay, I don't get it.
TP
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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THATS a trophy wife? She basically looks like a younger Dina Lohan, he could do so much better.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The Bitch on the table...LMFTO
Awesome vid.
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OMG! When I first looked at that picture I thought Kevin Costner had knocked up Dina Lohan!eeew!