Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair
Robert Pattinson is one of the stars in that "Twilight" movie. I only know this because a few crazy fangirls have sent me e-mails filled with CAPS and lots of exclamation points demanding that I spread the word about their new god. A god with magical hair. I'm not even sure what his face looks like because my eyes are hypnotized by the unicorn forest on top of his head.
Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on the top of one of his strands. I won't have to worry about anything hurting me, because nothing gets past his wondrous jungle. He's tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all.
Here's a few more of the magical forest and its owner at the Los Angeles premiere of "Sex Drive" last night.
Wenn, Wireimage
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And mutton chops are not a good look on anyone.
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clearly, u have never laid eyes on glen danzig...roids and muttons at their best!
m-u-u-u-ther...
sorry, I am stupid today and well, yesterday, too.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
He's no Bobby Sherman.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 16, 2008 - 1:52pm.
That hair screams "I'm buying into my own product" and it makes my asshole itch.
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Holy shit, so fucking true. And I bet this dude has about 2 working brain cells.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Salem13,
U iz in the minority then! Anyone under 23/24 these days is a rude mess usually!
I'm shocked these days when a man holds the door open for me or when someone says excuse me/thank you.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
HA HA HA !!!!!
Salem13 my mom was having kids in the 80's too! HA HA HA!!!!!
Speakit! I turn 30 in June and my sister (born in 86) started ribbing me about it so I asked her if mom still had to balance her check book for her.
She started crying and called me a butt face and I had to buy her a martini to shut her face up!
Mixed message about maturity level times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
'bout time Michael K.
And I'd hit it. Hard.
That hair screams "I'm buying into my own product" and it makes my asshole itch.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Yay! I'm hoping Danzig still is the BURLY hairy hotness. I'm seeing him next month in Seattle. Must.not.swoon....
Ok but I was in love with Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran and so I really shouldn't have said anything about this dude....NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Lolo!! If you start bitchin' about teens, it means you're officially old.
Oh and yeah, I was way fucking cooler.. I STILL AM. *laces combat boots and puts peace sign pin on trenchcoat*
LoLo:
HEY HEY HEY! As someone born in the 80's I resent that! My mom and pops taught me well I respect my elders and hold doors open for people! Not ALL of us are bad :( I promise!
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 1:41pm.
This man needs a homo hairdresser to keep that shit tamed.
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Uhhh, I'm pretty sure his shit hair is a homo hairdresser's fault.
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That look is DELIBERATE?!
@pompom: Glenn Danzig was the hairy hotness. I happily date myself, too. If that makes me old, then take me to Bingo!
Speakit we were cooler teens then this lot of consumer-bots and you know it!
HA HA HA
I sound like the bad guy in everysingle Scooby Do
" And i would have gotten away with it too if it werent for you fucking hippies and a talking dog in a van...."
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
At first I thought that was Marcel from Top Chef.
HA HA HA!
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!!!
I dont even have a lawn and i love yelling that!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Once again Lolo hits the nail on the head.
damn teenagers.
fuck 'em
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Mrs. K!! *gasp*
We were all teenagers once, ya know.
who the fuck is this kid,anyway?
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 16, 2008 - 1:41pm.
This man needs a homo hairdresser to keep that shit tamed.
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Uhhh, I'm pretty sure his shit hair is a homo hairdresser's fault.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I'm not minding the modified mutton chops. Although, nobody can wear them like Glenn Danzig in his heyday. Okay - I'm dating myself. I'll stop now.
Once again Lolo hits the nail on the head.
damn teenagers.
fuck 'em
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Holy shit. How freakin' high and/or drunk IS Robert?! I hope he didn't drive.
Gotta hand it to him for looking this ridiculous in public. Homeboy's got guts! (and bongs)
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
This man needs a homo hairdresser to keep that shit tamed.
I hate tweens and their tweeny bull shit twink boys.
Little bastards are litte sacks of shit.
After watching all of the hype for all the Miley, Short Bus Musical, and all the little dumb twats associated with anything Disney I dont want to have babies because the generation ahead of them are so scarry stupid that i dont want my future kids to suffer for the sins of all the dumb fucking parents who birthed kids in the fucking 80's and 90's and then forgot to discipline the little fuckers!
BURN ABERCROMBIE!!!! BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!
*evil laugh*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hi xxyxz... I'm good, thanks for asking! xox
Dude looks 'special'.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
He should probably enjoy it while it lasts. In a few years he'll be wearing old britbrit cast off weaves to cover his 8-head.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on October 16, 2008 - 1:36pm.
that's one stoned dude right there...hot...but still stoned as hell
lol. I was thinking he had Medusa hair and then the first comment I see is 'one stoned dude'.
Okay, so it doesn't take much to amuse me.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Hmph, all of a sudden my hair doesn't look nearly as bad today as I thought....
And mutton chops are not a good look on anyone.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
LOL Snow!
so fucked up...But so true
This is exactly the type I would have found attractive when I was a teenybopper. Sigh...
It must take a lot of work (and products) to look that ridiculous.
that's one stoned dude right there...hot...but still stoned as hell
he looks totally slow MtlMama he looks like he's missing some chromosomes.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He's freaky lookin'.
IslandGirl
How is everything?
His eyes are strange... And No... I don't find him "cute"
I'd rather do Zacquisha
He looks like a serial killer.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
He is still sexy
He´s very good looking but I´m gonna have to see him in action to decide whether he´s hot or not. Damn, I just looked him up on IMDB and he´s only 22 years old, fuck I´m getting old...
anyone over thirty find this douche attractive? LOL he looks like a petulant self absorbed child.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He is so friggen hot, I don't know what it is about him- but I would hit it and hit it good.....
He should wax his chest, asap! Gross!
He looks a bit slow.
If my son left the house with hair like that, I'd disinherit him.
fuck it... id hit it
Um, no.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I am really liking the Twilight books too....I'm on the 3rd one. Yeah...im a dork like that. :P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
He's kinda dreamy but i really dont care for the messy hair. I like hair i can get my hands into and pull(like say Colin Farrel...mmmm)...and not come away with 5 gallons of product on it.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Who is this dickhead? He has the potential to become even more nauseating than Miley Cyrus.
I bet it takes a long bukkake session to get the amount of jizz that keeps his mop in shape.