I Want To Party With Fat Boy!
File this under: big beautiful ponies gone wild!
Meet 12-year-old Fat Boy from England. Early Tuesday morning, Fat Boy escaped from his stable and broke into a nearby garden where he partied like a Wino by feasting on fermented apples. The rotting apples had begun to ferment and produce alcohol. Can I get the recipe?
Fat Boy must have boozed way too much, because as he made his way across the garden, he accidentally stumbled into the pool. Okay, that's not really a pool. It's more like a swamp ditch.
He was discovered a while later by Sarah Penhaligon who heard his drunk splashes from her bedroom. Sarah went to the pool to see if she could help him. He was splashing around, trying to get out. Sarah tried to calm him by giving him more booze apples. Enabler!
Sarah then figured she should call the po po for help. Police officer and firefighters quickly showed up. After two hours of work, they were finally able to pull the party pony out of the cesspool. Fat Boy was returned to his owner. He's currently drying out at Promises rehab facility in Malibu, CA.
Once Fat Boy breaks out of rehab, I need to party with him. We'll get some booze apples, a couple of hookers, a few grams of sugar cubes and just go wild.
Source: Daily Mail
Thanks Rebecca
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That's a cute fucking pony!!!
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LOL! I like that last "fuck you, paps!" pics.
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"Enabler"....OMG! That was the funniest thing ever!
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This story totally made me giggle out loud.
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MK wants to get Fat Boy drunk cuz he's hung like a horse.
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
Well, at least he wasn't slapped with a DUI.
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he looks like that dude with the kilt in "four weddings and a funeral"
in that last pic he's hehawing (bitching) about his hangover
Funny shit, he at least he knew what he wanted, just got a lil tipsy, wonder if the police made him recite the alphabet backwards?
great post!
Submitted by Albatross on October 16, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by loozer on October 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
They tried to get Fat Boy to go to rehab, but he said 'Neigh, Neigh, Neigh'...
LMAO!!!
HAHAHA...hilariousness indeed.
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My sister was once chased by a drunk moose...true story. Police had to put it down because it was an agressive drunk with an addiction to fermented apples.
Submitted by Tristram on October 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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I have some cider and apples right now. Give me instructions. *gets notepad*
Apples ferment quickly in the sun. Cider starts turning into alcohol as you're pressing it. I recall drunken bees stumbling about and falling into the vat.
Did you read the story? She was afraid the "Beast of Bodmin" was in the pool. Hello, it looks like she is trying to grow her own beast in that mess.
Flicka's last few years were spent binging on rotten apples and banging free range mini horses wearing Lucite (w)horseshoes before he was given the 'full tour' of the Elmer's Glue factory.
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At least Fat Boy didn't' show is cooch/peen during his drunken spree.
Oh, and Fat Boy needs to call Jenny Craig.
Geesus lady, clean your pool!
Rock On, FatBoy!!
I need to party like a Fat Boy - my kinda horse. :)
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THIS is the sort of fantastic little story that keeps me addicted to Michael K's DListed! I LOVE it, yes Fat Boy's definitely a gangsta. And she fed him more booze apples? Hilarious!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 16, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Birds do the same thing gorging on fermented fruit.
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saw that once. tipsy cedar waxwings. fucking hilarious. provided they don't fly into a wall or something.
the spca here gets calls every now and then about birds acting weird.
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BOO!
Lousy in bed filthy tramps make Me hurl :)
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Horses kind-of scare me.
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poor drunk fat boy!
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Neigh Way, Dude.
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Submitted by loozer on October 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
They tried to get Fat Boy to go to rehab, but he said 'Neigh, Neigh, Neigh'...
LMAO!!!
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Fat Boy is a gangsta..that's what the inmates in prison do. They steal a whole bunch of apples from the cafeteria and let them rot in their cells for a couple days then they mash that sh** up and get drunk,lol. Yes, I watch waay to much Lock-Up on MSNBC.
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I live in New Jersey!
We're NEIGHbors!LoL
I know I am a dork!
Ya know that is how people in jail get fucked up,ferment the fruit/apple juice.
lol
Pete Doherty needs to buy this hot thang -- doesn't Petey own a farm? They can invite Amy over, good times :)
He looks like a real ass.
Birds do the same thing gorging on fermented fruit. Drink on Mr. Ed! Wiilllllburrrrrrr!
LMAO at Nova and CTH!
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Do animals get hangovers? Poor guy...
Ya know, here in the great state of Delaware you can buy fresh apple cider. Yum.
However, I did discover if you let that shit be for 3-4 weeks, you get some seriously bubbly fermented cider. Me likey!
poor guy! Hope he sobers up and finds jebus.
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He should be renamed FRAT BOY....cause they all do shizz like that!!
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Submitted by loozer on October 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
They tried to get Fat Boy to go to rehab, but he said 'Neigh, Neigh, Neigh'...
That there is some funny shit.
Penhaligon reminds me of Cracker.
poor horsie! Well, it could be worse, you could be Katie Price's pony!
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Fatboy and Katy Price. Perfect combo for next equestrian Olympics.
my little drunk pony is a mean drunk.bare dem toofs.LOL
HAHAHA loozer, you're killing me!
Has anyone heard of the liquor Amarula? Supposedly it was discovered when elephants in Africa were getting drunk from eating the fermented fruit from Marula trees. Maybe Fat Boy was trying to make his own version of bathtub gin.
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Submitted by missy on October 16, 2008 - 2:40pm.
I dont know why but seeing horses in distress fucks with me so much.
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Cosign. Pretty much any animal in distress fucks with me hard but Fatfuck, fatboy i mean, is ok so happy ending, thankfully.
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I dont know why but seeing horses in distress fucks with me so much. I dont know why, I dont have some horse love thing, Ive never kept or ridden horses, they just seem like they should not be fucked with.
Fatboy is aptly named, huh?
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well wino just figured out how to live a healthy life...one fermented apple a day keeps the doctor away. actually looking at fat boy him and wino have the same gril.
Fat boy is an ass when he gets drunk!
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