Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
Dlisters, you are all the hot slut of the day ;)
seriously who took this pic? LMAO I cant stop laughing looking at Mc expression....
Thanks all!
Anjl-love ya babe! Go Phillies!
the DUDE! abides...
Whoever took this picture should be president!
Blah blah seeeeeee blah blah! lol oh my god they killed Kenney!
O yeah - and let me give props to TITS who had all the great ideas (and kept me working all night!)like a wagging tongue and pop-out eyes.
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Well, I came to say Congrats to the Winners!
But now I also get to say - GRACIAS, BEECHES!
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LMAO at all of 'em - they were great! Congrats guys!!
*pinching butts*
DUDE XO
JABIFFXOXO
LMFAO!!!!!! I love McCain!
Congrats bitches, loozer and dude those were destined to win ;)
Angel~hysterical, you are so creative gf!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ROTFLMFAO @ Angel-i
f*ckin classic
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
WOOT to the winnas!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
I'm starting to think McCain has Tourette's Syndrome.
What a surprise! I didn't word it the way I meant to, but I guess the gist of it came through.
Mucho Gracias!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
nice job you guys, lmao!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Congrats winners!!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
lotusblossom's made me LMAO!
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
monchichi-chan
Ah hell, Obama is the chosen one....even when he farts stars come out of his ass.
Where's this photo from?
f•ck this race, I want to tongue your anus!
McCain is confused, the Republican economic recovery plan is currently up HIS ass.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
McCain doesn't look presidential, but he definitely looks Vice-Presidential.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
OMG! You HAVE to pick this one:
"McCain heartlessly mocks Trig" it is SO wrong but so funny
Ok, so this is my official CAPTION!
(it's edited lots for hos who've seen it already)
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McCain's maverick sense alerts him that Jodie Marsh is somewhere in the vicinity. Further south, his penis shrivels in fear...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Obama ;"Let's go Igor"
mccain demonstrates what he means about "not telegraphing" his "moves".
obama demonstrates "walking faster".
mccain demonstrates what he means about "not telegraphing" his "moves".
obama demonstrates "walking faster".
Invisible Hooker
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
"They're coming to take me away, HA HA, they're coming to take me away, HO HO HE HE HA HA, to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds...."
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
The debate brought the Republican in McCain out of the airpoprt bathroom.
Step two of Sarah Palin's plan to become president completed...
MAVERICK
McCain loves the dark meat.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
yes Mr.Mccain, Obama is still there
(In the voice of Gollum)
We wants it!!! We needs it!!! We must have the precious!!!
Not A Caption:
Political and Wildly Hysterical:
NEW YORK – John McCain hung his final presidential debate performance on an Ohio plumber who campaign aides never vetted.
A day after making Joseph Wurzelbacher famous, referencing him in the debate almost two dozen times as someone who would pay higher taxes under Barack Obama, McCain learned the fine print Thursday on the plumber’s not-so-tidy personal story: He owes back taxes. He is not a licensed plumber. And it turns out that Wurzelbacher makes less than $250,000 a year, which means he would receive a tax cut if Obama were elected president.
McCain likes to say that he isn’t George W. Bush – and in this case of bungled public relations, it is clear he is not. The famously-disciplined Bush campaign operation would likely have found the perfect anonymous citizen to illustrate a policy proposal, rather than spontaneously wrap itself around an unknown entity with so many asterisks.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
I'd vomit too if I had to kiss Michelle Obama!
Pictionary Break: Answer is Michelle Obama!
Please don't tase me bro!
"Mmmm... Children... Precious children who have autism." (droooooooool) - Sen. John McCain
http://lynnguppy.blogspot.com
Host: Mr. McCain, your response?
McCain: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUPPPPP
...And he even ate the last piece of who hash.
No wonder McCain was so offended by the McCain/Palin Drill Baby Drill t-shirts; It's OBAMA's ass he's really wanting to drill.
PPS. That guy in makeup is the Australian Sarah Palin. Apparently.
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"I hate to have to eat my words. They taste just like eating Sara. I didn't say that out loud did I?"
PS! YAY! Phoebe comes up next to me!
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O. MY. GAWD!
It took me SO long to answer this one!
I hope I don't get arrested now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD7NzCm8T70
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Homer -- You're Fired!
McCain thinks that doing the Macarena will make him seem hip to younger voters.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?