Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
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(caption relevant only to those who watched last night's South Park):
The audience was blissfully unaware that McCain had just swallowed his own underwear backstage after Obama promised to let him out of the debate.
Not a caption, but where is angel_i and can she chola-ize McCain? That would be most excellent.
ooooh...come here...i know it tastes like fried chicken...
"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
Mccain tries to double shot the presidential debate and his new Pepto Bismol commercial at once
Stepford McCain showing yet another glitch in his programmed responses.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
"Soledad, there's only one way to interpret this. McCain desperately wants to toss Obama's salad."
McCain plays to his base: The Lizard Poeple.
ok can't resist, ONE MORE:
IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN!!!
I'm Maverick, you're GOOSE!
Well, I'm gonna have to kiss your ass once you become President, so I might as well start now....
Ebony and Ivory...together in perfect harmony...
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
Invisible Rim Job.
This message has been approved by John McCain
c'mon, ride it, it's the choo choo train
whoot whoot
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Swear to ME!
Karma is a bitch when your wife is a witch....
After an hour and a half of talking shit at the debate, John McCain finally gets to vomit as a result of felching Joe the Plumber's ass.
Submitted by t_stain on October 16, 2008 - 5:58pm.
McCain heartlessly mocks Trig.
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oh shit!
Ack! I think I have one of his pubes on the back of my tongue!
Someone had a few too many Joe Sixpacks.
Well, Joe Plumber let ME do a reach-around!
MCCAIN, TELL ME HOW THAT A$$ TASTE!
McCain's thoughts: mmmm i prefer dark meat.
Well I guess that now we do know that Obaba's shit does stink!
Those aren't stars! Obama is farting patriotic Knives!
Ghosts from the 60s civil rights movement kick McCains ass
Guess putting food stamps under Obama's soap has a dual effect.
He did the grampy dance...
it was a graveyard smash!
Not a caption but:
I wonder how hard the Bidens and Obama's are laughing over this today.
God I wish i was a fly on that wall!
Getting to close to honesty and integrity causes a tasoring like reaction in McCain.
McCains thoughts: I don't know why I listen to Rove anyway... how in the HELL will this raise my poll numbers?
John MccCain was experiencing some of Metamucil's side effects at the final debate.
Its the new 'code move' for the mavericks.
Palin got the message and proceeded to say something incredibly retarded to people with very few teeth.
Even white boys got to shout "Baby (or Obama) got back!"
McCain thought it was nauseating to be behind in the polls until Barak produced his own greenhouse gases during the debate.
this picture is hysterical. if john mcCane becomes president two things are certain: the country will be worse off and he'll be making us laugh until we puke.
I thought he said KICK his butt, not LICK his butt ....
Geriatrics Gone Wild.
Submitted by t_stain on October 16, 2008 - 5:58pm.
McCain heartlessly mocks Trig.
This made me laugh out loud and snort!
McCain's conscience finally makes him choke on his words.
Obama look! It's Tea Leoni and Billy Bob Thorton making out in the front row.
Obama exercises a new constitutional right... the right to remain silent, but deadly.
McCain: "I know, Obama, that one day soon I'll be kissing your ass, but for now I'll just try to grab it."
Barack doesn't taste like that Mona Lisa painting at all.
McCain's practicing his heart attack face so people will feel sorry for him if he loses... because he's a Vietnam vet, you know...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
McCain: "Yooz a big fine Dem, won't you back that ass up?.....See, my friends, I can reach across the aisle to communicate with my homies."
McCain clearly does not understand what pollsters mean by "lagging behind Obama".
C'mon Barry, I know you want to keep your energy up...but beans!?
McCain takes Obama's "eat my dust" statement literally.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
does this have something to do with the gop's beloved "trickle down" economics?
See? I told you that white men can't dance!