Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
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Three weeks left and I'm choking ahhh. Look at Obama over there, he is much too poised and confident. I know, I'll draw everyone's attention by doing the most "Mavericky" thing I can think of.
McCain: "I vant to suck your blood... Bleh!"
After trying to play grab-ass with Obama, McCain's heart suddenly gave out.
When the moderator asked "Do you think Sarah Palin would make a good President" McCain's regret shined through.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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McCain is no match once Obama unleashes his smart bomb
For the third time this month, Apu politely dodges Mr. Burns' advances
Cheney you bastard, you told me this was a new pacemaker!
blaaah-blaah! I vant to suck your blood!
Before he forgets, McCain rearranges his teeth.
Mccain tried to say "Help, I'm having a stroke", but all anyone heard was "aaugh, aaugh, aaugh, aaugh, aaugh."
McCain heartlessly mocks Trig.
One Ass Grab away from the Presidency
When their tempers reached the boiling point, Obama and McCain resorted to childish behavior:
Obama: *turning back on McCain* I'm taking my toys and going back home. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
McCain: *sticking out tongue and making gagging noises* Well, well...nanny nanny boo boo, wash your face in doo doo!
"women's health"
That is all.
Oh God, Cindy's right. Obama IS a hottie! Lumlumlum
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Then McCain went Nananana Boo Boo and gave him a wedgie.
As Mccain reached for Obama's back side to satiate his fever for youth, he was choked back by the collar that is known as public opinion.
McCain's attack on Obama was gonna be strictly tongue in cheek(s).
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
You see I've been around ass before I know what an ass looks like. I've had showers with men when I served on the Ass Committee. And I know how get an ass when I an ass needs to be gotten. I voted ten times on that ass and you know who didn't get ass? That one.
SEXY LUV
Brokebarack Mountin'
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
2050, Eminem reunites with 50Cent on stage.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
McCain wants to bury his tongue in Bareback's butt?
Well.......we can't blame him!!
McCain's attempt to drill Obama during last night's debate goes horribly wrong.....
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
sorry, that wasn't a caption.
Obama all the way! i hope he wins!!
Would the real Slim Shady please stand up and get this idiot off the stage?
John McCain shows his approach to Sex Ed.
He realized far too late that the lipstick was the flavor of bullshit.
Where are his manners! Cover your mouth when you cough!
This is what it will look like if McCain is elected. Sarah Palin will become your new President. Think hard before you vote. I am Barack Obama and I approve this caption entry.
John McCain obviously checked up Obama in the locker room earlier and he knows it's really bigger than that.
In his last attempt to turn his campaign around, McCain tries licking the discipline off Obama's ass.
John McCain does his impression of a hard working citizen choked to death by socialist Obama's taxes!
McCain announces "All done!", and Obama changes his diaper.
Obama thinking: Damn. I knew white men couldn't dance but this is fucking ridiculous.
McCain took it literally when Obama told him to "kiss my black ass!"
DANG! This Viagra wasn't supposed to kick in yet!
Well it's official. McCain is now seen as a dinosaur.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
in this picture: mccain portrays america's sentiments exactly (on their views of obama).
Wait, Senator Obama! After you got talking to Joe the Plumber about your tax policy, he taught me how to clean pipes. Wanna see?
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2gwyjv4&s=4
Submitted by bighairynuts on October 16, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I AM LIKING YOU BLACK ANUS AND STICK MY BIG TOUNGE DEEP INSIDE BIG BUNG HOLE FORGET ABOUT POLITIK AND TOUNG BUNG! TOUNGE BUNG IN 08!
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You just proved sick and illiterate DO go together.
As he had planned all along, at the end of the final debate, Obama finally dropped that "bomb" he'd been holding in for the past two years.
Submitted by Mädchen on October 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
I kinda feel sorry for him... poor pepaw, now he´s just the joke of the day.
HIS MOTHER SAID THE SAME THING WHEN HE WAS BORN BACK IN 52BC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*sorry that was my tribute to Sam K*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I kinda feel sorry for him... poor pepaw, now he´s just the joke of the day.
Who farted?
Trying hard not to step on the bullshit mound Obama left behind him, ooops too late!
You'll be popular when you're dead!
The GOP now stands for Grumpy Old Pervs.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
I AM LIKING YOU BLACK ANUS AND STICK MY BIG TOUNGE DEEP INSIDE BIG BUNG HOLE FORGET ABOUT POLITIK AND TOUNG BUNG! TOUNGE BUNG IN 08!